Season 1
19 episodes · Jan 31, 2010
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- S1E1
Moving Out
Jan 31, 20101mI get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.
- S1E2
Moving Day
Jan 31, 20101mMy bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.
- S1E3
Bodyguard
Jan 31, 20102mGot legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.
- S1E4
Baby
Jan 31, 20102mI consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.
- S1E5
Baby Daddy
Feb 8, 20102mBodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.
- S1E6
Depressed
Mar 1, 20102mI’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.
S1E9Philip Seymour Hoffman
Mar 13, 20102mI get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.
S1E10Cat
Apr 4, 20101mI decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.
S1E12Extension
Apr 11, 20101mCan I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.
S1E14Crush
Apr 18, 20101mIt’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.
- S1E18
Philip Seymour Hoffman 2
May 3, 20102mIs this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.
