Season 2
36 episodes · Sep 18, 1956
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S2E1Platoon in the Movies
Sep 18, 195630mThe platoon is chosen to make a film about the correct use of the spark plug.
S2E2It's For The Birds
Sep 25, 195630mBilko looks around for an expert to go on the 64,000 Dollar quiz show on TV. He ends up with Pvt Honnegar who is an expert on wildlife, After surviving a loss of memory he wins the money but he has a surprise in store for Bilko
S2E3Bilko Goes To College
Oct 2, 195630mWhen a local gangster insults the army Bilko takes a bet of 1000 -1 That the local College Schmill can beat Notra Dame in a football game. Nobody gives them a chance, but when Bilko gets to work on the press they start to believe that Schmill can win.
S2E4The Girl From Italy
Oct 9, 195630mRocco's brother refuses to marry a girl brought over from Italy so Bilko sets out to make him jealous and to change his mind
S2E5The Face On The Recruiting Poster
Oct 16, 195630mBilko hopes to get a handsome young recruit noticed by Hollywood so he tries to get the soldier's face on the new army recruiting poster. But first he must pass a test on the army and with Doberman coaching him a surprise is in store.
S2E6Bilko's War Against Culture
Oct 23, 195630mWhen two special service officers come to educate the platoon the men promise Bilko they will not attend the lectures until they see who attractive the ladies are
S2E7The Song Of The Motor Pool
Oct 30, 195630mBilko looks for a song that the motor pool can adopt. He hears Paparelli singing one in the shower but it turns out that someone thought of it first
S2E8Bilko's Engagement
Nov 6, 195630mAfter a mix up at the jewelers Bilko finds that Joan has been given an engagement ring and she thinks that they are to married. Bilko has to think fast of a way out.
S2E9A Mess Sergeant Can't Win
Nov 13, 195630mFed up with losing to Bilko all the time Mess Sgt Ritzik is leaving the army having saved up $400 to open a snack bar So Bilko devises a plan to repay all the money that he has won off Ritzik.
S2E10Doberman's Sister
Nov 20, 195630mIt's family day at Fort Baxter and all the platoon have invited their sister's. They all have date's except Doberman's so Bilko sets out to con Zimmerman into taking her out.
S2E11Where There's A Will
Nov 27, 195630mA member of the platoon is cheated out of his share in his uncles will. The only thing he gets is a parrot so Bilko starts a rumor that the parrot holds the clue to a hidden treasure map.
S2E12Bilko's Tax Trouble
Dec 4, 195630mThrough an error Bilko is called before the tax people to explain his earnings
S2E13Mink Incorporated
Dec 11, 195630mAfter Bilko loses 100 dollars of the platoons welfare fund on a horse, he tries to get the money back, by starting a mink farm, but the mink's refuse to breed.
S2E14Sergeant Bilko Presents Ed Sullivan
Dec 18, 195630mWhen TV host Ed Sullivan tries to put on ‘A Salute to the Army' show, the talent scout leaves Bilko out to start with, but when the producer decides to use a jeep in the finale, they turn Bilko to organise things, but he tries to change the show to suit himself.
S2E15Bilko Gets Some Sleep
Dec 25, 195630mUnable to sleep Bilko goes to the camp psychiatrist for advice. He is told to give up gambling and women.
S2E16The Blue Blood Of The Bilko's
Jan 8, 195730mA sergeant from Fort Baxter is to be excluded from his son's wedding to an heiress. They only want officers to attend so Bilko decides to change their minds
S2E17Love That Guardhouse
Jan 15, 195730mAfter winning 1500 dollars in Las Vegas, Ritzik is desperate to play poker with Bilko, so the Colonel locks him up in the guardhouse for his own protection.
S2E18Sergeant Bilko Presents Bing Crosby
Jan 22, 195730mBilko promotes a show starring Bing Crosby, but when Bing suddenly fails to show up, Bilko has to find a lookalike as a replacement.
