Season 7
22 episodes · Sep 21, 2009
Charlie's romantic past catches up to him, Alan's financial woes deepen, and Jake's teenage years bring a new level of mischief and mayhem.
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S7E1818-JKLPUZO
Sep 21, 200921mCharlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
S7E2Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Sep 28, 200920mWhen Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
S7E3Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Oct 5, 200919mAlan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
S7E4Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Oct 12, 200920mAlan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
S7E5For the Sake of the Child
Oct 19, 200921mJake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
S7E6Give Me Your Thumb
Nov 2, 200920mAlan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
S7E7Untainted by Filth
Nov 9, 200922mAlan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
S7E8Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Nov 16, 200920mWhile overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
S7E9Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Nov 23, 200921mWhile Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
S7E10That's Why They Call It "Ball Room"
Dec 7, 200920mChelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.
S7E11Warning, It's Dirty
Dec 14, 200919mJake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.
S7E12Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jan 11, 201022mJake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
S7E13Yay, No Polyps!
Jan 18, 201020mCharlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
S7E14Crude and Uncalled For
Feb 1, 201021mCharlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
S7E15Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
Feb 8, 201022mChelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
S7E16Tinkle Like a Princess
Mar 1, 201021mCharlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
S7E17I Found Your Moustache
Mar 8, 201021mCharlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
S7E18Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Mar 22, 201021mCharlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
S7E19Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Apr 12, 201018mAlan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
S7E20I Called Him Magoo
May 10, 201021mAlan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
S7E21Gumby with a Pokey
May 17, 201021mCharlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
S7E22This Is Not Gonna End Well
May 24, 201021mCharlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.