Season 3
13 episodes · Mar 2, 2009
The third season of the American television comedy series Rules of Engagement premiered as a mid-season entry on March 2, 2009 and concluded on May 18, 2009. It consists of 13 episodes, each running approximately 22 minutes in length. CBS broadcast the third season at 9:30 pm in the United States.
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S3E1Russell's Secret
Mar 2, 200921mAudrey discovers that Russell is really a closet Broadway-musical fan, and uses this knowledge to her advantage by blackmailing him for tickets. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer decide to take dancing lessons.
S3E2Voluntary Commitment
Mar 9, 200921mAudrey has to keep her bet to Jeff by finishing what she starts. We meet Russell's new assistant.
S3E3Jeff's New Friend
Mar 16, 200921mJeff learns a fact about a friend he just met at the gym and Russell has doubts about the family history of a new girlfriend.
S3E4Dad's Visit
Mar 23, 200921mJeff's father arrives after spraining his ankle and expects Audrey to wait on him hand and foot while he recooperates. Meanwhile, Russell begins to regret a one-night stand after she won't leave his apartment.
S3E5Lyin' King
Mar 30, 200921mJeff and Audrey are invited to dinner with Jennifer and Adam, but tell a lie so they can attend a better bash that evening. Russell also attends the same party and manages to offend former NFL great, Jerry Rice.
S3E6Poaching Timmy
Apr 13, 200921mWhen Timmy gets tired of Russell's demands and Audrey gets fed up with her terrible assistant, the two work together to find a solution. Meanwhile, Jeff's supersition gets the best of him as he tries to recreate the exact conditions of the Giants' win.
S3E7Old Timer's Day
Apr 20, 200921mAfter being harrassed for falling asleep during a movie, Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that he's still young by inviting her to his softball game.
S3E8Twice
Apr 27, 200921mFrustrated over the attention a pregnant co-worker is getting, Audrey pretends she too is pregnant in order to get special treatment.
S3E9The Challenge
May 4, 200921mRussell issues a competition between the guys to see who can convince their partners to engage in sex more easily.
S3E10Family Style
May 11, 200921mJeff doesn't get any dinner after someone else eats it before Jeff does now he has to keep quiet about it.
S3E11May Divorce Be with You
May 13, 200921mAudrey makes a bad mistake after a friend, whose marriage is falling a part is doing something bad when he hugs people.
S3E12House Money
May 18, 200921mAudrey convinces Jeff to go out on the town and do something exciting after making a profit from the sale of his car. After the lavish night has finished, she regrets the decision after finding out they spent much more than he made.
S3E13Sex Toy Story
May 18, 200921mAfter Jennifer hosts a party, Jeff wonders if he and Audrey are missing out on something in their personal life.