Season 1
13 episodes · Jul 6, 2005
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- S1E1
Episode # 101
Jul 6, 200530mIn the premiere episode, Carlos enlists the help of fellow comic Peter Boyle to read his hate mail, and then he investigates racist road signs.
- S1E2
Episode # 102
Jul 13, 200530mCarlos uncovers the world of ""Desperate Gardeners"" and destroys all of your useless, outdated technology with the help of ""mini-Gallagher.""
- S1E3
Episode # 103
Jul 20, 200530mCarlos “Out the Beaner”, lays down the law with stupid people as “Judge Carlos”, and discovers the last white guy left in the barrio.
- S1E4
Episode # 104
Jul 27, 200530m“Cultural Explorer” Carlos takes a look at West Hollywood’s gay community, and later reveals his new clothing line, “Sean Juan”.
- S1E5
Episode # 105
Aug 3, 200530mCarlos' Supreme Court picks; ``Carlos the Dinosaur'' teaches kids about real life; ``Why Aren't You Working'' questions, where Carlos goes around the town and bugs people that don't have jobs.
- S1E6
Episode # 106
Aug 10, 200530mCarlos and rapper Method Man tackle the ""N word''; Carlos reviews summer movie releases.
- S1E7
Episode # 107
Aug 17, 200530mCarlos explores what women want in a man, with his special guest Gene Simmons. Carlos also redefines holidays, including Father's Day, Easter, Christmas/ Hannukah, and Thanksgiving.
- S1E8
Episode # 108
Aug 24, 200530mCarlos hosts the first ""Dee Dee Dee"" Awards, and with the power of freedom of speech let's anyone say anything.
- S1E9
Episode # 109
Aug 31, 200530mThis episode starts out with Carlos giving some helpful advice about tattoos. Carlos learns to tyalk to animals. We have a segment of the ""Newlymets"". Carlos finishes off the episode with another great segment of ""Why the **** is this News?""
- S1E10
Episode # 110
Sep 7, 200530mThe Wetbacks face off against the Crackers in a Biker Build Off. Carlos goes on a rant about white people being too ""soft"" on their children. Carlos goes to a Renaissance fair. He ends this episode with a set of his ""Badass Back to School"" equipment, and we find out who won the Biker Build Off.
- S1E11
Episode # 111
Sep 14, 200530mCarlos openly proclaims that the American goverment has not been too smart lately with everything that happened with hurricane Katrina. Next, Carlos compares how black and white people do the same things, but what they do are named differently. Carlos has a segment of ""Ask Whitey"", where Asian, black, and Mexican people ask White people questions. Finally, Mariachi Carlos sings songs to various people about how crazy what they're saying is.
- S1E12
Episode # 112
Sep 21, 200530mHigh gas prices are a target this week as Carlos sets out to see what people will do to save money at the pump. Also featured is Carlos’s brother Joseph with his new DVD collection.
- S1E13
Episode # 113
Sep 28, 200530mIn this episode Carlos goes over the first season and picks out the “Best Of” moments. He gets a few visitors from pervious episodes.