Season 5
25 episodes · Sep 15, 1992
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S5E1Terms of Estrangement (1)
Sep 15, 199223mRoseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.
S5E2Terms of Estrangement (2)
Sep 22, 199223mBecky and Mark return to say goodbye before moving away.
S5E3The Dark Ages
Sep 29, 199223mThe power company cuts off the Conners' power. Dan and Roseanne must look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night in her room.
S5E4Mommy Nearest
Oct 6, 199223mRoseanne and Jackie are stunned when their mother announces she is moving to Lanford; Jackie agonizes over dating Fisher, a perfect, but much, much younger man.
S5E5Pretty in Black
Oct 13, 199223mRoseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet sixteen party, then sends her off to her friends while the adults enjoy the festivities, which include a game of Truth or Dare; the Tildens move in next door; Darlene dyes her hair black to make Roseanne mad, but is shocked when Roseanne reacts differently.
S5E6Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places
Oct 20, 199223mDenied a loan to open the restaurant, Roseanne must turn to her mother; Darlene catches D.J. peeping at neighbor Molly.
S5E7Halloween IV
Oct 27, 199223mRoseanne sends everyone to a party while she stays home -- and is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present, and future.
S5E8Ladies' Choice
Nov 10, 199223mNancy takes Roseanne and Jackie by surprise with the announcement that she and Marla are gay lovers; Bev announces she is moving into a Lanford retirement center, which leaves Roseanne feeling over the hill.
S5E9Stand on Your Man
Nov 17, 199223mThe Lunch Box welcomes its first customers, including a weirdo whose presence sends the gals to a self-defense class. Meanwhile, Arnie questions his own manhood after hearing that Nancy is gay.
S5E10Good Girls, Bad Girls
Nov 24, 199223mRoseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go to a rock concert in nearby Rockford with Molly -- who abandons her.
S5E11Of Ice and Men
Dec 1, 199223mD.J. decides to take up hockey and becomes the terror of the rink; Roseanne meddles to reunite Jackie and Fisher.
S5E12It's No Place Like Home for the Holidays
Dec 15, 199223mA Christmas Eve snowstorm scatters the Connors, with Roseanne and Jackie trapped at the Luch Box with Bev and Nana Mary, while Darlene takes shelter at David's and learns the truth about his home life.
S5E13Crime and Punishment (1)
Jan 5, 199323mDan disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school-- Darlene's comic book. Dan reacts strongly when Roseanne discovers that Fisher has beaten Jackie.
S5E14War and Peace (2)
Jan 12, 199323mDan returns home to rampart rumors about his behavior, while Roseanne urges a dazed Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend.
S5E15Lanford Daze
Jan 26, 199323mDarlene does NOT serve meat at the counter. She is forced to work there by Roseanne, but out of principal, will not serve the meat. That was her whole point
S5E16Wait Till Your Father Gets Home
Feb 9, 199323mThe death of their father finds Jackie blubbering, but Roseanne angry -- and sharing a drink with the "other woman" in his life.
S5E17First Cousin, Twice Removed
Feb 16, 199323mA wealthy and successful cousin whom Roseanne hasn't seen in 25 years comes to bury the hachet, and encourages Darlene to leave home.
S5E18Lose a Job, Winnebago
Feb 23, 199323mThe Conners and the Tildens travel to California in a motor home, with Dan pondering his future and Ty contemplating Jackie.
S5E19It's a Boy!
Mar 2, 199323mRoseanne wants Darlene's boyfriend, David, to move in with them, but Dan refuses to allow it.
S5E20It was Twenty Years Ago Today
Mar 9, 199323mFor their anniversary, Roseanne poses in a sexy photo for Dan, while he moonlights at a big-and-tall men's store to pay for his present for her.
S5E21Playing with Matches
Mar 23, 199323mDarlene wants nothing to do with David after Molly kisses him; and a new friend puts a smile on Bev's face.
S5E22Promises, Promises
Apr 6, 199323mDarlene springs a prom-night surprise on David: she has rented a motel room. Meanwhile, Dan is reluctant to share with Roseanne his plans for a new business.
S5E23Glengarry, Glen Rosey
May 4, 199323mRoseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their new partner, Roger, skips town.
S5E24Tooth or Consequences
May 11, 199323mDan realizes that he needs a steady job to take care of his family when he accidentally knocks out one of Roseanne's teeth on the day she is to meet with a health inspector (who turns out to be Leon); Darlene is accepted to art school but David is rejected.
S5E25Daughters and Other Strangers
May 18, 199323mRoseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; new neighbor George befriends D.J.