Season 1
24 episodes · Sep 22, 2003
Bachelor Charlie Harper’s carefree life is turned upside down when his uptight brother Alan and nephew Jake move in, sparking chaos and comedy in Malibu.
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S1E1Pilot
Sep 22, 200323mCarefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.
S1E2Big Flappy Bastards
Sep 29, 200321mDespite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.
S1E3Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Oct 6, 200321mJake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.
S1E4If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Oct 13, 200321mCharlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.
S1E5The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
Oct 20, 200319mAlan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.
S1E6Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Oct 27, 200321mThe guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.
S1E7If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Nov 3, 200321mJudith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.
S1E8Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Nov 10, 200319mAlan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.
S1E9Phase One, Complete
Nov 17, 200321mCharlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.
S1E10Merry Thanksgiving
Nov 24, 200321mRealizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him.
S1E11Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Dec 15, 200320mWhen Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image.
S1E12Camel Filters and Pheromones
Jan 5, 200421mBerta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.
S1E13Sarah Like Puny Alan
Jan 12, 200420mCharlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time.
S1E14I Can't Afford Hyenas
Feb 2, 200421mCharlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.
S1E15Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Feb 9, 200421mCharlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.
S1E16That Was Saliva, Alan
Feb 16, 200421mCharlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.
S1E17Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Feb 23, 200420mCharlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.
S1E18An Old Flame with a New Wick
Mar 1, 200421mCharlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.
S1E19I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Mar 22, 200419mJudith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.
S1E20Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Apr 19, 200421mJake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.
S1E21No Sniffing, No Wowing
May 3, 200421mCharlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.
S1E22My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
May 10, 200421mWhen Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.
S1E23Just Like Buffalo
May 17, 200421mWhen Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.
S1E24Can You Feel My Finger?
May 24, 200421mCharlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas.