Season 7
23 episodes · Nov 3, 2002
0/23 watched
Swipe a row to mark watched · long-press to mark up to there
S7E1Get Your Freak Off
Nov 3, 200222mBobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.
S7E2The Fat and the Furious
Nov 10, 200222mA competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.
S7E3Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do
Nov 17, 200222mConnie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.
S7E4Goodbye Normal Jeans
Nov 24, 200222mHank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.
S7E5Dances with Dogs
Dec 1, 200222mA dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.
S7E6The Son Also Roses
Dec 8, 200222mBobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.
S7E7The Texas Skillsaw Massacre
Dec 15, 200222mHank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.
S7E8Full Metal Dust Jacket
Jan 5, 200322mSeeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.
S7E9Pigmalion
Jan 12, 200322mA local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.
S7E10Megalo Dale
Jan 12, 200322mDale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.
S7E11Boxing Luanne
Feb 2, 200322mLuanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.
S7E12Vision Quest
Feb 9, 200322mWorried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.
S7E13Queasy Rider
Feb 16, 200322mHank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.
S7E14Board Games
Mar 2, 200322mPeggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.
S7E15An Officer and a Gentle Boy
Mar 9, 200322mTo toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.
S7E16The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
Mar 16, 200322mDespite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.
S7E17The Good Buck
Mar 30, 200322mKicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.
S7E18I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
Apr 13, 200322mPeggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.
S7E19Be True to Your Fool
Apr 27, 200322mAfter inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.
S7E20Racist Dawg
May 4, 200322mA handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.
S7E21Night and Deity
May 11, 200322mA pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.
S7E22Maid in Arlen
May 18, 200322mTo escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.
S7E23The Witches of East Arlen
May 18, 200322mReading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.