Season 2
24 episodes · Sep 12, 1989
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S2E1Inherit the Wind
Sep 12, 198923mRoseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.
S2E2The Little Sister
Sep 19, 198923mJackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.
S2E3Guilt by Disassociation
Sep 26, 198923mInexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.
S2E4Somebody Stole My Gal
Oct 3, 198923mAfter a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship.
S2E5House of Grown-Ups
Oct 10, 198923mRoseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party.
S2E6Five of a Kind
Oct 24, 198923mA kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.
S2E7BOO!
Oct 31, 198923mThe Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.
S2E8Sweet Dreams
Nov 7, 198923mRoseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.
S2E9We Gather Together
Nov 21, 198923mOn Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.
S2E10Brain-Dead Poets Society
Nov 28, 198923mDarlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.
S2E11Lobocop
Dec 5, 198923mWhen Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.
S2E13Chicken Hearts
Jan 2, 199023mRoseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.
S2E14One for the Road
Jan 9, 199023mWhen the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.
S2E15An Officer and a Gentleman
Jan 23, 199023mWhen Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.
S2E16Born to Be Wild
Jan 30, 199023mRoseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.
S2E17Hair
Feb 6, 199023mRoseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.
S2E18I'm Hungry
Feb 13, 199023mDan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.
S2E19All of Me
Feb 20, 199023mRoseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.
S2E20To Tell the Truth
Feb 27, 199023mRoseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.
S2E21Fender Bender
Mar 20, 199023mRoseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.
S2E22April Fool's Day
Apr 10, 199023mOn April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.
S2E23Fathers and Daughters
May 1, 199023mIn an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.
S2E24Happy Birthday
May 8, 199023mRoseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.