Season 8
25 episodes · Sep 19, 1995
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S8E1Shower the People You Love with Stuff
Sep 19, 199523mHostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.
S8E2Let Them Eat Junk
Sep 26, 199523mJackie chews out Roseanne for feeding baby Andy junk food; D.J. spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan tick after Dan becomes upset to discover D.J.'s only photo of him shows him sitting drinking beer -- pretty much what makes him tick.
S8E3Roseanne in the Hood
Oct 17, 199523mRoseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new, more posh eatery -- complete with a salad bar and a drive-through window -- opens up across from the Lunch Box.
S8E4The Last Date
Oct 24, 199523mThe temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out on the town for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born.
S8E5Halloween: the Final Chapter
Oct 31, 199523mRoseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls" on Halloween, when an Ouija board sending a message from "The Dead" portends an unexpected event: she's in labor.
S8E6The Fifties Show
Nov 7, 199523mThe Conners find themselves going back in time in this spoof of 1950s sitcoms (shot mostly in black and white): Roseanne's a fussy housewife, Dan is a hapless businessman stewing over "the Anderson account," and Jackie's the wacky neighbor.
S8E7The Getaway, Almost
Nov 14, 199523mRoseanne and Jackie's shopping trip with the baby becomes an outing a la Thelma and Louise after they give a lift to a rebellious teen, then force a trucker off the road.
S8E8The Last Thursday in November
Nov 21, 199523mWhen D.J.'s teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist-- and offends many of the parents, but not the Conners.
S8E9Of Mice and Dan
Nov 28, 199523mWith his old band mate performing in town, Dan's got the blues. Seems he regrets giving up his youthful dreams to settle down with Roseanne.
S8E10Direct to Video
Dec 5, 199523mWhile Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find old love letters of Dan and Roseanne's; D.J. gets upset when he finds his parents did not fill out his baby book; and Mark cooks dinner for the Conner clan.
S8E11December Bride
Dec 12, 199523mChristmas for the Conners bring more than the usual holiday cheer and festivities, it also brings a wedding -- for Leon and Scott.
S8E12The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract
Jan 2, 199623mDid someone say food fight? That's what Roseanne and Jackie's stint offering samples at a supermarket turns into when Jackie outsells her sister.
S8E13The White Sheep of the Family
Jan 9, 199623mD.J. inherits $500 in his great aunt Harriet's will (because he was the only member of the family she never met) and blows half of it on a trombone to impress a girl who plays tuba in the school band. Meanwhile, Darlene alienates everyone by mentioning that she has turned down a $500/week job in advertising, an entry level position that would pay her more than both her parents earn.
S8E14Becky Howser, M.D.
Jan 16, 199623mRoseanne advises an unhappy Becky to change her life -- not realizing that Mark doesn't share his wife's eagerness for change, so Becky intends to change her marriage.
S8E15Out of the Past
Feb 6, 199623mWhile Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, Dan and his pals reluctantly play poker with Leon and Scott.
S8E16Construction Junction
Feb 13, 199623mDan weighs the merits of giving up his boring garage job for a new construction endeavor with his pals; Jackie surfs the internet and becomes addicted.
S8E17We're Going to Disney World (1)
Feb 20, 199623mThe family goes hog wild with excitement -- and with plans to travel to Disney World -- when Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lanford City Garage.
S8E18Disney World War II (2)
Feb 27, 199623mFireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World, when Darlene finds she's actually happy in the presence of Winnie the Pooh.
S8E19Springtime for David
Mar 12, 199623mDavid moves out after getting a job at a theme park known as "the happiest place in Illinois," where he's soon transformed into an ultra-perky worker with an eerie smile.
S8E20Another Mouth to Shut Up
Mar 26, 199623mJust weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene drops a proposal -- and a surprise announcement: she's pregnant -- on David, whose major life changes seem to be happening all in one day.
S8E21Morning Becomes Obnoxious
Apr 9, 199623mAfter an impromptu interview at the diner goes spectacularly well, Roseanne prepares to "Wake Up Chicago" on a morning TV talk show as a news commentator with a unique and "opinionated blue-collar outlook" -- and with Jackie as her manager.
S8E22Ballroom Blitz
Apr 30, 199623mBev's smitten with her passionate ballroom-dance instructor -- until a drama unfolds on the dance floor when he starts flirting with the newly divorced Jackie.
S8E23The Wedding
May 7, 199623mDarlene's wedding day brings unexpected tears, joy and tenderness as Dan is finally able to express his love to Darlene and the young couple's wedding vows bring Roseanne to tears.
S8E24Heart & Soul
May 14, 199623mRoseanne's brave and witty front masks her fears after Dan suffers a heart attack during Darlene's wedding reception.
S8E25Fights and Stuff
May 21, 199623mDan returns home from hospital with orders from the doctor for a new diet regime -- and strict orders from Roseanne about changing his lifestyle.