Season 12
14 episodes · Mar 12, 2008
Join Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as they help a pop-princess down on her luck, negotiate a truce for striking Canadians, fight the addiction of "cheesing" and battle startling rodents. For them, it's all part of growing up in South Park
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S12E1Tonsil Trouble
Mar 12, 200823mAfter going in for a routine tonsillectomy, a botched transfusion leaves Cartman afflicted with an incurable disease. When he finds no comfort in his friends and family, how far will he go to find a cure?
S12E2Britney's New Look
Mar 19, 200823mWhile trying to escape her troubles in the secluded mountains near South Park, Britney Spears has a run-in with the boys. Stan and Kyle get swept up in her celebrity as well as the non-stop feeding frenzy that plagues her wherever she goes. The boys must take Britney to the North Pole when they learn the secret behind what makes her so popular.
S12E3Major Boobage
Mar 26, 200823mIn a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metal”, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that’s captured the junior high and under set.
S12E4Canada on Strike
Apr 2, 200823mThe head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
S12E5Eek, A Penis!
Apr 9, 200823mWhile Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
S12E6Over Logging
Apr 16, 200823mThe citizens of South Park wake up one morning shocked to find the Internet is gone. Upon hearing news that the Internet may remain in California, Randy decides to head out west with the family.
S12E7Super Fun Time
Apr 23, 200823mWhile the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.
S12E8The China Probrem
Oct 8, 200823mAfter watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland. While the rest of the American people are haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.
S12E9Breast Cancer Show Ever
Oct 15, 200823mWendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all bets are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can't fight a boy and win.
S12E10Pandemic
Oct 22, 200823mThe boys find a way to make money off an international crisis that requires no talent and very little effort. Cartman convinces the other boys to invite Craig to get in on their latest plan. He knows Craig has just what it takes to make their dream a reality.
S12E11Pandemic 2: The Startling
Oct 29, 200823mGiant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they're stranded in the Andes Mountains.
S12E12About Last Night...
Nov 5, 200823mWhile the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.
S12E13Elementary School Musical
Nov 12, 200823mStan realizes he could lose Wendy if he doesn't get on board with the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary. Cartman would rather kill himself than succumb. But, when Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman all realize that Butters is now more popular than they are, they have no choice but to give in to peer pressure.
S12E14The Ungroundable
Nov 19, 200823mButters is sure he’s seen a vampire at school but he can’t get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can’t tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.