Season 16
14 episodes · Mar 14, 2012
Join Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle as they hunt down the mythical Jewpacabra, ‘sketti wrestle with reality stars, and go jackin’ it in San Diego. For them, it's all part of growing up in South Park.
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S16E1Reverse Cowgirl
Mar 14, 201223mOne of the boys had been told time and time again about leaving the toilet seat up after he goes to the bathroom, but he didn't listen. His actions have consequences and ultimately result in an unimaginable catastrophe.
S16E2Cash for Gold
Mar 21, 201223mCartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile, Cartmans lucrative new business preys upon an extremely vulnerable clientele.
S16E3Faith Hilling
Mar 28, 201223mMankind's evolution begins to accelerate at a rapid and disturbing pace. Concurrently, another species on the planet is exhibiting the same drastic development. Eventually the two species will battle to the death and "Faith Hilling" may be humanity's only hope.
S16E4Jewpacabra
Apr 4, 201223mSouth Park's big Easter egg hunt is in jeopardy when there are rumors of a dangerous beast lurking in the woods nearby. Cartman tries to warn everyone that their lives are at risk if they participate in the egg hunt. No one believes him until he produces video evidence of the mystery being.
S16E5Butterballs
Apr 11, 201223mStan wants to raise awareness about the dangers of bullying by shooting a big dance video, while Butters falls victim to an unlikely bully.
S16E6I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
Apr 18, 201223mThe boys try zip-lining in the Colorado mountains on the last day of spring break, but their adventure takes a dangerous, life-threatening turn.
S16E7Cartman Finds Love
Apr 25, 201223mThere's a new girl in school and everyone wants to know who she has a crush on. Cartman is especially excited. He's discovered something inside himself that he never knew he had. Now, to make sure nobody gets in the way of true love, it's time for Cartman to finally let someone know exactly how he feels.
S16E8Sarcastaball
Sep 26, 201223mRandy's campaign to prevent head injuries in football radically changes the way the game is played, but the new rules become a national sensation and even make a South Park student a star athlete.
S16E9Raising the Bar
Oct 3, 201223mCartman owns up to being fat and decides that driving around on a scooter is his right. Kyle sees that Cartman isn't the only one who finds no shame in his unhealthy lifestyle. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers he has a rival in America’s Sweetheart, Honey Boo Boo.
S16E10Insecurity
Oct 10, 201223mThe man who visits all the homes in South Park every day is under suspicion. Cartman takes matters into his own hands and signs up for a home security system.
S16E11Going Native
Oct 17, 201223mIt is time for Butters to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.
S16E12A Nightmare on FaceTime
Oct 24, 201223mThe boys plans to go as the Avengers for Halloween go awry when Randy can’t go at the last minute and Stan has to help his father with a new business venture.
S16E13A Scause for Applause
Oct 31, 201223mRocked by the recent news of drug use by a beloved icon, the world is left feeling lost and betrayed. The boys, join with the rest of the nation, and remove their yellow wristbands. Everyone is on board, except for Stan, who just can’t seem to cut off his bracelet.
S16E14Obama Wins!
Nov 7, 201223mEric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election.