Season 3
39 episodes · Sep 2, 1953
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- S3E1
A Present for Dad
Sep 2, 195330mMargie wants to have her portrait painted as a present for Vern's birthday. Short on money, she arranges to pretend to be the girlfriend of an artist to impress his friend and in exchange he will paint the portrait. Vern gets suspicious and, following Margie, thinks she is having an illicit affair.
- S3E2
Campus Homecoming
Sep 9, 195330mVern plans to do some business with the Dean at his college reunion, but Margie intends to teach him a lesson when she finds out he and his friends weren't quite as dignified in college as he had claimed.
- S3E3
A Day at the Beach
Sep 16, 195330mVern calls in sick so he can take the day off and go to the beach with Margie at her suggestion. Trouble arises when he runs into a client and, without realizing who she is, brags about being irresponsible.
- S3E4
My Little Bookie
Sep 23, 195330mVern hides the fact that he got a bonus and tells Margie he is in danger of losing his job if she doesn't start economizing. Margie tries to help, but only ends up causing more trouble.
- S3E5
Go North, Young Girl
Sep 30, 195330mVern tells Margie he will take her to Hawaii if she can last through a Canadian hunting trip. He's convinced she won't be able to take it, but Margie outfoxes him by hiring three men to do all her work for her.
- S3E6
Margie, the Writer
Oct 7, 195330mVern tries to get Margie interested in writing, thinking it will keep her out of trouble. In order to research her book, Margie starts pretending she has amnesia and when the police get involved, its wall-to-wall trouble for everyone.
- S3E7
My Little Clementine
Oct 14, 195330mMargie asks Vern for a job at Honeywell & Todd, but Vern says no. When Margie's lookalike cousin arrives, Vern thinks its Margie in disguise and decides to get even.
- S3E8
That's the Spirit
Oct 21, 195330mMargie tries to convince Vern to be more aggressive with Mr. Honeywell by taking him to a phony seance in which Mrs. Odetts pretends to be a spirit giving him advice.
- S3E9
Margie's Phantom Lover
Oct 28, 195330mVern and Mr. Honeywell make Margie believe she has a secret admirer to keep her from entering an auto race. When Margie tries to find out who the secret admirer is, Vern's new client gets involved.
- S3E10
Margie's Baby
Nov 4, 195330mMargie tries to help the daughter of Vern's new client. He doesn't know his daughter is married and has a baby, so Margie has to pretend the baby is hers.
- S3E11
A Slight Misunderstanding
Nov 11, 195330mMargie tries to help her neighbors repair their marriage by making the wife jealous, but Vern and Freddie end up thinking they are having an affair.
- S3E12
Vern's Secret Fishing Place
Nov 18, 195330mVern always wins the annual fishing tournament and Mr. Honeywell offers Margie a mink coat if she will help him beat Vern.
- S3E13
Comedy of Terrors
Nov 25, 195330mVern is the foreman on a jury that convicts a gangster. Worried about her father's safety, Margie sets a trap for what she thinks are the gangster's henchmen, but turn out to be a mild-mannered client and a private detective.
- S3E14
What's Cooking?
Dec 2, 195330mMargie invites Mr. Honeywell and a prospective client to dinner. She lets Freddie, who now has a job selling cookware, make the dinner. What she doesn't know is that Vern's client is a competitor of Freddie's company.
- S3E15
Vern's Two Daughters
Dec 9, 195330mVern doesn't want Margie to meet a client's son, so he sends her out of town and has Roberta pose as Margie. When a suspicious Margie returns, she catches on and then pretends to be her own imaginary sister, Helen.
- S3E16
Chubby Little Margie
Dec 16, 195330mVern convinces Margie to break her date with a Marine to go out with a client's son. An angry Margie uses helium to inflate her dress so she will look fat. The plan backfires, however, when the client's son turns out to be a dreamboat.
- S3E17
Margie's Millionth Member
Dec 23, 195330mThe set and costumes used in the ""My Little Margie"" episode ""Margie's Millionth Member"" are from ""Rocky Jones Space Ranger"". Both sets and costumes were used at The Hal Roach Studios. The name of one of the cereal company owners is ""Mr.Crackie"".
- S3E18
Meet Mr. Murphy
Dec 30, 195330mMargie agrees to babysit for a chimpanzee that belongs to one of Vern's clients. Vern, not realizing who the chimp belongs to, pays Freddie to kidnap it. When Margie learns of the plan, she tells Freddie to go ahead with it to teach Vern a lesson.
