Season 1
51 episodes · Apr 26, 2015
300 years ago, Captain LaPoutine and his crew, Armando, Burt, Booli and Spewey tried to steal a princess' tiara, but unfortunately they accidentally stole Poseidon's underwear instead. This angered Poseidon and made him shrink the pirates and imprison them in a bottle. In the present day, The pirates were accidentally released by his younger son, Newt. So Newt decided to take control of the pirates and go on adventures with them.
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S1E1Poseidon or Bust
Apr 26, 201511mNewt and the Pirates must deliver a shiny new statue of Poseidon to its grand unveiling party.
S1E2Finders Keepers
Apr 26, 201511mThe Pirates embark on a mission to return a wallet to an angry Cyclops.
S1E3Little Miss Swordshine
Apr 26, 201511mLaPoutine's great-great-great-great granddaughter turns up claiming ownership of the Pirate Express.
S1E4Ship Wretched
Apr 26, 201511mThe Pirates split into two rival parties in a search for treasure.
S1E5Turkey Leg of Doom
Apr 26, 201511mWhen looking for a giant hairball, Booli ends up taking a mind controlling Turkey Leg
S1E7Enter the Octogod
Apr 26, 201511mNewt and the Crew have to rescue Gordon from octopus worshipping natives.
S1E8Dead Men Wear Plaid
Apr 26, 201511mLaPoutine challenges his rival Captain Skulldidgery to winner-takes-ship race to the edge of the world.
S1E9Bilge Rat Zombies
Apr 26, 201511mOn the eve of an inspection, Newt and the Crew discover they have rats on board.
S1E11Night of the Geminis
Apr 26, 201511mNewt and the Crew ferry Ted the Cyclops and his brutish twin daughters to Poseidon's party.
S1E13All A Bored
Apr 26, 201511mNewt and the Crew are stranded when the god of wind takes a holiday.
S1E14Club Fed
Apr 26, 201511mNewt and the Pirates must recover Poseidon's lost pet Leviathan from a beach resort.
S1E15White Wedding
Apr 26, 201511mArmando ruins the wedding of Newt's brother when he steals the bride's heart.
S1E17Shrieking Violet
Apr 26, 201511mZeus's spoiled daughter decides she wants LaPoutine as her new pet.
S1E18Starboard Struck
Apr 26, 201511mRenowned actor Johnnie Bermuda joins the Crew to prepare for his upcoming role.
S1E20Grill of My Dreams
Apr 26, 201511mNewt regrets firing Booli but struggles to get him back after Poseidon hires him as his new chef.
S1E21Penguin Law
Apr 26, 201511mSpewey faces off with his childhood nemesis to determine the future Emperor of the Penguins.
S1E22Shop 'til You Drop Anchor
Apr 26, 201511mNewt takes the Crew gift shopping for the first time in 300 years.
S1E23Opposites Ahoy
Apr 27, 201511mNewt is transported into an opposite world whilst his opposite arrives in Atlantis.
S1E24Udder Chaos
Apr 27, 201511mNewt and the Crew must replace Poseidon's magical bath milk or he will become powerless!
S1E25Out of Key
Apr 27, 201511mDavy Jones pursues Newt and the Crew to get back his stolen locker key.
S1E26Thumb Wars
Apr 27, 201511mNewt and the Crew rescue Burt after a dragon captures him to use as his thumb.
S1E27One Flew Over the Crow's Nest
Apr 27, 201511mLaPoutine's elaborate ruse to reclaim an old treasure gets him stuck in the Pirate Hospital.
S1E28Game On
Apr 27, 201511mNewt and the Pirates are pitted against Zeus' terrifying beasts at a Gods sports day.
S1E29Licence to Thrill
Apr 28, 201511mNewt has to pass his "drivers" test or risk losing control of the Pirate Express.
S1E30Beast in Show
Apr 28, 201511mNewt and the Pirates are sent to retrieve a part-seahorse part-unicorn to help Poseidon win a "Beast in Show" competition.
S1E31Fine Feathered Fiend
Apr 28, 201511mSpewey is pushed out of the crew by LaPoutine's new pet parrot.
S1E32Lumber Jerk
Apr 28, 201511mNewt and the Pirates rescue a wooden boy who then tries to steal their masthead Nelly.
S1E33Father Time
Apr 28, 201511mLaPoutine steals the God of Time's time travelling scythe in order to change history and the captaincy of the Pirate Express.
S1E34Manure Overload
Apr 28, 201511mNewt and the pirates seek a cure for Armando after the monstrous Medusa turns him to stone.
S1E35No Sea for Old Salts
Apr 29, 201511mNewt hooks up with some famous bad boy celebrity pirates and the Pirate Express crew are left out.
S1E36Sealed Fate
Apr 29, 201511mNewt and the Crew set out to rescue Marie-Celeste from the evil clutches of Skulldidgery.
S1E37Blunder Down Under
Apr 29, 201511mNewt and the Pirates pose as plumbers to rescue Spewey from the Underworld.
S1E38Engaged in Battle
Apr 29, 201511mNewt turns matchmaker when Burt reveals he thinks he has a crush on a mermaid.
S1E39Beggars Can't Be Cruisers
Apr 29, 201511mThe Pirates start a pirate cruise holiday experience in order to loot their guests.
S1E40Voyage of the Edam-ed
Apr 29, 201511mNewt and the Crew get trapped on the cursed Flying Dutchman ship.
S1E41Greeced Lightning
Apr 30, 201511mNewt and LaPoutine accidentally swap bodies after being struck by Zeus' lightening bolts right before family portrait day.
S1E42The Godd Couple
Apr 30, 201511mNewt and the Crew are forced to babysit Hades' giant three-headed guard-dog Cerberus.
S1E43Gordon's Fish Tale
Apr 30, 201511mNewt and the Crew help Gordon maintain the ruse that he is King of the Oceans when his mother comes to visit.
S1E44Love on the Rocks
Apr 30, 201511mNewt tries to help his Poseidon's flagging pop career but Davey Jones has other ideas.
S1E45Malaise of the One Eye
Apr 30, 201511mNewt and the Crew break Poseidon's trident and make a deal with his enemy, the Cyclops, to fix it.
S1E46The Future Is Now
Apr 30, 201511mThe Pirates are duped into buying a 'magic' spyglass that they believe foresees their future.
S1E47Booty Camp
Apr 30, 201511mPoseidon thinks Newt needs to toughen up so sends him to a bootcamp run by Ares, the God of War.
S1E48Put Another Captain's Log on the Fire
Apr 30, 201511mNewt is about to be appointed the permanent captain of the Pirate Express, but his Crew have other ideas.
S1E49Booty Nights
Apr 30, 201511mNewt and the Pirates are framed and sent to jail for a robbery they didn't commit.
S1E50Fountain of Misspent Youth
Apr 30, 201511mThe Pirates become babies after falling into the fountain of youth.
S1E51Jungle Booty
Apr 30, 201522mNewt and the Crew embark on a mission to find Eldorado, the long lost city of gold. / Newt and the Crew save Eldorado from Skulldidgery and his thieving band of skeletons!