Season 5
20 episodes · Oct 1, 2000
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S5E1The Perils of Polling
Oct 1, 200022mBobby's act of heroism leads the Hills to a meeting with candidate George Dub-Ya, who turns Hank's vote from sure to tentative with the shake of a hand.
S5E2The Buck Stops Here
Nov 5, 200022mBobby becomes Strickland's personal caddy and picks up some bad habits. Meanwhile, Peggy and Minh compete to donate the most blood.
S5E3I Don't Want to Wait...
Nov 12, 200022mAs Hank builds coffins for his family, Bobby struggles with the fact that he's still treated as a child even as Joseph laments how awkward adulthood is for him.
S5E4Spin the Choice
Nov 19, 200022mBobby rejects Thanksgiving after history lessons from John Redcorn, who longs to be a real father to his illegitimate son Joseph.
S5E5Peggy Makes the Big Leagues
Nov 26, 200022mThe Booster Club sends a distraught Hank to talk to Peggy after she fails the football team's star fullback and gets him suspended from the team.
S5E6When Cotton Comes Marching Home
Dec 3, 200022mCash-flow problems plague Hank's father, who's forced to work a menial job on Veterans Day instead of marching in the parade.
S5E7What Makes Bobby Run?
Dec 10, 200022mBobby goes all-out to become school mascot, a high-profile post that suffers a low blow when he avoids a time-honored tradition.
S5E8'Twas the Nut Before Christmas
Dec 17, 200022mBill counters his holiday loneliness by becoming a generous Santa, attracting a nice single mother and a young slacker who takes advantage.
S5E9Chasing Bobby
Jan 21, 200122mPeggy thinks Hank's tears are indicative of a father-son void, but they're really about his truck, which looks headed for pickup-truck heaven.
S5E10Yankee Hankie
Feb 4, 200122mWhile a distraught Hank tries to deal with the fact that he wasn't born in Texas, Cotton and his buddies once again make plans to assassinate Fidel Castro.
S5E11Hank and the Great Glass Elevator
Feb 11, 200122mBill and former Texas governor Ann Richards hit it off after a chance meeting resulting from Hank's reluctant prank in an Austin hotel.
S5E12Now Who's the Dummy?
Feb 18, 200122mBobby's ventriloquist's dummy gets more of Hank's attention than Bobby, but it's Dale who harbors a grudge against the wooden being.
S5E13Ho Yeah!
Feb 25, 200122mUnaware that the new employee at Strickland Propane is a prostitute, Peggy becomes her best friend and even offers her a place to stay--Hank's den.
S5E14The Exterminator
Mar 4, 200122mRepeated exposure to poisons forces Dale out of extermination and into a desk job that leads him back into extermination--of careers.
S5E15Luanne Virgin 2.0
Mar 11, 200122mAs Luanne's sponsor in a sexual-abstinence program, Peggy has to testify about her lifetime total of sexual partners--and it's more than one.
S5E16Hank's Choice
Apr 1, 200122mWhen Bobby develops an allergy to Ladybird, Hank builds a doghouse, an elaborate accommodation that's perfect--for Bobby.
S5E17It's Not Easy Being Green
Apr 8, 200122mHank joins Bobby's environmental effort, but only to preserve a long-time cover-up concerning a mishap with Boomhauer's car in high school.
S5E18The Trouble with Gribbles
Apr 22, 200122mDale plans to buy Nancy a face-lift by suing a tobacco company, which countersues--and carelessly bugs his home.
S5E19Hank's Back Story
May 6, 200122mWearing a prosthetic rump relieves Hank's back pain, but makes him the butt of friends' jokes as they all prepare for a riding-mower race.
S5E20Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story
May 13, 200122mBobby avoids a beating by high schoolers by pretending to be one of them.