Off Centre

Season 1

21 episodes · Oct 14, 2001

0/21 watched

Swipe a row to mark watched · long-press to mark up to there

  • Let's Meet Mike and Euan
    S1E1

    Let's Meet Mike and Euan

    Oct 14, 200130m

    Neurotic Everyman Mike is baffled by the amazing success enjoyed by hyperconfident womanizer Euan. In the opener, the polar-opposite pals move into a posh New York City apartment building complete with celebrities, including rather uptight rapper Status Quo and supermodel Vee, whose bodily functions eclipse her beauty. All is well in the new digs until Euan invites Mike's girlfriend, Liz, to move in with them.

    Reviews
  • Feeling Shellfish
    S1E2

    Feeling Shellfish

    Oct 21, 200130m

    When Mike and then Liz contract a certain sexually transmitted condition, Mike blames the assumed originator Euan. The irritating malady hampers both Mike and Liz's anniversary dinner and Euan's date with a friend from college.

    Reviews
  • A Stroke of Genius
    S1E3

    A Stroke of Genius

    Oct 28, 200130m

    Liza finds out about Mike's stash of adult videos and is surprisingly okay with it and even offers to watch some with him. But the sexy adventure in cinema turns out to be a bit of a let-down for Mike. Euan, meanwhile, endeavors to impress his incredibly jaded girlfriend.

    Reviews
  • Trust Me or Don't Trust Me
    S1E4

    Trust Me or Don't Trust Me

    Nov 4, 200130m

    On a night out with Chau and Euan, Mike repeatedly rejects women in favor of being faithful to Liz, who ends up kissing an old flame during the same evening. Chau gets angry at Euan for constantly stealing prospective dates.

    Reviews
  • Euan's Brush With Love
    S1E5

    Euan's Brush With Love

    Nov 11, 200130m

    Euan's quest to find a steady girlfriend lands him Ginger, an artist who Mike believes is taking Euan for all he's worth. Meanwhile, Liz proves to Mike that her revealing clothing makes him uncomfortable.

    Reviews
  • A Cute Triangle
    S1E6

    A Cute Triangle

    Nov 18, 200130m

    When Liz and her wild, flirty friend stay at the apartment for the weekend, Mike hopes for a ménage à trois. Euan, who has resolved to remain celibate with his current girlfriend, serves as Mike's mentor.

    Reviews
  • Swing Time
    S1E7

    Swing Time

    Nov 25, 200130m

    Mike's strange parents visit, allowing Mike to finally bond with his erstwhile, emotionally distant father. Unfortunately, Euan finds Mr. Platt in a compromising position with another woman.

    Reviews
  • Money or Brother Can You Spare a Ski Trip
    S1E8

    Money or Brother Can You Spare a Ski Trip

    Dec 9, 200130m

    Finding it difficult to keep up with the incredibly successful Euan, Mike tries to solve his money woes by taking on a second job at Chau's restaurant. Euan offers to help, but Mike refuses any more financial aid from his roommate.

    Reviews
  • Marathon Man
    S1E9

    Marathon Man

    Jan 6, 200230m

    After a co-worker spreads a rumor that he's gay, Euan is troubled upon learning that people don't have a hard time believing it. Mike, meanwhile, is overjoyed upon meeting Liz's unexpectedly unimpressive ex-boyfriend.

    Reviews
  • Guy Gone Wild
    S1E10

    Guy Gone Wild

    Jan 13, 200230m

    After Mike learns of Liz's wild past, he decides to make up for lost time by doing the crazy things he missed out on when he was younger.

    Reviews
  • The Good, the Bad and the Lazy
    S1E11

    The Good, the Bad and the Lazy

    Jan 20, 200230m

    In dire need of a job he actually enjoys, Mike seeks advice from a decidedly unreliable career counselor. Euan, meanwhile, concentrates his efforts on trying to win over their new neighbor, a B-movie actress.

    Reviews
  • Gas Crisis
    S1E12

    Gas Crisis

    Jan 27, 200230m

    Mike's increasing comfort level with Liz leads him to engage in behavior she doesn't entirely welcome. Meanwhile, Euan resolves to avoid a woman who routinely shows up in his life to break his heart; and Status Quo works on new song lyrics with Chau.

    Reviews
  • Why Chau Lives Alone
    S1E13

    Why Chau Lives Alone

    Feb 10, 200230m

    Sick of living with Euan, Mike decides to stay at Lauren's for a while. As revenge, Eaun invites Chau to live in Mike's room. The unlikely duo get along well, until Chau's behavior gets out of hand.

    Reviews
  • Mission Im-posse-ble
    S1E14

    Mission Im-posse-ble

    Feb 17, 200230m

    After Mike and Euan point out that his ""posse"" is a bunch of yes-men, Status Quo fires them and invites his neighbors to hang with him. Unfortunately, he treats Euan more like a slave than a friend.

    Reviews
  • Faking the Band
    S1E15

    Faking the Band

    Feb 24, 200230m

    In order to get women to notice them more, Chau and Euan pretend to be in a rock band; Mike irks Liz when he drunkenly proposes marriage and then forgets all about it.

    Reviews
  • Hear No Evil, See No Package
    S1E16

    Hear No Evil, See No Package

    Mar 3, 200230m

    Mike and Chau start going to a gym where a lot of nude men hang out; Euan dates Liz's deaf friend, who turns out to be less friendly than anyone realizes.

    Reviews
  • The Backup
    S1E17

    The Backup

    Mar 31, 200230m

    Mike tells Euan to stay away from an attractive visiting friend, explaining that she is his ""backup girl,"" should things not work out with Liz. Meanwhile, Chau pulls out all the stops to try to win a contest for a big-screen TV.

    Reviews
  • Mike & Liz & Chau & Jordan
    S1E18

    Mike & Liz & Chau & Jordan

    Apr 7, 200230m

    Liz sets Chau up with her equally bizarre roommate, creating a romance more ridiculous than anyone could have imagined. Meanwhile, Euan lies about his age in order to date 45-year-old woman.

    Reviews
  • Addicted To Love
    S1E19

    Addicted To Love

    Apr 14, 200230m

    Chau's new girlfriend is a hazard to his health---she keeps getting him beaten up by strangers. Meanwhile, irresponsible dog-sitters Mike, Euan and Liz watch Status Quo's treasured canine.

    Reviews
  • The Unkindest Cut
    S1E20

    The Unkindest Cut

    Apr 21, 200230m

    Mike and Chau mock Euan because he has a foreskin. This prompts Euan to consult a urologist, Dr. Barry Wasserman, who has a bizarre sense of penis humor, for circumcision.

    Reviews
  • Diddler on the Roof
    S1E21

    Diddler on the Roof

    May 19, 200230m

    Euan gets sucked into the drama of MTV's ""The Real World"" when he hooks up with a insipid cast member and fears she will bad mouth him to millions of women if he dumps her, so he schemes to have Chau steal her instead. Meanwhile, Mike lands his dream job doing sound for porn movies, but things turn dicey when he thinks Liz is hooking up with Status while he works nights, and the movies turn to guy-on-guy.

    Reviews