Season 13
22 episodes · Jan 25, 2016
Run for your lives! Or better yet, "Stan" your ground and enjoy this all-new collection of American Dad! episodes from the explosive comic minds of Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman and Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane. Stuffed with celebrity guest voices, including Billy Bob Thornton, Joan Cusack, Sam Elliott, Oliver Platt, and not heavy metal rock god James Hetfield, this hilarious assortmend finds the Smith family in a flood of trouble aboard Stan's modern-day ark, a time-travelling Steve trying to save his cool future self, Roger deciding to quit all his personas, and everyone fighting to survive the post-apocalyptic 200th episode.
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S13E1Roots
Jan 25, 201622mStan sets out to stop a tree that he considers his father from being cut down. Steve realizes he's stopped growing and considers surgery.
S13E2The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith
Feb 1, 201622mSteve joins the high school water polo team to get girls. Meanwhile, Roger and Stan get a boat.
S13E3Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six
Feb 8, 201622mHayley mentally regresses to a 6-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker.
S13E4N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)
Feb 15, 201622mSteve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A.. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day.
S13E5Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers
Feb 22, 201622mStan goes undercover as a surfer a la Point Break. Steve befriends a drifter, Hayley might be pregnant, and Roger wants the World Cup to be held in the backyard.
S13E6Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam
Feb 29, 201622mStan gets Francine baseball tickets for her birthday but is upset when they have a horrible kiss on the kiss cam. Steve and Roger head to Nevada to help clean polluted water.
S13E7The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin
Mar 7, 201622mWhen Stan is given the task of putting together the CIA calendar, Hayley attempts to destroy it. Meanwhile, Roger gets a Discover card and fakes his death to get out of paying the enormous balance.
S13E8Stan-Dan Deliver
Mar 14, 201622mRoger becomes a teacher at Steve's school and gets involved with a class of underprivileged kids. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine visit a retirement home and Stan decides to stay.
S13E9Anchorfran
Mar 21, 201622mFrancine sets out to help news anchor Greg when he and Terry split up. Roger becomes obsessed with a fictional boy from an old game called Dream Phone.
S13E10The Two Hundred
Mar 28, 201622mStan, tattooed and haunted, travels a barren Langley Falls alone. Meanwhile, a mysterious element known as "The Two Hundred" has reigned terror on the town and separated Stan from his family.
S13E11The Unincludeds
Apr 11, 201622mSteve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids. Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn't compliment his order.
S13E12The Dentist's Wife
Apr 18, 201622mRoger loses his identity after becoming fascinated by a local dentist's wife. Meanwhile, Klaus throws a party when Stan and the kids are unable to move from being sore after working out.
S13E13Widow's Pique
Apr 25, 201622mWhen Stan is on a mission, Francine pretends she's a widow. Steve and his friends play wrestling and get beat up by Principal Lewis.
S13E14The Nova Centauris-Burgh Board Of Tourism Presents: American Dad
May 2, 201622mFrancine joins in on Steve and his pals' live-action role-playing game. Stan opens a knock-off Seaworld in the house.
S13E15Daesong Heavy Industries
May 9, 201622mStan loses his faith in religion after Steve questions everything in the Bible. He takes the family to Korea to investigate the rumors of a reinvented "Noah's Ark."
S13E16Daesong Heavy Industries II: Return to Innocence
May 16, 201622mEveryone is separated after the ship explodes: Stan and Francine lose their memories and resort to primitive living on an island; Hayley and Jeff are rescued by the Navy and Jeff decides to enlist; and Roger and Steve try to survive on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean.
S13E17Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth
May 23, 201622mWhen Roger breaks his ankle, Francine convinces Stan to let him play in his basketball league. Meanwhile, Steve sings a song that parodies R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet".
S13E18Mine Struggle
May 30, 201622mWhen Stan discovers a salt mine in the backyard, the Morton Salt Company wants to buy it. It turns out Steve is the rightful owner of the land, and he faces pressure from the family to sell.
S13E19Garfield and Friends
Jun 6, 201622mStan brings President Garfield back to life to teach Hayley about history; Steve joins the school newspaper.
S13E20Gifted Me Liberty
Jun 13, 201622mStan goes on a mission to find out who didn't bring a gift to the CIA's Secret Santa party; Steve poses as the good boyfriend for several female classmates.
S13E21Next of Pin
Jun 20, 201622mStan and Steve start bowling for more quality time together; Klaus holds a contest to see whether Roger or Hayley has the worse attention span.
S13E22Standard Deviation
Jun 27, 201622mTo avoid a suicide mission, Stan must beat Bullock in a DJ battle; Jeff starts drinking psychedelic teas and builds an imaginary musical instrument with Roger's help.