Season 3
25 episodes · Mar 2, 2020
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S3E1YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
Mar 2, 20205mRaph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
S3E2News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
Mar 9, 20207mCarolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
S3E3“I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
Mar 16, 20206mRyan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
S3E4Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
Mar 30, 20203mGrant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
S3E5Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
Apr 6, 20205mGrant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
S3E6BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
Apr 27, 20205mHulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
S3E7News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
Mar 30, 20204mRyan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
S3E8Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
Apr 13, 20204mShukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
S3E9A Report from the CollegeHumor Office
Apr 20, 20206mTrapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
S3E10U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through
May 4, 20205mLocal man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
S3E11Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
May 11, 20208mLily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
S3E12Mom Disappointed in Son… Again
May 18, 20208mRekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
S3E13God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
May 25, 20205mStraight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
S3E14My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
Jun 1, 20204mErika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
S3E15Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)
Jun 22, 20207mKellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
S3E16Good Morning, River View High!
Jun 8, 20204mThe student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
S3E17Welcome to Bug News
Jun 15, 20204mA bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
S3E18Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
Jun 29, 20207mTrapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
S3E19I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet
Jul 6, 20204mThe news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
S3E20Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women
Jul 13, 20208mAmy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
S3E21All Hail Cello Chigglers!
Jul 27, 20204mPatrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
S3E22Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops
Aug 3, 20207mRyan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.
S3E23True Confessions of Real Newscasters
Aug 10, 20205mRekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
S3E24Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball
Aug 17, 20207mZac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
S3E25Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest
Aug 24, 20206mCarolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.