Season 3
23 episodes · Sep 17, 2013
Jess and Nick go "all-in" on their romance, but soon realise that loving and living together will be tougher than they thought. Schmidt finds himself in double-trouble when he dates Cece and Elizabeth at the same-time. Unlucky-in-love Winston makes a special-connection... too bad it's only with the roommates' new house-cat.
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S3E1All In
Sep 17, 201322mNick and Jess make a romantic run for the border -- but their wild Mexican adventure takes a turn for the worse when Nick is arrested.
S3E2Nerd
Sep 24, 201322mJess has been hired at a new school and is eager to prove herself as one of the cool teachers.
S3E3Double Date
Oct 1, 201322mThinking Schmidt has chosen to be with Cece, Jess and Nick invite him to go on a double date with them. Nick is caught between loyalty to his friend and loyalty to his girlfriend when he finds out a shocking secret. Meanwhile, Winston promises to get the foursome a table at an ultra-exclusive restaurant that doesn’t take reservations.
S3E5The Box
Oct 15, 201322mNick becomes irresponsible with the money from his late father's estate, so Jess uses some of the money to pay Nick's unpaid bills, behind his back. With Nick's improved financial situation, Winston feels its finally time to ask Nick for the money he owes him.
S3E6Keaton
Oct 22, 201322mSchmidt receives a series of recent e-mails from his favorite actor Michael Keaton, who has sent letters to Nick ever since he was a kid. However, it turns out those letters and e-mails were not from the actor but from Schmidt's mother and Nick, posing as Keaton. Cece indulges in nightly parties to get over her break up with Schmidt.
S3E7Coach
Nov 5, 201322mCoach visits the apartment to spend a "guys night out" with the guys, after breaking up with his girlfriend. Nick going to a strip club with the guys, and telling her that they haven't had a conversation about whether or not they're boyfriend/girlfriend or are exclusive, upsets Jess to the point that she has "girls night out" with Cece at the bar.
S3E8Menus
Nov 12, 201322mAn overabundance of Chinese food take-out menus left at the loft’s front door is the catalyst for an interconnected series of adventures for Jess and the guys.
S3E9Longest Night Ever
Nov 19, 201322mJess must occupy Schmidt while Cece goes on a date with Coach; Nick and Winston search for Ferguson.
S3E10Thanksgiving III
Nov 26, 201322mNick and Jess take the gang camping for Thanksgiving; Coach and Schmidt compete to prove who is the best woodsman; Cece and Winston bond over a shared dislike for the outdoors.
S3E11Clavado En Un Bar
Jan 7, 201422mWhen Jess has to make a quick decision about her career, her friends all recall how they ended up at their jobs.
S3E12Basketsball
Jan 14, 201422mJess tries to become good friends with Coach by watching Detroit Pistons games with him and becoming a Pistons "fan". However Jess' "fandom" starts to interfere with her relationship with Nick, who is a lifelong Chicago Bulls fan. Winston agrees to shadow Schmidt at his marketing job, where Schmidt is later asked to guide Ed, a sixty-something intern, to avoid a company lawsuit over age discrimination.
S3E13Birthday
Jan 21, 201422mNick struggles to throw Jess the perfect birthday party, while Schmidt works overtime to help out Cece in her new job as bartender and Winston and Coach engage in a bake-off.
S3E14Prince
Feb 2, 201422mJess is ready to paint the town purple when a chance encounter finds her and best friend Cece invited to a once-in-a-lifetime mansion party thrown by music legend Prince. Not wanting to miss out on the fun, Nick, Schmidt, Winston and Coach are determined to crash the festivities, building toward an Unforgettable ending.
S3E15Exes
Feb 4, 201422mWhen Nick has an awkward run-in with his ex, Caroline, Jessica tries to convince him he can still be friends with her, by introducing him to her former boyfriend, Berkley. Meanwhile, Coach uses Schmidt's loft to impress a date, but things turn farcically disastrous when Schmidt arrives home with his own potential bedmate.
S3E16Sister
Feb 11, 201422mJess' wild-child sister, Abby, pays a visit and immediately throws the loft into disarray. Meanwhile, Schmidt enlists Nick to be his wingman in crashing a bar mitzvah and Winston throws a dinner party with Bertie, which turns awkward when only Cece and Coach attend.
S3E17Sister II
Feb 25, 201422mJess panics when her sister, Abby decides to stay in Los Angeles and sets her eyes on one of the loftmates. Meanwhile, Winston procrastinates about checking his test results for the LAPD entrance exam
S3E18Sister III
Mar 4, 201422mWhen Jess moves into Nick’s bedroom, they both must deal with their complete lack of personal space. Meanwhile, Cece worries that Abby is taking advantage of Schmidt, while Coach worries Cece is treating him like one of her girlfriends. Also, Winston struggles with physical fitness.
S3E19Fired Up
Mar 11, 201422mJess hires, then must immediately fire Coach as her school’s new volleyball coach. Meanwhile, Schmidt gets sued and enlists Nick and a procedural television-loving Winston to represent him at the deposition. Also, Cece catches the eye of a much younger man.
S3E20Mars Landing
Mar 25, 201422mJess and Nick face some truths about their relationship, while Schmidt, Winston and Coach scramble to make a better second impression on their hot new neighbors. Also, Cece panics after she drunk-texts Buster
S3E21Big News
Apr 15, 201422mNick and Jess try to keep their breakup a secret; Winston passes the police academy entrance exam and demands a celebration.
S3E22Dance
Apr 29, 201422mJess fears someone is trying to sabotage her first middle school dance and she enlists the gang to help her chaperone on the big night.
S3E23Cruise
May 6, 201422mJess and Nick invite the gang along with them on a cruise they booked while still together as a couple.