Season 1
20 episodes · Nov 16, 2023
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S1E1Everyone Dies in the Styes
Nov 16, 202348mOur group of heroes gathers to save a loved one from an evil secret society, located in the Styes -- a rotting shipyard slum on the outskirts of the city. Can they succeed? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm, Kill. Kill.
S1E2Everyone Dies in a Dungeon
Nov 16, 202348mThe tables are turned and the monsters are the heroes in this dungeon. Will they beat their adversary? Not on Faster. Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.
S1E3Everyone Dies on a Lightning Train
Nov 23, 202348mFour brave mercenaries must free the only person who can prevent a war. Will they succeed? Signs point to no, because this is Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.
S1E4Everyone Dies Renovating
Nov 30, 202348mFour new homeowners discover a prior tenant who doesn't want to leave. Will their home value drop when the ancient terrors arise? Yes. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.
S1E5Everyone Dies in Waterdeep
Dec 7, 202348mFour brave adventurers try to stop evil from overrunning the fabled city of Waterdeep. Can they succeed? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm, Kill. Kill.
S1E6Everyone Dies in a Den of Snakes
Dec 14, 202348mFour brave heroes try to arrange a peace agreement. Can they succeed? No. Because this is "Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill!".
S1E7Everyone Dies Stealing a Pickle
Dec 21, 202348mFour heroes descend into the sewers to retrieve a magical artifact of great power. Will their power be enough to succeed under the maniacal gaze of the Xanathar?
S1E8Everyone Dies in the Bay
Dec 28, 202348mOur heroes are sent to a small fishing village to save the day. We wish we could say all they had to deal with was an ornery fish or two, but they are sure to face one of the most terrible Dungeons and Dragons monsters ever.
S1E9Everyone Dies at the Costume Ball
Jan 4, 202448mFour undercover agents must unmask the traitor in their midst. Can they discover the truth before a greater evil destroys them all?
S1E10Everyone Dies as a Surprise
Jan 11, 202448mFour heroes set out to save a beautiful princess. Will their story have a fairy tale ending? Doubtful.
- S1E11
Everyone Dies Getting Their Wish
Jan 18, 202448mFour heroes are hired by a dignitary who sends them on a path to meeting a wish-granting entity. Wishes DO come true, but not always the way you expect, especially when they're on Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill!
S1E12Everyone Dies. Again.
Jan 25, 202448mFour valiant heroes are all that stand between the Dragon Queen's hordes and their cities destruction. Can they hold back wave after wave of draconic destruction? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)
- S1E13
Everyone Dies at the Circus
Feb 1, 202448mOur heroes must infiltrate the circus. Will their performances allow them to escape the Big Top alive?
- S1E14
Everyone Dies in Barovia
Feb 8, 202448mFour adventurers bent on revenge enter the mists of Barovia to confront Strahd von Zarovich. Will they succeed? Mwah-hah-hah-hah. Foolish mortals, this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)
- S1E15
Everyone Dies in a Haunted House
Feb 15, 202448mFour ghost-hunting heroes explore a haunted house. Can the brave of heart overcome the evil undead? Or is this an episode of Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)
- S1E16
Everyone Dies at the Temple of Lathander
Feb 22, 202448mFour desperate criminals attempt a daring heist. Can they steal enough gold to save their own skins? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)
- S1E17
Everyone Dies Near a Hole
Feb 29, 202448mFour heroes are given the quest of slowing down the Tarrasque. Will they succeed? Signs point to no, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)
- S1E18
Everyone Dies in Wildspace
Mar 7, 202448mFour intrepid spelljammers come across a derelict ship floating in Wildspace. Can they save their crew before a sinister evil destroys them all? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)
- S1E19
Everyone Dies at a Resurrection
Mar 14, 202448mFour family members try to recover a lost loved one with a dubious magical artifact. Will they get out of their deal with the Demon Lord and save their own souls? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)
- S1E20
Everyone Dies Eating Mushrooms
Mar 21, 202448mFour adventurers find themselves magically transported to a Feywild beset by a terrible creature. Can they discover the cause of their fantastical malaise before agents of evil do their worst? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)