Season 5
22 episodes · Sep 20, 2005
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S5E1Foul Ball
Sep 20, 200522mThe fifth season premieres with Jim sneaking off to a Cubs game with Kyle instead of taking him to his first day of kindergarten.
S5E2The Tale of the Tape (1)
Sep 27, 200522mJim worries that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly made for him when they were dating, and that made him fall in love with her, was actually made for her by an old boyfriend
S5E3The Tale of the Tape (2)
Sep 27, 200523mJim worries that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly made for him when they were dating, and that made him fall in love with her, was actually made for her by an old boyfriend.
S5E4Charity Begins at Hef's
Oct 4, 200522mWhen Cheryl wins two tickets to visit Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion in a charity-raising contest that Jim secretly entered her in, she decides to take Dana instead of him.
S5E5The Race
Oct 11, 200523mOut-of-shape Jim enters a 10K marathon to teach Kyle, who wants to quit basketball, a lesson about not being a quitter -- but he cheats to get first to the finish line.
S5E6Anec-Dont's
Oct 18, 200523mCheryl, upset that Jim thinks her daily anecdotes are boring, steals Dana's story about meeting Oprah. Jim, now determined to out-do Cheryl, makes up a story about his construction office catching fire. But when Cheryl take the kids to see the damage, Jim and Andy, who are scrambling to make it look authentic, end up setting a real fire.
S5E7The Chick Whisperer
Nov 1, 200523mJim helps Andy pick up a beautiful woman in a bar, but she turns out to be crazy -- and eventually leaves Andy and stalks Jim instead.
S5E8James & the Annoying Peach
Nov 8, 200523mTo teach Jim the value of communication, Cheryl doesn't speak to him for three days.
S5E9The Dream
Nov 15, 200523mJim tries to blackmail Dana when he finds out she’s having erotic dreams about him.
S5E10Lean On Me
Nov 29, 200523mCheryl encourages Jim to meet a former girlfriend wants to discuss business for lunch, and then regrets it when she becomes convinced that the old flame has romantic intentions.
S5E11The Gift of the Maggie
Dec 13, 200523mWhen Cheryl and Dana's mother, Maggie, visits for the holidays, Jim and Cheryl compete with Ryan and Dana for her affection
S5E12Sex Ed Fred
Jan 10, 200623mWhen Jim and Cheryl watch an sex education video that is shown at Ruby's school, Jim realizes that he is watching a young him.
S5E13Renewing Vows
Jan 24, 200623mRuby and Gracie want to get their ears pierced but Cheryl believes that this will lead to the girls growing up too quickly and convinces Jim. Jim and Cheryl renew their wedding vows and Jim walks down the aisle with an earring.
S5E14The Stick
Feb 7, 200622mIt's Jim's birthday and he gets upset when Cheryl gives him gifts he does not want, but is really happy when Kyle give him a stick for his birthday.
S5E15Mr. Right
Feb 7, 200623mCheryl and Jim get into a disagreement about Erik Estrada, and Jim tries to prove that the incident that occurred ten years ago was not wrong.
S5E16Get Your Freak On
Feb 21, 200622mCheryl believes she's attending a tasteful lingerie party, but is shocked to learn the hostess is selling sex toys and Cheryl buys one, but won't tell Jim.
S5E17The Grumpy Guy
Feb 28, 200623mJim gets mad when he finds out that his neighbor Julie has been writing children books and basing them about him.
S5E18Polite Jim
Mar 7, 200623mJim makes his own neighbour cry with complaining about his backyard barbeque, so he ends up taking polite lessons from Andy, in order to become a better person.
S5E19Daddy Dearest
Mar 7, 200622mJim believes that Bill, the father of one of Rubys and Gracies classmates is actually his real father that abandoned Jim when he was a child.
S5E20The Thin Green Line
Mar 14, 200623mCheryl gives her best to assure herself a spot on the Church Committee, and in order to get that, she forbids Jim to do his annual "Green Man" routine on St. Patrick's day. However, her plans are ruined when she gets arrested.
S5E21Jim's Best Friend
Mar 21, 200622mWhen Andy stars playing chess with Ryan on a regular basis, Jim is convinced that he is losing his best friend.
S5E22Belaboring the Point
May 2, 200623mWhen a proud and happy Ryan announces that Dana is pregnant, Jim warns him of Dana's upcoming hormone swings, and ends up dreaming that he is pregnant.