No honestly season 1
13 episodes · Oct 4, 1974
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- S1E1
The Facts of Life
Oct 4, 197430mStruggling actor Charles Danby meets children's' author Clara Burrell at a boring party and asks her out for an afternoon and teaches her about ""who does which, when and whatever.""
- S1E2
The Object of the Game
Oct 11, 197430mAfter a week and a half of going out, Clara tries to fit into C.D.'s life by joining his football team as a goalkeeper. This doesn't bother C.D. so much as what she does during and after the match.
- S1E3
More Royle Than Noble Really
Oct 18, 197430mC.D. suffers from a case of nerves when he comes to meet Clara's father and the imperious butler Royle; but who is who and what about the boiler?
- S1E4
Finding the Form
Oct 27, 197430mC.D. takes Clara clothes shopping to try to change her image.
- S1E5
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
Nov 3, 197430mC.D. tries to hide that fact that he was an orphan by hiring actor friends to play his parents at a dinner party given by Clara's parents. Confusion arises when Royle takes the week off and the temporary staff arrives before C.D.'s ""parents.""
- S1E6
Just Cause or Impediment
Nov 10, 197430mClara decides they should try various aspects of living together before they get married. Clara tries her hand at cooking except she ""forgot to light the oven.""
- S1E7
Now We Are Married
Nov 17, 197430mThe Danbys try not to let anyone know that they are on their ""thingy."" So when they arrive at the hotel they try to convince everyone there that they have been married for years.
- S1E8
Everything in the Garden
Dec 1, 197430mThe newlyweds have their first ""sage and sorrel"" over household chores and Clara's painting everything white. In her painting, she includes the garden; ""except for the earth, I left the earth brown, for contrast like you said.""
- S1E9
Having Them Back
Dec 8, 197430mClara and C.D. have a disastrous dinner party to pay back their social obligations.
- S1E10
Plenty of Shoulder Not Much Wheel
Dec 15, 197430mClara quarrels with her publisher over the use of Ollie the Otter for a new project and C.D. goes quietly crazy when he's been out of work for nine weeks straight.
- S1E11
Bed, Beautiful Bed
Dec 22, 197430mStill unemployed, the Danbys sell Clara's antique bed to help pay the bills because they aren't broke but ""more completely knackered really."" Then they learn the aunt who gave it to her is back in England and wants it back to give it to a recently married relative; meanwhile Clara tries to train Harold.
- S1E12
Only Make Believe
Dec 29, 197430mClara gets a small part in a movie featuring C.D. and their living room.
- S1E13
Surprise Surprise
Jan 5, 197530mC.D. & Clara try to surprise each other on the morning of their first wedding anniversary and are both surprised by a burglar.