The Soup

Season 5

63 episodes · Jan 4, 2008

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  • S5E1

    The Soup Clipdown '07 Part 2

    Jan 4, 200830m

    The Top 20 clips of 2007 from the worst of TV entertainment.

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  • S5E2

    January 11, 2008

    Jan 11, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about Britney's highly publicized breakdown, raccoons, the new American Gladiator cast, "pop off," and the People's Choice Awards. The "Clip of the Week" was Chris Crocker's new music video.

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  • S5E3

    January 18, 2008

    Jan 18, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about the Philadelphia tryouts on American Idol, Britney's new accent, Cloverfield, and Eddie Murphy's two week marriage. The "Clip of the Week" came from a Latin practical joke show called Infarto.

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  • S5E4

    January 25, 2008

    Jan 25, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about the Presidential candidates, the American Idol tryouts in San Diego, the new Rambo movie, lollipops, fatherly advice from Snoop Dogg, and Dutch Ovens. The "Clip of the Week" is from The Bad Girls Club, when someone breaks Tanisha's "clayboy" and she goes on a pot banging rampage.

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  • S5E5

    February 1, 2008

    Feb 1, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about the Omaha and Miami tryouts on American Idol, the S.A.G. awards, Eli Manning and Tom Brady, bird infestations, and Tanisha's pot banging rampage. The "Clip of the Week" is of Debbie Matenopoulos on the red carpet for the Screen Actors Guild awards.

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  • S5E6

    February 8, 2008

    Feb 8, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about the Atlanta tryouts of American Idol, truck pulling, Kinoki footpads, Barack Obama's grandmother, and helpful tips from an American gladiator. The "Clip of the Week" is from the reality show Ocean Force, when a teenager nearly pukes on an officer.

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  • S5E7

    February 15, 2008

    Feb 15, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about the new season of Flavor of Love, Siegfried and Roy's reunion, the Anorexic Twins, Denise Richards new show, and hot pockets. The "Clip of the Week" is Natalie Portman complimenting Scarlett Johansson on The Today Show.

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  • S5E8

    February 22, 2008

    Feb 22, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about Bindi Irwin, the new Knight Rider movie, Lindsay's photo shoot, glam-cams, and Paris' 27th birthday. The "Clip of the Week" was Oprah Winfrey counting orgasms.

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  • S5E9

    February 29, 2008

    Feb 29, 200830m

    This week Joel talked about Gary Busey on the Red Carpet, Hotbox of Carters, The Moment of Truth going too far, cat flossing, and limbo beach parties. The "Clip of the Week" was from The Today Show's interview with two lottery winners of $270 million.

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  • S5E10

    March 7, 2008

    Mar 7, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about sassy idol contestants, Brett Farve, the Anna Nichole motion picture, virgin toothbrushes, meatballs, and a special visit from a bad girl. The "Clip of the Week" was a news story about a supposed Lizard Man attacking a car.

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  • S5E11

    March 14, 2008

    Mar 14, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about his new child, the Eliot Spitzer craze, babies who can read, the new American Idol set, and the sequel to 10,000 BC. The "Clip of the Week" was of Maria Menounos on Bizarre Foods eating bugs.

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  • S5E12

    The Soup Presents: Pretty, Stupid Models

    Mar 17, 200830m

    In this special, we see models displaying un-model-like behavior.

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  • S5E13

    March 21, 2008

    Mar 21, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about the return of Dancing with the Stars, Spider-man underwear, honk-ey crackers, boob groping, and over-the-top figure skating. The "Clip of the Week" was a news segment about two civilians fighting crime dressed as super heroes.

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  • S5E14

    The Soup Presents: Infotainment News-O-Rama

    Mar 24, 200830m

    In this special, we take a look at the dumbest Britney stories, diet tips from the anorexic twins, Mario López and Matthew McConaughey's shirt allergy, and the vicious attack that forever changed Joel.

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  • S5E15

    March 28, 2008

    Mar 28, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about the return of The Hills and CSI: Miami, blazed up Idols, Danny Bonaduce's new show, spreadsheets, and attempted spray tan murders. The "Clip of the Week" was from a competition on That's Amoré!

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  • S5E16

    The Soup Presents: Love and Sex on Your TV, Ew!

    Mar 31, 200830m

    In this special, we a take look at love. Or at least how it's presented on TV.

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  • S5E17

    April 4, 2008

    Apr 4, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about the return of Hell's Kitchen, a sick April Fool's prank, Beaverquest, getting "Rick Rolled," and massive instability. The "Clip of the Week" was of Willard Scott sounding crazy.

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  • S5E18

    The Soup Presents: The Soup Side Show!

    Apr 7, 200830m

    The Soup Side Show! features a tent full of Idol rejects, gladiator games, caged rednecks, dangerous animal acts, and the world's smallest dynamos. All presented by ringmaster Joel McHale.

