Season 1
13 episodes · Mar 28, 2025
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S1E1The Kings of Donair
Mar 28, 202523mRicky and Randy battle it out to make the best donair dish. Will cheesy spaghetti or fluffy omelette get their balls tingling? Grab some beef, hash, and a drill, and get ready to get COOKED.
S1E2French Fries the Right Way
Apr 4, 202524mRicky's learnt a lot about cooking French fries since he burned down Ray's trailer. Get cooked on how to fry the perfect potato, and poutine it up five delicious ways. Randy also does something with a cock of pepperoni.
S1E3Friggin' Egg Roll Heaven
Apr 11, 202525mThe SwearNet dicks got Ricky a fancy professional fryer - before he burned the whole fuckin’ kitchen down with his grease pan! First to sizzle in the hot oil: a bunch of killer egg rolls, and a savoury 'treat' for Randy!
S1E4An Excellent Amount Of Egg Rolls
Apr 18, 202523mRicky and Randy get stuffed in part two of their epic egg roll odyssey! Just one fuckin\' problem: Ricky is totally COOKED on weed drinks! Can Randy save the day with his turkey dinner creation?
S1E5The Perfect Burger
Apr 25, 2025Ricky's come down from his week-long high and is ready to Get Cooked! But he’s got fuckin' work to do - this week’s challenge is to craft the perfect cheeseburger. Will burger king Randy reign supreme, or will Ricky’s secret ingredients win over Judge Julian?
S1E6Taco Loco!
May 2, 2025Adios Randy, you're off the fuckin' show! Except he's come bearing gifts of Mexican weed and a strange tequila teapot. So Ricky challenges him to a grande taco throwdown, where pulled pork, shrimp and chicken fingers (the good kind) do battle with beef. Arriba!!
S1E7Kickass Dirty Nachos
May 9, 202527mRicky and Randy continue their culinary tour of Mexico (or is it fuckin' Egypt?) with some meaty, zesty - and even desserty - nachos! Grab your limes, give 'em a good squeeze and prepare to get cooked... just watch out for the pico de dicko!
S1E8Hot Sexy Dips
May 16, 202523mRicky and Randy call a truce and try some peace, weed and understanding... Will it last? Hopefully long enough to make some mouth-and-cock-watering dips, including donair, Montreal smoked meat, and Buffalo chicken blue cheese!
S1E9Party Nuts
May 23, 202523mHow do ya like your nuts? Sweet, spicy, crunchy or salty? Randy (and a hungover-as-fuck Ricky) wrap their mouths around the ultimate sassy party snack, and get high on a brown pig!
S1E10Ground Beef Tater Tot Challenge
May 30, 202528mIt's the best part of the fuckin' cow! Ricky and Randy cook up their greatest ground beef dishes - and throw in some secret ingredients along the way. Even better? It won't give you the shits!
S1E11Stoned Pizza Party
Jun 6, 2025What's better than pizza? Breakfast pizza, lunch pizza, supper pizza and DESSERT pizza! Feel the love in your guts as Ricky and Randy create six pizzas for you to cook, while baked outta your fucking mind!
S1E12Chicken Fingers: The Good Kind
Jun 13, 202526mIt's the episode you've all been f*ckin' waiting for... Kentucky Fried Ricky's masterclass on his most beloved dish! Randy's got no frigging chance against the King of the Chicken Fingers. Or has he?
S1E13The Final Friggin' Course
Jun 20, 2025The champagne is flowing (mostly down Randy's grease hole), as the the duo tackle the sweetest course: dessert! Get learnt on some weedy, boozy, and delicious treats, fit for borntdays and drunken trailer park supervisors.