The Dick Van Dyke Show

Season 3

32 episodes · Sep 25, 1963

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  • That's My Boy???
    S3E1

    That's My Boy???

    Sep 25, 196325m

    Rob recounts the day he became convinced that they brought home the wrong baby from the hospital.

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  • The Masterpiece
    S3E2

    The Masterpiece

    Oct 2, 196325m

    Rob unwittingly bids on a painting at an auction, and when he gets it home, he uncovers another painting underneath that looks like a Grant Wood.

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  • Laura's Little Lie
    S3E3

    Laura's Little Lie

    Oct 9, 196326m

    Are Rob and Laura married? This episode brings up that question as Rob asks Laura to sign insurance forms that Laura never signed. Laura does everything she can to hide a mistake Rob doesn't know about. Rob is tired of ""losing his wife"" He finds out he married a 17 year-old Laura.

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  • Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice
    S3E4

    Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice

    Oct 16, 196325m

    Rob and Laura must get remarried for legal purposes, but it provokes an argument that could derail their plans.

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  • All About Eavesdropping
    S3E5

    All About Eavesdropping

    Oct 23, 196324m

    Rob and Laura overhear Jerry and Millie complaining about them on the kid’s walkie-talkies, which makes for a cold dinner party.

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  • Too Many Stars
    S3E6

    Too Many Stars

    Oct 30, 196326m

    Rob is recruited to direct another talent show, but this time Laura faces competition as the star.

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  • Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?
    S3E7

    Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?

    Nov 6, 196325m

    While working on a joke, Rob should be going to Alan's house to talk about the joke. After hitting himself on the head with a violin (a real one) Rob goes to a party. The party is in Red Hook, New Jersey!

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  • Uncle George
    S3E8

    Uncle George

    Nov 13, 196325m

    Rob’s Uncle George comes to visit in search of a wife.

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  • Big Max Calvada
    S3E9

    Big Max Calvada

    Nov 20, 196326m

    A gangster asks Rob and the gang to write an act for his no-talent nephew.

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  • The Ballad of the Betty Lou
    S3E10

    The Ballad of the Betty Lou

    Nov 27, 196325m

    The Ballad of Betty Lou, Is episode seventy-two, In which Rob and Jerry buy a boat, That really got their goat, 'Cause just as Laura predicted, As the Wisard of Id did, Their friendship was tested, But as soon as they rested, All was fine, So cast off the Line! - Van_Dyke_r@hotmail.com

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  • Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors
    S3E11

    Turtles, Ties, and Toreadors

    Dec 4, 196325m

    Rob hires a maid who turns out to have broken arm, speaks only Spanish, and is expecting a live-in position.

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  • The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears
    S3E12

    The Sound of Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears

    Dec 11, 196325m

    Rob thinks he has seen the suspects in a jewelry store robbery, but is afraid to go to the police.

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  • The Alan Brady Show Presents
    S3E13

    The Alan Brady Show Presents

    Dec 18, 196325m

    The staff has to plan a Christmas show.

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  • The Third One from the Left
    S3E14

    The Third One from the Left

    Jan 1, 196425m

    Rob tries to stop a guest star from falling in love with him.

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  • My Husband is the Best One
    S3E15

    My Husband is the Best One

    Jan 8, 196425m

    Rob is interviewed by a reporter, but the resulting story gives him a little too much credit for comfort at the office, thanks to Laura’s input.

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  • The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer
    S3E16

    The Lady and the Tiger and the Lawyer

    Jan 15, 196425m

    Laura tries to setup Arthur with a wife she invites Sally & Donna on two different days. Laura really wants Donna date Arthur, when Donna & Arthur hit it Rob does everything to stop the date by locking Donna in the bathroom! Rob feels Sally won't have a chance with Arthur, Rob and Laura wonder who Arthur picked for his date, he picks his former wife who he married twice!

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  • The Life and Love of Joe Coogan
    S3E17

    The Life and Love of Joe Coogan

    Jan 22, 196425m

    Rob meets Laura's old flame Joe Coogan at the country club, Rob tells Laura he met Joe and Laura thinks he looked in her shoebox where her pomes are kept. (The pomes are kept in the basement) What Laura doesn't know is the Sonnets give a clue as to what Joe does for a living. Laura & Millie play Golf with Father Joe Coogan. Laura invites Joe to dinner along with Buddy & Sally only to get a big shock.

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  • A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards
    S3E18

    A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards

    Jan 29, 196424m

    Rob and friends play poker with marked cards that Rob was using to teach Ritchie some magic tricks.

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  • Happy Birthday and Too Many More
    S3E19

    Happy Birthday and Too Many More

    Feb 5, 196425m

    Laura & Rob are deciding when to have his party day should it be 3 weeks after or before Ritchie actual date of birth? Laura says she will have the party at Dizzy Land (not Disney Land). Rob & Laura forget the Gardner has come and have the party inside (with 63 kids!) because the garden needed to be fertilized!

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  • The Brave and the Backache
    S3E20

    The Brave and the Backache

    Feb 12, 196425m

    Laura wonders why Rob never wants to be alone with her.

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  • The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth
    S3E21

    The Pen is Mightier Than the Mouth

    Feb 19, 196425m

    Sally is famous overnight leaving Rob and Buddy to work alone.

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  • My Part-Time Wife
    S3E22

    My Part-Time Wife

    Feb 26, 196425m

    Laura helps out at the office but drives Rob crazy while Sally is away.

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  • Honeymoons Are for the Lucky
    S3E23

    Honeymoons Are for the Lucky

    Mar 4, 196425m

    Rob recalls a time when he left Camp Crowder to spend his honneymoon with Laura.

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  • How to Spank a Star
    S3E24

    How to Spank a Star

    Mar 11, 196425m

    Rob's favorite star Paula Marshall is due to guest on the Alan Brady show but her demands cause problems for everybody.

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  • The Plots Thicken
    S3E25

    The Plots Thicken

    Mar 18, 196425m

    The Petrie's parents fight over where Laura and Rob should be buried. They have to decide which burial plot to choose without upsetting their in-laws.

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  • Scratch My Car and Die
    S3E26

    Scratch My Car and Die

    Mar 25, 196425m

    Rob has a new car that he loves and won't let anyone touch. When Laura takes Ritchie to school she gets a scratch on the car! When Rob finds out he wants to sue the person who did it.

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  • The Return of Edwin Carp
    S3E27

    The Return of Edwin Carp

    Apr 1, 196425m

    Alan Brady is on vacation so Rob arranges for Edwin Carp and other stars of the golden era of radio comedy to guest on a tv special.

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  • October Eve
    S3E28

    October Eve

    Apr 8, 196425m

    Laura's past comes back to haunt her in form of painting that is at an art gallery.

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  • Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail
    S3E29

    Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband is in Jail

    Apr 15, 196425m

    Rob ends up in jail after contacting an army buddy.

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  • My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life
    S3E30

    My Neighbor's Husband's Other Life

    Apr 22, 196425m

    Rob and Laura see Jerry go out with another woman.

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  • I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All
    S3E31

    I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at All

    Apr 29, 196424m

    Rob goes to Buddy’s barber for a dubious treatment to prevent baldness.

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  • Teacher's Petrie
    S3E32

    Teacher's Petrie

    May 13, 196425m

    The teacher falls in love with Laura.

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