Season 3
24 episodes · Sep 16, 1972
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S3E1Archie and the Editorial
Sep 16, 197225mAfter he rails against gun control in a TV editorial. Archie meets his two biggest supporters -a pair of stickup artist who rob him at gunpoint.
S3E2Archie's Fraud
Sep 23, 197225mArchie is audited by the IRS after he fails to report income he made driving Munson's taxicab.
S3E3The Threat
Sep 30, 197225mArchie can barely contain himself when the attractive young wife of an old army buddy spends an eventful night in the Bunker's household.
S3E4Gloria and the Riddle
Oct 7, 197225mGloria tests Mike and Archie's male chauvinism with a riddle that stumps the men but is easily answer by Edith.
S3E5Lionel Steps Out
Oct 14, 197225mArchie is aghast to find out that his visiting niece plans to go out dancing with Lionel Jefferson.
S3E6Edith Flips Her Wig
Oct 21, 197225mEdith is worried she may be a kleptomaniac after she absent-mindedly takes a wig from a department store.
S3E7The Bunkers and the Swingers
Oct 28, 197225mEdith unwillingly invites a pair of wife-swapping swingers to dinner when she responds to a newspaper ad for pen pals.
S3E8Mike Comes Into Money
Nov 4, 197225mMike sparks the latest family feud when he donates two hundred dollars to George McGovern's presidential campaign instead of paying Archie for room and board.
S3E9Flashback: Mike and Gloria's Wedding (1)
Nov 11, 197225mOn the Stivics' second anniversary, the family recalls the comedy of errors that transpired on their wedding day.
S3E10Flashback: Mike and Gloria's Wedding (2)
Nov 18, 197225mThe Stivics' wedding is jeopardized when Michael's uncle insists, over Archie's virulent objections, that the marriage be performed by a Catholic priest.
S3E11Mike's Appendix
Dec 2, 197225mMike's emergency appendectomy precipitates an argument between Archie and Gloria regarding the proficiency of women doctors.
S3E12Edith's Winning Ticket
Dec 9, 197225mWhen Edith finds some old lottery tickets that she has totally forgotten about, Archie hits the roof, claiming she was wasting money. However, Archie's attitude quickly changes when the family discovers one of the tickets is a winner; but there is a catch; Edith claims the tickets don't belong to her.
S3E13Archie and the Bowling Team
Dec 16, 197225mArchie is ecstatic when, after waiting six years, there finally is an opening on the most prestigious bowling team, the Cannonballers, and he is asked to try out.
S3E14The Locket
Dec 23, 197225mEdith's antique locket is missing and Archie sees it as a way to collect from the insurance company to buy a new television set. Confident of getting the insurance money, Archie orders a new color set, only to have an insurance adjuster arrive at the house to question the claim.
S3E15Archie in the Hospital (aka Archie Goes to the Hospital)
Jan 6, 197325mArchie befriends the other patient in his semiprivate room, unaware that he's black.
S3E16Oh Say Can You See
Jan 20, 197325mMiddle-aged Archie can only envy the eternally youthful outlook of his friend and contemporary Bill Mulholern. He is especially impressed that the toupeed, flashily garbed Bill has managed to attract a sexy young bedmate named Tina. But by episode's end, Archie is made to realize how lucky he is to be spending his declining years with a loving wife like Edith.
S3E17Archie Goes Too Far
Jan 27, 197325mEdith and Gloria end the latest family brawl when they storm out of the house to spend the night on their own.
S3E18Class Reunion
Feb 10, 197325mArchie refuses to tag along to Edith's thirtieth high school reunion-- until he finds out that one of her beaus will be attending.
S3E19Hot Watch
Feb 17, 197325mArchie buys an expensive watch of dubious pedigree and soon becomes paranoid that it's stolen. When it breaks, he has to find a jeweler who'll fix it with no questions asked.
S3E20Archie is Branded
Feb 24, 197325mArchie wakes up to find a swastika painted on his front door.
S3E21Everybody Tells the Truth
Mar 3, 197325mIt's -Rashomon-Bunker-style when the family recounts vastly different versions of the same disastrous encounter with a pair of handyman in the Bunker kitchen.
S3E22Archie Learns His Lesson
Mar 10, 197325mArchie attends night-school classes to qualify for a high school diploma
S3E23Gloria, the Victim
Mar 17, 197325mAfter an attempted sexual assault. Gloria turns to the family for guidance as she suffers through the legal aftermath of reporting the crime.
S3E24The Battle of the Month
Mar 24, 197325mIn a foul mood, Gloria lambastes Edith for her constant acquiescence to Archie's whims.