Season 1
16 episodes · Jan 3, 2013
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S1E1ACTUALLY USEFUL INTERNET ACRONYMS
Jan 3, 20132mThe interwebs are full of useless acronyms. I mean "LOL" ? Really? Well, ol' Doofy has a few brilliant ideas for some REALLY GOOD ones that EVERYONE should be using. Seriously, by next week I want to see #RIHNIHTWGIMHF trending on Twitter.
S1E2I CAN HAZ CAT PICTURES?
Jan 4, 20132mThe internet is full of cats. I'm not sure why. I'm also not sure why they insist on terrible grammar and spelling practices, but I'm convinced that it is bad for the children of America. LISTEN UP SHEEPLE, IT'S TIME TO STAND UP TO THE INTERNET CAT CONSPIRACY.
S1E3‘CALL ME MAYBE’ IS NOT CRAZY!
Jan 10, 20133mI've got a bone to pick with Carly Rae Jepsen and her endlessly catchy song "Call Me Maybe." I mean, everyone likes the song, okay, but has anyone actually ever stopped to REALLY THINK about the lyrics? No? Sounds like a job for Doof!
S1E4ONE DIRECTION: MOST LITERAL BAND NAME EVER
Jan 16, 20133mI have just one question for One Direction: what came first, the band name or the hair style? Seriously, I'm looking at you Harry Styles...
S1E5GANGNAM STYLE OR "OPEN QUANTUM STYLE" I'M NOT SURE
Jan 22, 20133mHey guys, has anyone heard of this awesome song OPEN QUANTUM STYLE? I think it's going to be a hit!!! Some people insist it's spelled "Gangnam Style" but I'm pretty sure they are totally wrong.
S1E6HONEY BOO BOO, BACON AND THE APOCALYPSE
Jan 30, 20133mThere are two things people are obsessed with that I don't understand: bacon and Honey Boo Boo. OK, well I understand the bacon...
S1E7INSTAGRAM BREAKFAST CEREAL
Feb 14, 20133mI'M BACK MINIONS! Yesterday, my daughter Vanessa introduced me to something called "INSTAGRAM" and I'm already convinced it is pretty much the worst thing ever! Here's why you should too…
S1E8THE DOOF REPLIES
Feb 21, 20133mSo for this episode I decided to do things a little differently and reply to a few of my favorite comments. Prepare to have your minds blown, internet minions, because the Doof is about to reply to YOU. Well, maybe not "YOU" personally unless you're like one of the 4 people who I specifically responded to... I mean "YOU" in a more general sense -- but, wait -- you know what nevermind, you get the point.
S1E9THE CRUEL JOKE THAT IS 'PLATYPUS DAY'
Feb 28, 20132mSo in further confirmation of my personal suspicion that THE UNIVERSE HATES ME this episode is dedicated to my dear nemesis Perry the Platypus. Because in the long list of things that deserve to be celebrated, secret agent platipi really rank up there above evil scientists. Wait, is that right? Platipi? Or is it platypuses? Platypieces? Hmm. Seriously I'm gonna go look that up, otherwise it's going to bug me for the rest of the day.
S1E10DR. DOOF VS. INTERNET MYSTERIES
Mar 7, 20133mThe interwebs are full of all kinds of weird unknowns that people just ignore. Well, NO LONGER, in this groundbreaking exposé I'm going to tear the lid right off the internet crazy bin and reveal to you those dark questions that everyone is afraid to ask! PREPARE TO BE AMAZED AND EXCITED... or just confused.
S1E11IT'S PI DAY SO HERE ARE SOME NUMBERS
Mar 14, 20133mHAPPY PI DAY. But seriously... First a platypus gets a day, now an irrational mathematical construct gets one too? BUT I DON'T? What gives!
S1E12GOATS YELLING LIKE HUMANS YELLING LIKE DOOF
Mar 28, 20133mWhat's up with all these yelling goat videos? And more importantly, why are they totally hilarious? I dive into these and other burning existential questions in this weeks episode!
S1E13HARLEM SHAKE, JEFF GORDON, AND DIETS THAT MAKE NO SENSE
Apr 8, 20133mSo what do the Harlem Shake, Jeff Gordon and fad diets all have in common? I have three words for you: Involuntary Dairy Discharge.
S1E14THE DOOF IS DUE
May 17, 2013Okay, okay! I know i said i was only going to do 13 episodes, but I'm having wayyy too much fun. Anyways, I have a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT to make that will totally shock, thrill and amaze you. Without saying too much, let me just tell you that I'm WAY OVERDUE for this…
S1E15DOOF'S HAUL 2013: SWAG, CELEBS, AND MISERY
Jul 11, 20133mI have discovered yet more evidence that modern civilization as we know it is over: HAUL VIDEOS. Hipster clothiers are the harbingers of the apocalypse.
S1E16BABY BIEBER FEVER
Jul 18, 20133mListen up, internet! I have an announcement to make and it's SUPER IMPORTANT, so pay attention!