Season 12
21 episodes · Sep 29, 2013
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S12E1Finders Keepers
Sep 29, 201322mPeter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking a city-wide search and turning the citizens of Quahog against each other.
S12E2Vestigial Peter
Oct 6, 201322mAfter a vestigial twin grows out of Peter's neck, which he names Chip, he eventually starts realizing that people like Chip more than they like him, so Peter has him amputated. However, after Peter gets into trouble, he realizes he needs Chip more than ever.
S12E3Quagmire's Quagmire
Nov 3, 201322mQuagmire dates a woman named Sonja, who is just as sexually active as he is, but things take a turn for the worse when she kidnaps him to be her sex slave, so Peter, Joe and Ida must search the seedy back alleys of Quahog to rescue him. In the meantime, Brian, Stewie and Rupert get involved in a most unusual love triangle.
S12E4A Fistful of Meg
Nov 10, 201322mWhen Meg spills her lunch on the new kid at school, he makes plans to end her. Meanwhile, Peter keeps harassing Brian in the nude until it reaches the breaking point.
S12E5Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee
Nov 17, 201322mThe Griffins go to Italy and are faced with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys their passports.
S12E6Life of Brian
Nov 24, 201322mStewie and Brian travel back in time to 17th-century Jamestown and make too many close calls with changing history. Stewie decides to destroy his time machine, but comes to regret it when Brian dies after being hit by a car. Devastated by his death, the Griffin family goes out and adopts another dog from the pet store, Vinnie, who is quickly accepted by all the members of the Griffin family, other than Stewie, who can't get over the loss of Brian.
S12E7Into Harmony's Way
Dec 8, 201322mWhen Peter and Quagmire discover that their singing voices create beautiful harmony together, they form a singing/songwriting team, in the vein of Simon and Garfunkel. However, tensions run high when fame gets to Peter’s head.
S12E8Christmas Guy
Dec 15, 201322mWhen Carter Pewterschmidt cancels the annual Quahog Christmas carnival, because he hates the holiday, Peter must transform his father-in-law from a Scrooge into a hometown hero in order to salvage the event. Meanwhile, Stewie devises a master plan to get the one and only thing he wants for Christmas.
S12E9Peter Problems
Jan 5, 201422mWhen Peter gets fired for crashing a forklift into a business meeting, Lois takes a job at the grocery store while Peter becomes a stay-at-home dad — which leads to poor bedroom performance.
S12E10Grimm Job
Jan 12, 201422mFrom Grimm to Griffin, three classic fairy tales get a new Quahog spin, including "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood" and "Cinderella."
S12E11Brian's a Bad Father
Jan 26, 201422mBrian tries to use Dylan's television connections to further his career.
S12E12Mom's the Word
Mar 9, 201422mWhen Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal Evelyn, who tries to seduce him. In the meantime, Stewie feels despair upon dealing with the realities of death.
S12E133 Acts of God
Mar 16, 201422mPeter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patriots football team, so he and the guys embark on a global quest to find God and ask Him to stop interfering with the outcome of professional football games.
S12E14Fresh Heir
Mar 23, 201422mChris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth in the family.
S12E15Secondhand Spoke
Mar 30, 201422mPeter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign under the caveat that Peter continues to smoke. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris battle bullies at school.
S12E16Herpe, the Love Sore
Apr 6, 201422mBrian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys fight back when another group claims their booth at The Drunken Clam.
S12E17The Most Interesting Man in the World
Apr 13, 201422mWhen Peter takes Stewie to the park for some quality father-son time, he mistakenly takes the wrong baby home, prompting Lois to call him an idiot. Determined to prove to her that he's a responsible adult, Peter goes on a business trip to Chicago and returns as an intelligent, classy person.
S12E18Baby Got Black
Apr 27, 201422mChris is forbidden to see Jerome's daughter Pam, so when the kids run away together, Jerome and Peter must work together to find them.
S12E19Meg Stinks!
May 4, 201422mMeg has fun partying with Peter when he takes her to a college for an interview. Brian must learn how to live in the wild when he gets sprayed by a skunk and is prohibited from entering the house.
S12E20He's Bla-ack!
May 11, 201422mCleveland returns to town, but is instantly banned from spending time with Peter when Lois and Donna get into a big fight over parenting.
S12E21Chap Stewie
May 18, 201422mWhen Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie’s TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois so he’s never conceived, but is shocked when he is reborn into a “Downton Abbey”-esque British household.