- S3E19
Vern Gets the Bird
Jan 6, 195430mMargie must pretend to be a birdwatching enthusiast in order to keep a client of Vern's around long enough to sign a new contract.
- S3E20
Vern Retires
Jan 13, 195330mA misunderstanding over Mr. Honeywell's health leads to Vern being fired. Now Margie must scheme to get his job back.
- S3E21
Health Farm
Jan 20, 195430mAt a health farm for wealthy women, Margie switches identity with a friend who wants to be sure her new boyfriend isn't after her money.
- S3E22
Day and Night
Jan 27, 195430mVern tells Margie if one more thing goes wrong she won't get her trip to Sun Valley. Margie then gets into trouble when she tries to operate a broken elevator and ends up taking a fellow tenant on a wild ride. When the woman threatens to sue, Margie tries to keep the landlord from talking to Vern, by convincing Vern it is the middle of the night.
- S3E23
Mexican Standoff
Feb 3, 195430mMargie, Vern and Mrs. Odetts go to Mexico to see a client and run into plenty of trouble and misunderstandings.
- S3E24
Margie's Manproof Lipstick
Feb 10, 195430mFreddie has a new job selling lipstick that lasts three months. When Margie messes up a demonstration Freddie was trying to give to Vern's new client, she must think of a way to correct the problem she has caused.
- S3E25
Margie Babysits
Feb 17, 195430mMargie and Vern babysit for client's grandson who happens to be an obnoxious brat. What Margie doesn't realize is that the old lady neighbor who is helping them amuse the child is actually a notorious thief.
- S3E26
Case of the Helping Hand
Feb 24, 195430mVern thinks his job is being taken over by an ambitious young man at Honeywell & Todd. The man is a big fan of murder mysteries, so Margie and Roberta set up a real mystery to try and trick him into leaving the company.
- S3E27
Sleepwalking
Mar 3, 195430mMargie decides she wants to live in a ground floor apartment and to convince Vern it is a good idea she makes him believe he walks in his sleep and it is dangerous for him to live on the tenth floor.
- S3E28
A Proposal for Papa
Mar 10, 195430mMr. Honeywell makes Vern hire the daughter of a client to be his secretary. When the girl falls for Vern and wants to marry him, Margie tries to make her see how ridiculous the age difference is by dating the girl's aged father. The only problem is, the old man really falls for Margie.
- S3E29
Vern's Son
Mar 17, 195430mTo keep a new client away from Margie, Vern lies and says he has a son instead of a daughter. When the client wants to meet Vern's son, Margie disguises herself as a boy.
- S3E30
Daughter-At-Law
Mar 24, 195430mMargie's new boyfriend is a lawyer who convinces Margie Vern has no legal right to treat her like a child.
- S3E31
The New Freddie
Mar 31, 195430mIn order to breakup Margie and Freddie, Vern and Mr. Honeywell convince Freddie that Margie would like him better if he acted like a cave man. Margie discovers their plan and retaliates by pretending she loves the ""new Freddie"".
- S3E32
Tugboat Margie
Apr 14, 195430mWhen Vern and Freddie are called to duty by the Navy, Margie ends up a stowaway on their ship.
- S3E33
En Garde
Apr 14, 195430mVern gets carried away with fencing lessons and neglects Roberta. Mr. Honeywell hires a Frenchman to make Vern jealous.
- S3E34
Honeyboy Honeywell
Apr 21, 195430mConvinced Mr. Honeywell would be a better boss if he were a married man, Margie gets him a date at a lonely hearts club. When the woman turns out to be a gold-digger, Mrs. Odetts and Margie pose as Mr. Honeywell's wife and daughter to get rid of her.
- S3E35
Careless Margie
Apr 28, 195430mMargie is careless with her money, so Vern tries to teach her a lesson about financial management. Margie ends up thinking her father has gone broke and rents out their apartment to a couple of wrestlers.
- S3E36
Vern on the Lam
May 5, 195430mVern gets into trouble when he forgets his entry permit on a trip to South America and ends up tangling with a commander, unaware that he is the client he is there to sign.
- S3E37
Margie and the Shah
May 12, 195430mDespite Vern's objections, Margie is determined to meet Vern's old fraternity brother, the Shah of Zena...even if it means sneaking into his hotel room.
- S3E38
Margie and the Bagpipes
May 19, 195430mWhen Margie accidentally breaks a set of antique bagpipes belonging to the head of a Scottish lodge, she tries to replace them with Mr. Honeywell's set.
- S3E39
Dutch Treat
May 26, 195430mMargie poses as a 12-year-old immigrant girl to help Mr. Todd out of a misunderstanding he is having with his wife over a check he wrote.