The News Tank

Season 1

34 episodes · Jan 16, 2018

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  • S1E1

    Episode 1#1 Pilot

    Jan 16, 2018

    The News Tank is a weekly news show where the anchors get drunk and tell the news. But not just any news, only the fun, silly, wacky news that everyone loves to hear about, but no one covers. So grab a drink and get in the tank with us.

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  • S1E2

    Year in Review

    Jan 23, 2018

    We had beers for the football game, but for reporting the news we need something stronger. Tune in to episode 2 tomorrow as we tackle our 2017 year end review.

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  • S1E3

    DACA Deal, Border Wall, & Nutella!

    Jan 30, 2018

    DACA Deal, Border Wall, & Nutella!

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  • S1E4

    Stray Dogs

    Feb 6, 2018

    Woman on the street. Stray dogs.

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  • S1E5

    Worms, Vagina Wigs, & Russian Bots!

    Feb 13, 2018

    Eye worms and vagina wigs.

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  • S1E6

    Working Women, Lady Doritos, & Women's Intuition

    Feb 27, 2018

    Ladies, feelings, flowers and estrogen.

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  • S1E7

    Is it a Bot or not?

    Mar 6, 2018

    Is it a bot or not? Lane Marinosh puts his heart on the line to find out.

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  • S1E8

    Muscle Mass, Instapot, & Cashews!

    Mar 13, 2018

    So much weird news with drunk people.

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  • S1E9

    Climate Change, Grumpy Cat, & Buttholes!

    Mar 20, 2018

    That's my opinion and I'm not sorry about it.

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  • S1E10

    Surprise News!

    Mar 27, 2018

    Surprise news!. That's my opinion and I'm not sorry about it.

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  • S1E11

    Cheetahs, Hockey, & Happiness!

    Apr 3, 2018

    Cheetahs, Hockey, & Happiness!

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  • S1E12

    Coffee Warnings, New Words, & Name Handles!

    Apr 10, 2018

    Join us for weird news reported while drinking responsibly.

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  • S1E13

    The Rant!

    Apr 17, 2018

    New segment today. Leena rants her little heart out. About what you ask? Well you'll just have to watch and find out. Give us a like, share, or comment if you want to see more "Rants" on our show.

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  • S1E14

    Bloopers!

    Apr 24, 2018

    The news is a tough pill to swallow these days. The News Tank wants to bring you something different. Still real news, just news that's a hop, skip or jump outside the mainstream media. And with booze on top.

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  • S1E15

    Ed Balls, Cry Closet, & Poop Trains!

    May 1, 2018

    So many great co-hosts helping us tell the stories you really wanna hear about, cause who needs more of that depressing poop.

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  • S1E16

    Salty Siri, Drinking, & Standing Health

    May 8, 2018

    Jerry Anderson Willow joins Leena Sherna on The News Tank. Jerry brings a level of news reporting that has Leena on her toes, it's quite entertaining.

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  • S1E17

    The Rant #2!

    May 15, 2018

    Are you tired of being told what new fashion item is THE THING you need to be trendy and cool with the crowd? So is Leena and she isn't holding back.

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  • S1E18

    Happy Memorial Day!

    May 22, 2018

    We'll see y'all next week. Happy early Memorial Day. Thank you to all that served for our country.

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  • S1E19

    Evictions, Pee Stories, & Damp Socks!

    May 29, 2018

    Mitchell Curvey is back and thrilled to tell you what's in the tank today. And Leena will let you know how to share your "peed yourself" story.

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  • S1E20

    Prison Problems, Types of Doctors, & Octopuses!

    Jun 5, 2018

    This week's tank covers a range of stories. These are real news stories you can surprise your friends with in conversation or an opener at a party. You're welcome.

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  • S1E21

    Graduation Cakes, Pageants, & Masturbation!

    Jun 12, 2018

    Meeya and Leena fill you in on some saucy stories this week. Like and share cause this week's tank is full.

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  • S1E22

    Benedict Cumberbatch, Belly Fat, & Relics

    Jun 19, 2018

    It's a feel good Benedict Cumberbatch story, belly fat news and a little something to make you feel old. Leena seems to think Benedict Cumberbatch has been asking us to be on the show.

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  • S1E23

    Alcohol, Phone Addiction, & Harry Potter!

    Jun 26, 2018

    Apparently, you're supposed to slow down on your alcohol intake as you get older, but Leena and Allie are only in their 30s so they're not worried.

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  • S1E24

    4th of July Fun Facts!

    Jul 3, 2018

    We got into the Fourth of July spirits here in the tank to deliver some facts about Independence Day.

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  • S1E25

    Time for a RANT!

    Jul 10, 2018

    It's TIME for a rant, and do you know how we know? Because our clock has actual numbers on it!!. Are you Team Mitchell or Team Leena?

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  • S1E26

    A Snake for Every Finger!

    Jul 17, 2018

    We're reporting on stories 10 to 30 feet long, including a man in Virgina Beach who found a Ball Python in his toilet and some grooming tips from a gentleman in Pune, India.

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  • S1E27

    Mary Poppins Vagina, Mummy Juice, & Brady Bunch

    Jul 24, 2018

    You don't wanna miss hard hitting stories like Mary Poppins vaginas and Mummy Juice. Only the best delivered every week to you.

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  • S1E28

    Jim Bean & Cows are Good!

    Jul 31, 2018

    We're here with some weird alcohol news among other things. Bess is a little tipsy, which means she's PERFECT for a News Tank anchor. A Tanchor? It'll catch on.

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  • S1E29

    Rogue Rental Goats & Cookie Sized Nuggets!

    Aug 7, 2018

    If stories about pooping on scooters or hiding gold nuggets in your bum-bum appeal to you, then get ready for a doozy of a News Tank.

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  • S1E30

    Peeing in the Streets of Paris & Dehydration

    Aug 14, 2018

    Fill up your tank on this beautiful "Tanked Tuesday!" We've got news about Rubiks Cubes, men legally relieving themselves on the streets of Paris, and more.

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  • S1E31

    I Am Kevin!

    Aug 21, 2018

    This week in the Tank we're a little appalled about some people's sexual health. We might even have our condoms made.

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  • S1E32

    Can I Borrow Your Shed?

    Aug 28, 2018

    Listen, we talk about butt holes a lot, AND vaginas, so maybe this is a little NSFW? But we just want you to know, your vagina is perfect just the way it is.

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  • S1E33

    Drugs, Octopuses, Octopuses ON drugs, and Coffins!

    Sep 4, 2018

    Suction Cups out. If you watch, you'll find out what that means!.

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  • S1E34

    Finale!

    Sep 11, 2018

    The news is a tough pill to swallow these days. The News Tank wants to bring you something different. Still real news, just news that's a hop, skip or jump outside the mainstream media. And with booze on top.

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