The First Guy

2019

13 episodes · Feb 7, 2019

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  • The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime
    S2E1

    The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime

    Feb 7, 20192m

    Why can't I just take anything I want though?

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  • The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction
    S2E2

    The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction

    Apr 10, 20191m

    Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!

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  • The First Guy To Ever Have A Name
    S2E3

    The First Guy To Ever Have A Name

    Jun 2, 20193m

    Hey person, what's your sound?

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  • The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan
    S2E4

    The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan

    Jul 7, 20192m

    Heyyyyyy I like that noise you made.

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  • The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat
    S2E5

    The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat

    Jul 31, 20194m

    This video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.

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  • The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone
    S2E6

    The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone

    Aug 12, 20193m

    He who does the painful hand thing holds the ultimate power.

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  • The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself
    S2E7

    The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself

    Sep 2, 20195m

    I'm gonna smell like flowers.

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  • The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist
    S2E8

    The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist

    Sep 11, 20196m

    Hey good news I moved a bunch of colours around on some paper and now it kind of looks like you.

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  • The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial
    S2E9

    The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial

    Oct 4, 20196m
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  • The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume
    S2E10

    The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume

    Oct 31, 20193m

    It's fun to pretend like you're not yourself for a little bit!

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  • The First Guy To Ever Dream
    S2E11

    The First Guy To Ever Dream

    Nov 16, 20196m

    I hallucinated about you while I was asleep and now I'm mad at you.

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  • The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas
    S2E12

    The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas

    Dec 13, 20194m

    Christmas is the great time of year when an old man breaks in and leaves you stuff because it's someone's birthday (but not yours)

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  • The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone
    S2E13

    The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone

    Dec 27, 20195m
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