Season 3
25 episodes · Sep 18, 1990
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S3E1The Test
Sep 18, 199023mBecky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.
S3E2Friends and Relatives
Sep 25, 199023mLending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.
S3E3Like, a Virgin
Oct 2, 199023mRoseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk", unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.
S3E4Like, a New Job
Oct 9, 199023mDespite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.
S3E5Goodbye, Mr. Right
Oct 16, 199023mAfter Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under D.J.'s bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.
S3E7Trick or Treat
Oct 30, 199023mRoseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.
S3E8PMS, I Love You
Nov 6, 199023mRoseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.
S3E9Bird is the Word
Nov 13, 199023mBecky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo which makes her suddenly popular at school, but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.
S3E10Dream Lover
Nov 27, 199023mDan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.
S3E11Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?
Dec 4, 199023mSince the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.
S3E12Confessions
Dec 18, 199023mAn angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.
S3E13The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
Jan 8, 199123mDan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.
S3E14The Wedding
Jan 15, 199123mAgainst Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.
S3E15Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Jan 22, 199123mBecky runs away from home to live with Jackie.
S3E16Home-Ec
Feb 5, 199123mDarlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.
S3E17Valentine's Day
Feb 12, 199123mRoseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.
S3E18Communicable Theater
Feb 19, 199123mRoseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.
S3E19Vegas Interruptus
Feb 26, 199123mRoseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.
S3E20Her Boyfriend's Back
Mar 12, 199123mFrustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend, Mark, borrow Dan's treasured motorcycle against his orders.
S3E21Troubles with the Rubbles
Mar 26, 199123mThe new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.
S3E22Second Time Around
Apr 2, 199123mRoseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids.
S3E23Dances with Darlene
Apr 30, 199123mRoseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills.
S3E24Scenes from a Barbecue
May 7, 199123mThe Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.
S3E25The Pied Piper of Lanford
May 14, 199123mDan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.