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  • S5E19

    April 11, 2008

    Apr 11, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about the Idol Gives Back special, who to support on Dancing with the Stars, sound effects, and pestilence carrying commoners. The "Clip of the Week" was from the finale of That's Amoré! and who Domenico choices.

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  • S5E20

    April 18, 2008

    Apr 18, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about the Rock of Love 2 finale, lollipops, masturbating, Kellie Pickler's acceptance speech, and 10 inch dutch ovens. The "Clip of the Week" came from Miss Rap Supreme, where the magic mirror gave the contestants their challenge.

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  • S5E21

    April 25, 2008

    Apr 25, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about Andrew Lloyd Weber, watching nothing but The Hills (Super Hills Me), giving a lot of "percents," Talk Soup, and catatonic Mexican women. The "Clip of the Week" came from the season finale of Your Mama Don't Dance.

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  • S5E22

    May 2, 2008

    May 2, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about confusion on American Idol, racist baby names, reach-arounds, Andrew Zimmern's favourite food group, and symbolism. The "Clip of the Week" came from a news story about a baby bear falling asleep.

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  • S5E23

    May 9, 2008

    May 9, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about nachos and purple pandas, "A Decade in Barbara," cougars, cellulite, and the Rock the Cradle finale. The "Clip of the Week" was of CeeDub from Dutch Oven telling a story about hot mustard sausage.

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  • S5E24

    May 16, 2008

    May 16, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about the season finale of The Bachelor, cellulite, Hell's Kitchen in Hell, dog grooming reality shows, and Aztec dinosaurs. The "Clip of the Week" was of a she-male giving birth on Passions.

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  • S5E25

    May 23, 2008

    May 23, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about the winners of American Idol and Dancing with the Stars, gay marriages, cutting the beef, slut comfort beds, and special effects on Dutch Oven. The "Clip of the Week" was of Maria Menounos with a group of Gossip Girl fans.

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  • S5E26

    May 30, 2008

    May 30, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about slutty jockeys, sea lion aerobics, the Denise Richards school of language, and the return of The Moment of Truth. The "Clip of the Week" was a two-parter of Sharon Stone talking about karma, followed by her comments at an AIDS benefit.

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  • S5E27

    June 6, 2008

    Jun 6, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about raining bears, the return of The Mole, jazz hands, the Paris Hilton of dog grooming, and has a sit down with Clay Aiken. The "Clip of the Week" was the spelling of the word "numnah" from the National Spelling Bee.

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  • S5E28

    June 13, 2008

    Jun 13, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about Bravo's A-List Awards, vaccinations, the M. Night Shyamalan Twist Ending Generator, future stripper names, and integrity. The "Clip of the Week" was of a Headline News story about the new bird-poop facial craze.

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  • S5E29

    June 20, 2008

    Jun 20, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about Entertainment News Romania, a lack of hugs on Legally Blonde The Musical, coffee incidents, stunt legs, and has a flurry of special guests. The "Clip of the Week" was from the Good Morning America segment "Wiener Wars," presented by a man named Harry Balzer.

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  • S5E30

    The Soup's Half-Year Clipdown

    Jun 27, 200830m

    This week Joel counts down the top twenty clips of the year so far. Clips include Busey's blowup, Oprah and Tom's reunion, doggy groomers, game show losers, and how to use a Dutch Oven. The most clip-tastic clip of the first half of 2008 was Willard Scott rambling on The Today Show.

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  • S5E31

    The Soup Presents: TV Under the Influence - Intoxicated Mayhem on TV

    Jun 30, 200830m

    An outrageous look at drunken reality stars caught on film, including bad girls on benders, tipsy chicks on Bret Michaels, boozy bachelorettes, Real World rehabers, and the idol eyes of Jason Castro.

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  • S5E32

    July 4, 2008

    Jul 4, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about wipeouts on Wipeout, Oprah's bunion, dancing bears, the Groomer Has It finale, and creepy assistants. The "Clip of the Week" was from the season finale of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila.

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  • S5E33

    The Soup Presents: People Who Won't Go Away

    Jul 7, 200830m

    Focusing on celebrities who refuse to leave the spotlight, this special includes Knight Rider's resurrection, Saved by the Bell survivors, and enough Gary Busey to make anyone uncomfortable.

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  • S5E34

    July 11, 2008

    Jul 11, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about fantasy adultery leagues, the season finale of The Bachelorette, Ringo Starr's birthday, the new iPhone 3G, and interviews Nicole Kidman. The "Clip of the Week" was of the Superior Livestock Auction on the RFD TV network.

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  • S5E35

    The Soup Presents: Stuff Your Mother Won't Let You Watch

    Jul 14, 200830m

    This special presents stuff your mother wont let you watch, featuring dirty daytime divas, bad language, Tila Tequila trashiness, inappropriate touching, and a dude that eats animal junk for lunch.

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  • S5E36

    July 18, 2008

    Jul 18, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about celebrity family news, the return of Big Brother, rabbit envelope openers, accidents, and his appearance on The Today Show. The "Clip of the Week" came from I Love Money, where a contestant was surprised at how "Mexican" Mexico was.

