Season 9
23 episodes · Oct 2, 1983
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- S9E1
Shakedown
Oct 2, 198324mSam and Ann are adjusting to married life and find they disagree on monumental issues such as where the spoons should be kept.
- S9E2
Take My Ex
Oct 16, 198324mA visit from Sam's ex-wife sparks a sudden need for attention in Ann, who resents the pampering the former Mrs. Royer receives from Sam.
- S9E3
The Dentist
Oct 23, 198324mThe opening of his new dental office gives Mark such a case of the jitters that he may give up his practice before the first patient walks through the door.
- S9E4
The Bedtime Story
Oct 30, 198324mA plan to collaborate on the writing of children's stories drives Julie and Max into a bitter feud over Max's potential as a writer.
- S9E5
Worried Heart
Nov 6, 198324mAnn's imagination runs away with her when Sam runs off on a business trip with an associate who happens to be his ex-girlfriend.
- S9E6
Baby Love (1)
Dec 4, 198324mA weekend watching little Annie for Max and Julie has Barbara longing to have her own baby and begins considering the option of adoption.
- S9E7
Baby Love (2)
Dec 4, 198324mBarbara, still wanting to have a child, continues to consider adoption.
- S9E8
Travel Agent
Dec 18, 198324mTo arrange a long-overdue vacation, Barbara and Mark visit a travel agency, where Barbara finds an unexpected career opportunity.
- S9E9
Not a Creature Was Staying
Dec 25, 198324mAnn has the holiday blues, believing she and Sam will be alone on Christmas, but Sam plans to surprise her with a Caribbean cruise.
- S9E10
Sam's Apartment
Jan 1, 198424mSam's late night disappearance has the family convinced he's been kidnapped until Ann learns he's kept his old apartment.
- S9E12
Never Hire a Relative
Jan 15, 198424mFrancine goes behind Ann's back to talk Sam into designing an elaborate office suite that's too grandiose for Ann's taste.
- S9E13
Fifty
Feb 12, 198424mSchneider has a sentimental reunion with his high-school love, who pays him a visit on his 50th birthday, bringing along her own cherished memories of their past.
- S9E14
Woman of the House
Mar 7, 198424mBarbara loses charge of her household when Grandma Romano moves in with her own set of rules, menus, meal schedules and a collection of cuckoo clocks.
- S9E15
Parting Company
Mar 14, 198424mAnn and Francine's business relationship is threatened when Francine announces she's marrying an ad executive Ann doesn't trust.
- S9E16
Ave Romano
Mar 21, 198424mAn Italian priest arrives unexpectedly at the Royers, claiming to be a distant relative of Grandma Romano.
- S9E17
Bringing in the Clowns
Apr 4, 198424mMark's jokester friends are visiting and taking their jokes too far to the point where everyone gets sick of them. Barbara gets so fed up that she tries to teach them a lesson by ""getting hurt.""
- S9E18
Up in Smoke
Apr 25, 198424mAfter six years of not smoking, Sam lights up. But when he tries to quit, he finds his willpower has gone up in smoke.
- S9E19
Meaning of Life
May 2, 198424mSchneider gets a new lease on life after he's accidentally electrocuted, then revived, a hair raising experience in which he claims he died and came back to life.
- S9E20
The Nearness of You
May 14, 198424mWorking side by side at the travel agency spawns a growing attraction between Max and Barbara, that becomes impossible to ignore.
- S9E21
Off We Go
May 21, 198424mAnn gets a job offer in London and ponders taking it. Despite getting nagged by her mother, she decides to accept the job. This leads her to wonder how she's going to tell the rest of her family that she's leaving.
- S9E22
Another Man's Shoes
May 28, 198424mSchneider learns that his brother passed away and that somebody needs to take care of his nephew and niece so Schneider gets a phone call to come and pick them up. The place where he arrives is a carnival like place with circus like people. This place needs repairs and some ""manly guidance"" so everyone tries to persuade Schneider to move there and with Ann gone and the kids grown up, Schneider finally accepts the move.