Season 1
65 episodes · Apr 10, 1978
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- S1E1
60 Seconds of Fame
Apr 10, 197830mSpecial Guest: Charlton Heston; Dr Willard Honeywell claims that homosexuality is caused by a virus; The Friedkin Family Singers pay a bunch of money for 60 seconds of fame; Sallie Hayes, whose husband will be executed on an upcoming show.
- S1E2
Help Every Little Person
Apr 11, 197830mGary Burghoff talks about his frozen yogurt stores; the treasurer of HELP (Help Every Little Person), Wanda Ford.
- S1E3
George Gobel
Apr 12, 197830mGeorge Gobel, Baby Irene, and textile-mill owner Calvin Proctor.
- S1E4
Celebrity Night
Apr 13, 197830mGuests include Sally Hayes, whose husband is still awaiting execution. This episode also includes clips of a press conference in which various celebrities welcome America 2Night to the UBS network.
- S1E5
Phyllis Diller
Apr 14, 197830mGuests include Phyllis Diller and Happy's niece, Joanie Kyne.
- S1E6
White House Paper Shredder
Apr 17, 197830mRita Moreno; Former White House paper shredder Pearl Wingate; and elderly actor Chad Brandon describes how he stays fit.
- S1E7
A Date with a Star
Apr 18, 197830mA viewer wins a date with Karen Lynn Gorney ("Saturday Night Fever").
- S1E9
The Pine Family Singers
Apr 20, 197830mSingers Buck and Harriet Pine; former deli owner Susan Cloud.
- S1E10
Vincent Price
Apr 21, 197830mHappy Kyne sings "Don't Leave Me This Way". Guests include Vincent Price and entrepreneur Ernest Twilley, who sells merchandise based on dead celebrities.
- S1E11
Anne Murray
Apr 24, 197830mGuests include the Angels String Quartet, DJ Larry Guy and Anne Murray, who has trouble lip syncing.
- S1E12
Lose Weight Fast
Apr 25, 197830mMaharishi Maheesh Majipoor demonstrates how to lose weight by chanting. Also: consumer advocate Lou Moffatt.
- S1E13
Vicki Carr
Apr 26, 197830mVickie Carr; Peanut trainer Emanual Kasinski; and unemployed magician Brandy McAllister.
- S1E14
Pharaoh Fawcett and the Sphinx
Apr 27, 197830mSherman Hemsley; Singer Pharoah Fawcett and police sergeant Norman Botello.
- S1E15
Norman Fell
Apr 28, 197830mGuests include Abraham "Shecky" Stein, a Rabbi comedian and Norman Fell, who has a difficult time getting on the show as he has problems with the parking lot attendant.
- S1E16
The Condensed Bible
May 1, 197830mJim Nabors; Irene Huddleston on the condensed form of the Bible.
- S1E17
Cindy Williams
May 2, 197830mGary Coleman (as Little Wayne Coleman); Cindy Williams; UBS programming executive Bill Nickerson.
- S1E18
The Singing Dentist
May 3, 197830mJill St. John visits the dentist with a troubled wisdom tooth. The dentist and his assistant perform a song on the show.
- S1E19
New Talent
May 4, 197830mGary Coleman (Wayne Coleman) and Corey Feldman premiere a talk show for kids scheduled to air on the UBS network.
- S1E20
Abe Vigoda
May 5, 197830mAbe Vigoda tap dances. Stanley Turnbull (Richard Kline) talks about his book "Winning Through Acting Crazy."
- S1E21
Miss City of Merchandise
May 8, 197830mElke Sommer; the three semi-finalists in the City of Merchandise pageant.
- S1E22
Urban Poverty Consultant
May 9, 197830mRob Reiner; Urban Poverty Consultant Richard Osgood.
- S1E23
Fighting Fright
May 10, 197830mPeter Marshall; David Fairchild tells how to fight fright.
- S1E24
The Benefits of Sugar
May 11, 197830mIt is all natural and cancer-free! Guests include Gaylord and Holiday, Dr. Wendell Dellerton and Twiggy.
- S1E25
Gaylord and Holiday
May 12, 197830mGuests include Gaylord and Holiday, Marshall Petty and Jack Jones.
- S1E28
Mission Army Band
May 17, 197830mGuests include The Mission Army Band, and Gardener Toshiro Asaki.
- S1E29
Roger Miller
May 18, 197830mGuests include the Hennessy Family, Roger Miller and Mario Dorsett.
