Season 3
20 episodes · Sep 24, 2007
It's Season Three and the search for a soul mate has never been so wildly inappropriate! Thirty-year-old Ted is still looking for Miss Right, but his road to domestic bliss is improbably paved with punk rock girls, tattoos, adult video expos and an epic St. Patrick's Day bender. Meanwhile, as Marshall and Lily adjust to the quirks of married life, the outrageously incorrigible Barney commits a major violation of "The Bro Code." Plus, Season Three features a host of hilarious guest stars, including BRITNEY SPEARS, SARAH CHALKE (TV's Scrubs), ENRIQUE IGLESIAS, MANDY MOORE and supermodel HEIDI KLUM.
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S3E1Wait for It
Sep 24, 200721mRobin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.
S3E2We're Not from Here
Oct 1, 200721mTed and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.
S3E3Third Wheel
Oct 8, 200723mTed's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.
S3E4Little Boys
Oct 15, 200723mBarney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.
S3E5How I Met Everyone Else
Oct 22, 200723mAmid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.
S3E6I'm Not That Guy
Oct 29, 200723mMarshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name
S3E7Dowisetrepla
Nov 5, 200721mMarshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.
S3E8Spoiler Alert
Nov 12, 200721mMarshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed
S3E9Slapsgiving
Nov 19, 200723mLily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.
S3E10The Yips
Nov 26, 200723mWhen Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.
S3E11The Platinum Rule
Dec 10, 200721mTed's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.
S3E12No Tomorrow
Mar 17, 200821mTed lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.
S3E13Ten Sessions
Mar 24, 200823mTed pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.
S3E14The Bracket
Mar 31, 200821mBarney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.
S3E15The Chain of Screaming
Apr 14, 200823mAfter Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.
S3E16Sandcastles in the Sand
Apr 21, 200823mRobin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.
S3E17The Goat
Apr 28, 200823mBarney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.
S3E19Everything Must Go
May 12, 200821mWhen Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.
S3E20Miracles
May 19, 200823mTed is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.