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  • S5E37

    The Soup Presents: Chicks, Man - Whacked Out Women of Reality TV

    Jul 21, 200830m

    Featuring the best of female reality stars, including model meltdowns, bratty bachelorettes, blondes with big boobs, half the cast of The Hills, and lots more chicks.

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  • S5E38

    July 25, 2008

    Jul 25, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about the Christian Bale accusations, a new crime-drama "Hollywood Justice," the winner of Legally Blonde The Musical, Douchebag Magazine, and has a flurry of guest stars. The "Clip of the Week" came from the MTV3 show Bust-A-Ritmo.

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  • S5E39

    August 1, 2008

    Aug 1, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about Madonna's face, bazookas, Oliver Stone's new movie about George W. Bush, Flipping Out, and of course.. Shark Week. The "Clip of the Week" came from Countdown with Keith Olbermann, where Keith showed the clip of his appearance from the previous episode of The Soup.

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  • S5E40

    August 8, 2008

    Aug 8, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about the Teen Choice Awards, professional bowler Sticky Fingers McDougal, lesbian shaming, and his ongoing duel with Keith Olbermann. The "Clip of the Week" came from Live with Regis and Kelly, where Anderson Cooper talked about the E! show Living Lohan.

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  • S5E41

    August 15, 2008

    Aug 15, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about the Olympics, cats eating spaghetti, the final episode of Passions, rectal swabs, and has a visit from the Last Comic Standing. The "Clip of the Week" was of a dancing hot dog on The American Mall, a MTV made-for-TV movie.

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  • S5E42

    August 22, 2008

    Aug 22, 200830m
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  • S5E43

    August 29, 2008

    Aug 29, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about Kim Kardashian's toe, formidable penises, the return of The Hills, orange chicken, pedophiles of the Caribbean, and has a visit from the Spaghetti Cat. The "Clip of the Week" was of Keith Olbermann interviewing Reverend Eugene Rivers during the Democratic National Convention.

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  • S5E44

    September 5, 2008

    Sep 5, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about the return of Gossip Girl and 90210, pelvis grinding, guinea pigs, and scifi models. The "Clip of the Week" came from The Bold and the Beautiful, where a lady smeared in honey is attacked by a bear.

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  • S5E45

    September 12, 2008

    Sep 12, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about the upcoming Real World/Road Rules Challenge, balloons, the funniest thing on planet earth, Michael Jackson's underwear on eBay, and tattooed douchebags. The "Clip of the Week" was of Dr. 90210 working out in the morning.

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  • S5E46

    September 19, 2008

    Sep 19, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about the revamped Extra, refrigerators with sleeves, the winner of Big Brother, cow blazers, bran flake fanatics, and cool stories from QVC hosts. The "Clip of the Week" was of a student asking questions about nipples on The Principal's Office.

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  • S5E47

    September 26, 2008

    Sep 26, 200830m

    This week Joel talks about Clay Aiken, mammary glands, the return of Dancing With the Stars, cool tricks, the alphabet, and has an unexpected visit from Simon Pegg. The "Clip of the Week" was of fight during the reunion episode of From G's to Gents.

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  • S5E48

    October 3, 2008

    Oct 3, 200830m
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  • S5E49

    October 10, 2008

    Oct 10, 200830m
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  • S5E50

    October 17, 2008

    Oct 17, 200830m
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  • S5E51

    October 24, 2008

    Oct 24, 200830m
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  • S5E52

    October 31, 2008

    Oct 31, 200830m
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  • S5E53

    November 7, 2008

    Nov 7, 200830m
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  • S5E54

    The Soup Presents: Chicks, Man, Part 2 - More Whacked-Out Women of Reality

    Nov 10, 200830m
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  • S5E55

    November 14, 2008

    Nov 14, 200830m
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  • S5E56

    November 21, 2008

    Nov 21, 200830m
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  • S5E57

    The Soup Presents: Cold Turkey - Shows We Can't Quit

    Nov 24, 200830m

    A look at the shows and their stars that we at The Soup are grateful they exist.

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  • S5E58

    November 28, 2008

    Nov 28, 200830m
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  • S5E59

    December 5, 2008

    Dec 5, 200830m
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  • S5E60

    The Soup Presents: Dudes, Bro! - The Whacked Out Men of Reality TV

    Dec 9, 200830m

    The focus shines on the men who appear on reality series.

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  • S5E61

    December 12, 2008

    Dec 12, 200830m
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  • S5E62

    The Soup Clipdown '08 Part 1

    Dec 19, 200830m

    A countdown of the top funniest clips from 40-21, shown on The Soup during 2008.

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  • S5E63

    The Soup Presents: 2008 The Year in Soup

    Dec 22, 200830m

    A look at the top 2008 entertainment stories, including news from Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers, Britney Spears, David and Victoria Beckham and Guy and Madonna Ritchie.

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