S2E19Bilko Goes To Monte Carlo
Jan 29, 195730mBilko comes up with a foolproof method of winning at roulette, so all the camp come up with a bankroll and send him off Monte Carlo to try it out.
S2E20Bilko Enters Politics
Feb 5, 195730mWhen the plan for a new serviceman's center is turned down by the mayor Bilko gets Doberman to run for Mayor. When it looks like Doberman will win, the campaign manager makes a deal with Bilko to build the center if Doberman will drop out
S2E21Bilko's Television Idea
Feb 12, 195730mWhen T.V. star Buddy Bickford come to Fort Baxter to research background for a new television show. Bilko tries to sell him a T.V. idea of his own.
S2E22The Son Of Bilko
Feb 26, 195730mA young practical joker joins the platoon and drives everybody crazy until Bilko finds a way to give give him a taste of his own medicine.
S2E23Rock 'n' Roll Rookie
Mar 5, 195730mWhen singer Elvin Pelvin joins the platoon, Bilko sees a way to make money but he can't get him to sing.
S2E24Bilko's Black Magic
Mar 19, 195730mWhen Pvt Mendleson who has been lost in the jungle for years receives $7000 in back pay he loses it to Grover and Ritzik in a poker game. Bilko uses their fear of black magic to get his money back.
S2E25Bilko Goes South
Mar 26, 195730mDuring a cold spell the platoon think that they are entering a singing contest which will be held in Florida, but instead they take part in a dangerous medical experiment.
S2E26Bilko Goes Around The World
Apr 2, 195730mAfter watching ' Around the World in 80 Days ' Bilko calls the producer Mike Todd and suggests that to publicize the film he offer a prize to the first person who can do the same.
S2E27The Mess Hall Mess
Apr 9, 195730mBilko has dinner at a French restaurant and finds an old recipe that will win a prize in a competition to find a brand new American recipe.
S2E28The Secret Life Of Sergeant Bilko
Apr 16, 195730mAn investigative reporter tries to find evidence that American soldiers are giving away defense secrets. Bilko gets to hear and helps the reporter out
S2E29Radio Station B.I.L.K.O.
Apr 23, 195730mWhen the local radio station is to close down Bilko sees a good way to make money using army equipment
S2E30Bilko the Marriage Broker
Apr 30, 195730mWhen Lt Wallace gets transferred to become Bilko's platoon officer he works them hard all day. So they try and get him to fall for a new WAC officer Lt Rogers but he doesn't seem to be interested but unknown to Bilko the two officers are having a secret affair and no one is to find out.
S2E31Bilko Acres
May 7, 195730mWhen Bilko thinks that the camp is being enlarged he buys swamp land next door hoping to make a killing only to find that the camp is being slimmed down. Trying to recoup his money he tries to sell it as building land but first he has to kill all the mosquitoes in the swamp and he gives the job to Doberman with unfortunate repercussions
S2E32The Big Scandal
May 14, 195730mBilko tries to hypnotize Ritzik, but it's Doberman who falls under the influence and he tells the Colonel's wife that he loves her
S2E33Bilko's Perfect Day
May 21, 195730mFor once everything goes right for Bilko, from hot showers in the morning, to picking all the winners in a horse race, but by the time he realizes it the day is over.
S2E34The Colonel Breaks Par
May 28, 195730mBilko wants the Colonel away from the camp so he can operate without obstruction he decides to get the Colonel to enter a golf tournament in Palm Springs but the Colonel doesn't think he is good enough to play. So Bilko gets Sam Snead to act as a golf novice and for Bilko to give him some golf lessons while the Colonel is watching.
S2E35Show Segments
Jun 4, 195730mThe cast meet in Lindy's restaurant to watch scenes edited out of previous shows. Nat Hiken felt these outtakes were too good to end up on the cutting room floor and compiled them into what is possibly television's first 'clip show'.
S2E36His Highness Doberman
Jun 11, 195730mDoberman is dating the daughter of a Roseville millionaire, but when her parents find out that he is just another soldier they refuse permission for them to marry.