Season 1
20 episodes · Jan 9, 1996
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S1E1Brains and Eggs
Jan 9, 199622mThe leader of an alien recon party on Earth discovers he has "feelings" for a professor.
S1E2Post-Nasal Dick
Jan 16, 199622mWhen Tommy catches a bug, the crew gets its first taste of human illness.
S1E3Dick's First Birthday
Jan 23, 199622mDick is introduced to the concept of birthdays--and it dawns on him that he's getting old.
S1E4Dick Is From Mars, Sally Is From Venus
Jan 30, 199622mDick assigns Sally to go on a date and, not surprisingly, the guy turns out to be a jerk.
S1E5Dick, Smoker
Feb 6, 199622mWhile Sally does a slow burn at being the often-overruled second in command, Dick lights up his life by taking up smoking.
S1E6Green-Eyed Dick
Feb 13, 199618mDick discovers the emotion of jealousy when Dr. Albright's old boyfriend returns to visit on a promotional tour of the novel he dedicated to her. Harry adopts a stray dog.
S1E7Lonely Dick
Feb 20, 199622mDick's one lonely guy when Dr. Albright goes on vacation. Sally and Harry are lured by skin-care products that promise eternal youth.
S1E8Body & Soul & Dick
Feb 27, 199622mWhen an obnoxious professor dies during a party in his honor, Dick finds the will specifies that he must deliver a “forthright and honest” eulogy about the universally despised academic. Tommy neglects his female pal August to hit it off with an “easy” cheerleader.
S1E9Ab-Dick-ted
Mar 5, 199622mDick receives a roundabout lesson in family values from Dr. Albright's loopy brother, who claims to have been abducted by aliens.
S1E10Truth or Dick
Mar 12, 199622mDick discovers the consequences of unvarnished truth when he repeats some of Dr. Albright's unflattering comments at an academic committee meeting. Sally and Harry apply for driver's licenses.
S1E11The Art of Dick
Mar 19, 199622mWhile Dick and Harry take up painting (Harry's good; Dick isn't), Sally takes over the school bake sale with the gusto of Gen. Patton.
S1E12Frozen Dick
Mar 26, 199622mA snowstorm -- the Solomons' first -- spoils Dr. Albright's trip to Chicago, leaving her stranded in a truck stop with Dick.
S1E13Angry Dick
Apr 2, 199622mThe Solomons learn about the give and take necessary to human friendships when they turn their anthropological gaze to the next-door neighbors.
S1E14The Dicks They Are A-Changin'
Apr 9, 199622mWhen Dick's evasive about his past, Dr. Albright suspects he's a '60s radical fugitive. Harry joins a CD-of-the-month club, and is swamped with CDs.
S1E15I Enjoy Being a Dick
Apr 21, 199622mFlummoxed by feminism, Dick dons a dress to infiltrate Dr. Albright's women-only study group. Harry and Sally get jobs at a pancake restaurant.
S1E16Dick Like Me
Apr 23, 199622mDick decides that the Solomons don't “fit in” on Earth, so he shops for an ethnic group to join. Meanwhile, Sally wants to fit in with Tommy's handsome teacher.
S1E17Assault with a Deadly Dick
Apr 30, 199622mThe Solomons' faith in human nature is shaken when they fall victim to crime (“This planet is in a bad neighborhood,” sighs Sally). Meanwhile, Dick makes Tommy join the school basketball team.
S1E18Father Knows Dick
May 7, 199622mDick decides the reason Harry is “odd” is because he lacks a father, and sets out nurture the suddenly rebellious Harry. Meanwhile, sparks fly when Sally meets the hostile mother of her boyfriend.
S1E19Selfish Dick
May 14, 199622mAlbright gets a new office, much to Dick's chagrin. Sally lands in the hospital---where she, Harry and Tommy pretend to be “ER” doctors.
S1E20See Dick Run (1)
May 21, 199622mDr. Albright finally agrees to date Dick and Harry receives an ominous message from the home planet.