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24 episodes · Mar 24, 2024
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S0E1Vault Seller's Survival Guide: The Winning Team!
Apr 10, 20243mDo you have what it takes to make a fortune by leasing an underground paradise? This exclusive insider's guide contains tips and tricks that will have you hitting the jackpot lickety-split. Watch all these Vault-Tec licensed videos and delve into the core of vocational advancement.
S0E2Vault Seller's Survival Guide: Follow Your Nos!
Apr 10, 20243mOnly elite sellers may view this exciting codex for a career explosion! Discover stratospheric profits by coddling the customer as a Vault-Tec seller who "nos" that nobody gets rich on "nos." Excite and delight every customer who is right (all of them) and earn a chance to outperform your peers, leaving them behind forever as you receive wealth imminently.
S0E3Vault Seller's Survival Guide: Welcome Home!
Apr 18, 20243mYou've earned your place in the Vault-Tec Family. Now storm the gates of your own home and duke it out with elite challenges 24/7 in an office so grand you'll never want to leave. Peak performance is a family value, and mouthwatering perks await as you meet or exceed Vault-Tec Family targets.
S0E4Vault Seller's Survival Guide: Meet Me in Coswald!
May 4, 20243mReady for a reward? Marvel at the mineral diversity of Coswald, Vault-Tec corporate convention site and Q2 mandatory travel vacation! Miles of deceptively uninteresting-seeming flat land masks $40–60B** of extraction value** according to a Vault-Tec endorsed dysprosium certification body counteracting corruption through “transparency!” Luckily none of this affects the hotels which are still great.
S0E5Vault Seller's Survival Guide: Step on the Gas!
May 16, 20243mYou're outperforming everyone, and it shows: all your peers have been laid off! Now you're rubbing shoulders with the big dogs and walking them when requested. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed, and you will be monitored as such. Do not allow computers to detect any break in embodying Vault-Tec's preferred values of loyalty, compliance and attendance for a future brighter than a mushroom cloud!
S0E6Vault Seller's Survival Guide: Steer the Ship!
May 31, 20243mAdmire the view without family or friends to distract from your key responsibilities of embodying stability and lording remotely. No mountains left to scale yet you're ravenous as the day you began your senseless climb up the ladder. Your face is smeared with viscera of your enemies and your hands are sticky with the sugary saps of profit so your staff now handle all paperwork. You are one of one.
S0E7Vault Seller's Survival Guide: Bud's Buds!
May 31, 20242mYou are a rising talent full of harvestable optimism and crippling debt with no time to climb the rungs of vocational training and earned experience. Speed skate up the slopes of success with our new experimental Bud's Buds Young Graduating Scholars Rotational Internship Program [pending legal review]. Metadata terms: Glory, hustle, major, desperate, flashy, pliant, craven, greedy, winning!
S0E8Meet the Filmmaker (and Fanatic): Jonathan Nolan - Inside the Vault
Jun 18, 20243mTodd Howard and Bethesda Game Studios waited over 25 years to find someone with the ‘Profile’ to bring their iconic universe to life.
S0E10Fallout Fake Talkshow: Justin Theroux
Dec 16, 20253mLive from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!
S0E11Fallout Fake Talkshow: Ella Purnell
Dec 16, 20253mLive from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!
S0E12Fallout Fake Talkshow: Aaron Moten
Dec 24, 20253mLive from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!
S0E13You Have Auto-Joined the RobCo Family
Dec 31, 20252mGlobal catastrophe is likely. Congratulations: RobCo has acquired your service provider and/or operator. Prosperity is guaranteed via Robert House's precise reality modeling, guaranteeing optimized outcomes for all "family" subsidiaries and contractors. remain still and welcome to your new family.
S0E14Fallout Fake Talkshow: Johnny Pemberton
Dec 31, 20253mLive from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!
S0E15Fallout Fake Talkshow: Macaulay Culkin
Jan 7, 20262mLive from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!
S0E16Enable Pipboy Auto-Updates for Safety Enhancements
Jan 7, 20262mInternational relations are crumbling but your wearables are up-to-date. Enjoy unrivaled "network effects" and automatic behavioral upgrades thanks to machine intellect and gestural feedback learning with all privacy options declined and maximum intra-RobCo community data broadcasting.
S0E17Put Your Future in Safe "Handy" (Mr.)
Jan 14, 20262mRobert House reality models prove availability of sizzling hot deals during global crises. Now is the optimal time to order the new Mister Handy with 4x gyroscopic handpower before international trade breaks down completely. It pays for itself assuming you operate a factory.
S0E18Fallout Fake Talkshow: Walton Goggins
Jan 14, 20263mLive from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!
S0E19Whatever Happens to Humanity, Protectrons Will Be There
Jan 21, 20262mRobCo knows things change fast. Come what may, Protectrons will be there, standing behind you, watching you, never sleeping. Take comfort! Protectrons have enough personality to replace 99% of humanity. All they need is a purchaser. Stop worrying.
S0E20Fallout Fake Talkshow: Frances Turner
Jan 21, 20263mLive from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!
S0E21Upgrade Your Securitrons Now or Risk Exposure to Violence
Jan 27, 20262mGlobal conflict is certain, and correct outcomes are guaranteed only by purchasing RobCo hardware on schedule. Help Robert House execute his plan using his products as instructed. Keep all profiles linked. Improper use voids warranties and could lead to irretrievable destruction of humanity. Make payment now.
S0E22Fallout Fake Talkshow: Xelia Mendes-Jones
Jan 27, 20263mLive from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!
S0E23Fallout Fake Talkshow: Kyle MacLachlan
Feb 3, 20263mLive from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!
S0E24Enjoy Security and Comfort at the Beautiful Lucky 38
Feb 3, 20262mTotal collapse is imminent, the only rational outcome is to bet on the sure winner. At Robert House's apocalypse-proof Lucky 38, everyone gets lucky, because the House always wins. Follow the bright light to a beacon of hope, the jewel of the desert, and take immediate cover if air raid siren is heard.