- S1E30
Susan Cloud
May 19, 197830mGuests include Jay Longtoe Ballet, Susan Cloud and Arte Johnson.
- S1E31
Carol Burnett
May 22, 197830mGuests include the Haus Family Criminal Singers and Carol Burnett.
- S1E32
Legalizing Prostitution
May 23, 197830mGuest include Mark Hammill and Judge Marshall O. Petty, who proposes legalized prostitution.
- S1E33
Ernest Twilley
May 24, 197830mGuest include Mortician Ernest Twilley and actress Gloria Chambers.
- S1E34
Rolletti-Sherwood Wedding (1)
May 24, 197830mFrom the Pump Room of the Coma Cabana: the wedding of Tony Rolletti and Joanie Sherwood, presided over by Rabbi "Shecky" Stein.
- S1E35
Rolleti-Sherwood Wedding Reception (2)
May 26, 197830mPart 2 of the Tony Roletti - Joanie Sherwood wedding.
- S1E37
Jean's House of Cakes
May 30, 197830mGuests include Anthropologist Carl Cyrus; martial artist Susan Walchuck, who shows off her moves; singer Edward Muldune, who performs "Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog" ... at the same time; and later Jerry does a commercial for America 2-Night's newest sponsor, Jean's House of Cakes.
- S1E38
The New PTA
May 31, 197830mBarth talks about his housing situation; Deaf comic Ronnie Martin and his alligator; Morey Johnson, an adoptee, who traced his missing parents; and former flower child Kona Golden, who is now a mother on the new PTA.
- S1E39
The El Tijo Ballet Co.
Jun 1, 197830mBarth talks about his new home; The El Tijo Half-toe Ballet Company ("... because we don't go all the way") presents the "Dance of the Belle Femme Suburbia"; W. D. Bud Prize presents Edith Bush, claiming that she's really Amelia Earhart. Then he talks about the San Andreas fault only to be interrupted by a UBS bulletin: Radioactivity Warning.
- S1E40
UBS Liftetime Achievement Award
Jun 2, 197830mJapanese country and western artist Jimmy Yen; UBS presents its first Lifetime Achievement Award to Barbi Benton; Consumer advocate Lou Moffatt introduces Bible Gum Cards.
- S1E41
I Am Democracy
Jun 5, 197830mBarth talks about helping a man find his car keys; Jerry and Happy present their mini-pageant "I Am Democracy"; Disc jockey Tom "Cat Love Man" Wilson; and Billy Crystal makes some phone calls.
- S1E42
Fernwood Reunion
Jun 6, 197830mBarth talks about his move from Fernwood to California and introduces the Fernwoodites who financed the move: Candy Lee Hargrove, Connie Bushman, Mercedes Blywyth and Vernon Taylor. Candy Lee talks about the Fernwood Fascinating Females Society. Vernon Taylor talks about the ammo convention. Connie Bushman reunites Happy with his pet turtle. Mercedes Blywyth talks about the Barth Gimble Fan Club.
- S1E43
Surfin' to Heaven
Jun 7, 197830mDenny and Brian, the Born Again surfers sing "Surfin' to Heaven". Dr. Joyce Brothers tries to reconcile roommates Happy and Jerry.
- S1E44
Ted Jennings
Jun 8, 197830mGuests include Bella Abzug and concerned citizen Ted Jennings.
- S1E46
Carl Reiner
Jun 12, 197830mGuests include Carl Reiner and the owner of Jean's House of Pancakes.
- S1E47
Daredevil Virgil Simms
Jun 13, 197830mGuest include Robert Conrad and Daredevil Virgil Simms.
- S1E48
Punk Monks
Jun 14, 197830mThe Punk Monks perform "Karmic Love". Happy talks about his new innovation: dental house calls. Barth "lip syncs" to the Martin Mull song "I'll Do the Samba".
- S1E49
Barth's Memoirs
Jun 15, 197830mBarth decides to issue his memoirs: "Barth Gimble -- One Man: One Life"; The El Tijo Half-toe Ballet Company present "The Ballad of the Broken Station Wagon"; Dr. Richard Osgood talks about the black market for organs and his "Whole Body Parts Catalog""; UBS promo: "Say What?" and Barth talks about his altercation with the owner of the gas station.
- S1E50
Rolletti-Sherwood Divorce
Jun 15, 197830mTony Rolletti follows up his on-air wedding on A2N with his on-air divorce. Rabbi "Shecky" Stein officiates.
- S1E51
Falafel-on-a-stick
Jun 20, 197830mBaby Irene sings "Hot Diggity"; Susan Cloud talks about Falafel-on-a-stick; UBS owner D.W. Underwitter on why UBS is standing beside A2N.
- S1E52
Punk Country
Jun 20, 197830mJerry and Happy appear in a commercial that Barth turned down, for the Yam Council; Virgil Simms talks about his new girlfriend and the Mobile City; a clip from the David John Decker Show and Virgil sings a Punk Country tune.
- S1E53
Olfactory Distosis Telethon
Jun 21, 197830mHappy talks about OD and sings a take-off on "Jeepers, Creepers". Teacher Terry Litchfield talks about the telethon tote board. Jack Albertson makes an appearance, but won't contribute himself. The OD poster boy, Howard Pellegrini appears and the telethon ends with no calls. Jack Albertson needs cab fare. Jason Shine talks about his candidacy. Jack Albertson does a soft shoe number.
- S1E54
Oral Smoke Alarm
Jun 22, 197830mThe band has been locked out for attempts to unionize, so Happy is the whole band. Barth and Jerry interview Barbara Eden and Melissa Gilbert -- at the same time. Happy talks about the Oral Smoke Alarm. Chuck Emmitt Saugis appears with his hostage Mary Marie Clark. Barbara Eden sings.
- S1E55
Hostage Crisis
Jun 23, 197830mBarth explains that his appearance is due to being part of "an all-night pajama party with guns" -- Chuck Emmitt Saugis is still waiting on his demands. Louden Wainright III sings. Chuck Emmitt continues negotiations. Dr. Arnold Shollien plays some surprisingly recognizable ""whalesongs"". More demands. Special appearance by "Raquel Welch" -- really a cop.
- S1E56
Monty Hale
Jun 26, 197830mChild singer Frankie Wonder sings "My Way". Cowboy Monte Hale, host of the the UBS Cowboy Movie, appears. From "Laverne and Shirley" -- David L. Lander and Michael McKean are iterviewed. Someone sings "Blue Suede Shoes". Michael and David sing "The Creature Without a Head".
- S1E57
Big Turkey and Super Quack
Jun 27, 197830mBarth talks about the mobile home warming gifts he received. From the Silly Barn -- Big Turkey and Super Quack appear. Herb Matthews reveals new Carter White House incidents. Joan Rivers plugs "Rabbit Test". There's a commercial for Jean's House of Cakes: the Second Wedding Cake.
- S1E58
Steve Garvey
Jun 28, 197830mBarth and Jerry do some substitute hosting. Tony Rolletti presents his version of "America the Beautiful" and does a tribute to Judy Garland. Steve Garvey hurts himself playing baseball.
- S1E59
Karen Black
Jun 29, 197830mBarth talks about liquor advertising. The Mirth-Makers perform "Steam-roller Blues". Barth accosts Karen Black in the audience and Karen interviews herself. Barth, Jerry and Karen sing "Sentimental Journey". Bud Prize appears with Edith Bush and introduces his dancing teacher, Miss Brenda.
- S1E60
The UBS Story
Jun 30, 197830mBarth tells the UBS Story. The Hon. Marshall O. Petty kicks off his Congressional campaign. Shari Lewis searches for a missing Lamb Chop. Virgil Simms talks about his World Record -- and the accident. Virgil then sings "I'm Swearin' Offa You (You Hag)". Jerry tries his hand at ventriloquism, with a very familiar puppet.
- S1E62
Connie Stevens
Jul 4, 197830mBarth talks about his tan. Happy Kyne and the Mirth-Makers sing "Good Vibrations". Sociologist Wendell Healey discusses surfing. Connie Stevens talks about her contract but does a number for the UBS special anyway: a lip-synch to "Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb".
- S1E63
Taters the Clown
Jul 5, 197830mBarth talks about his new talk show ideas. Taters the Clown sings "The Counting Song". Father John Lewis of the Mission San Tijo appears . There's a commercial for MST wine.
- S1E64
Man of the Year Award
Jul 6, 197830mMartin Mull grouses about the Alta Coma Chamber of Commerce "Man of the Year" award. Wayne Coleman of "America After Lunch" returns to interview Isabel Sanford.
- S1E65
Martin Mull
Jul 7, 197830mBarth has "bad" news -- Jerry is fired. Fred Willard talks about his resemblance to Jerry Hubbard. Martin refuses to sing without Jerry present. Jerry shows up, so Martin sings "Goodnight".