Season 1
28 episodes · Aug 11, 2015
Julian's led a fucked-up life, but he's a survivor and knows a thing or two about love, money, and relationships. If you use his advice, that's fine. But if you don't, he really doesn't give a fuck.
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- S1E1
Government Dicks and Retirement Scrilla
Aug 11, 20153mGot a fucking problem? Tell Dear Julian! In Episode 1 he gives advice on government fines, investing for a brighter retirement, and what's more important – your buddies or your wife.
- S1E2
Banging and Pokey
Aug 18, 20155mAccidentally made your best friend's sister pregnant and don't know what the fuck to do? Tell Dear Julian...
- S1E3
Potatoes in a Bucket
Sep 1, 20155mJulian has advice for a lonely Swedish stoner, a wannabe muscleman, and a realtor trying to make it in the trailer park world!
- S1E4
Playing the Stripper Game
Sep 15, 20155mJulian gives advice on how to get banged, how not to get banged, and how to deal with someone you don't want to bang!
- S1E5
Avoiding the Slippery Slope of Shit
Sep 29, 20155mCan't get motivated to work out? Solve your problem with one very fucking weird trick! Julian also gives advice on controlling your dope habit, and why you should keep your lust in check on a first date.
- S1E6
Piss in the Milk
Nov 3, 20154mJulian gives advice on how not to lose half your shit in marriage, handling a butter fucker-upper, and how his "Drunk as Fuck" technique can boost your self-esteem!
- S1E7
We'll Take Care of It... For $500
Nov 10, 20156mWanna know how to stay frisky, make pesky pets "disappear", and whether you should bang married dudes? Julian has the answer!
- S1E8
Awesome Greasy
Nov 17, 20155mIs stripping a good career move? How can liquor get you to third base? How do you deal with a "Jacob"? Julian knows.
- S1E9
Cash Will Make You Happy
Dec 8, 20157mJulian gives some good fuckin' advice on keeping warm in Canada, how a gamer can get his dick sucked, and why an ex-cop should get greasy!
- S1E10
Stop Your Fucking Whining
Dec 15, 20157mJulian tackles shitty kitties, asshole bosses, quitting the smokes... and some really fucking STUPID questions!
- S1E11
Pace Yourself, Bud
Dec 29, 20158mHas The Liquor become a way of life? Wanna quit drinking? Fuck that – Julian gives advice on the best ways to get shitfaced!
- S1E12
Go with the Hash
Jan 12, 20167mJulian gives advice on moving to Canada without a plan, dealing with fucked zombie-fearing neighbours, how to cope in jail, and retiring in your twenties!
- S1E13
How Not to Be a Fucking Loser
Jan 26, 20166mJulian gives advice on overcoming writer's block, starting up a greasy bootlegging business, and how to get out and have fun when you can't be fucking bothered!
- S1E14
When Life Gives You a Kick to the Cock
Feb 9, 20166mShould I sell Grandma's engagement ring to buy honey oil? How can I discipline my fucked-up son? Should I invest my scrilla in China? Julian tackles these questions, and more!
- S1E15
Fuck the Government
Feb 23, 20168mShould I grow dope in my shed? How am I gonna cope in jail? Should I confront my shady neighbours? Julian has the answers!
- S1E16
Bang Away
Mar 8, 20168mShould I bang younger dudes? How do I deal with a douche moocher of a neighbour? Should I smoke hash, weed or honey oil? Julian gives out some more awesome advice!
- S1E17
Dick Genes
Mar 22, 20168mJulian blasts through this week's pile of problems, including shitty tenants, shitty landlords, shitty neighbours, and shitty business ideas!
- S1E18
Toughen the Fuck Up
Mar 29, 20168mJulian gives advice on whether to blackmail a greasy neighbour cheating on his wife, and what to do if you don't like to party but wanna make friends!
- S1E19
Get the Fuck Outta Bed
Apr 25, 20167mTo drink or not to drink? That is the fucking question! Also: I can't decide between a good job and smoking weed! I have ADD and can't get out of bed! I keep crying in the shower!
- S1E20
Fill Up That Gut
May 9, 20167mHow to deal with asshole brothers-in-law, dog thieves, greasy bosses and bad hangovers, and how not to get a job at SwearNet!
- S1E21
Get Banged, Get Drunk, Get High
Jul 20, 201611mJulian is back with advice on choosing a career path, dealing with ‘the one that got away,’ how to handle fucking assholes, and the best way to become a professional wrestler.
- S1E22
Move to Sunnyvale
Jul 27, 20168mIt seems a lot of problems could be solved by doing a bit less bitching and a bit more banging. Julian has advice for the recently divorced, the infertile, and the cowardly. Plus: how Americans should deal with their fucked election.
- S1E23
Advice from Two Hungover Dicks
Nov 8, 201616mRicky joins Dear Julian as the Boys answer viewer questions and do their best to shake off a MEAN fucking hangover. Get advice on salvia, dealing with dicks, and what to do if you ever meet Lahey and Randy.
- S1E24
How to Not Piss Yourself
Nov 15, 20165mThe rum is poured and Julian is answering your questions. He has advice on getting money that you are owed from your boss, what to do about shitty ex’s and shitty cousins, and most importantly - how to not piss yourself.
- S1E25
Finding the Proper Liquor Level
Nov 22, 20166mHaving a hard time being a businessman because you love your day-drinking too much? Have no tolerance for bullshit? Not sure how to ask out women? This episode of Dear Julian is for you!
- S1E26
Banging Away a Broken Heart
Nov 29, 20166mJulian is drinkin’ and answerin’ again. The Dirty Dancer gives advice on hunting while drinking, dealing with a friend who turns into a dickhead with booze, and how to get over a breakup.
- S1E27
Merry Fucking Christmas
Dec 13, 20167mThe holiday season stresses everyone the fuck out. Luckily, Julian has a drink and some good advice. Learn how to handle shitty malls, what to do if your family is leaving you for the holidays, and whether you should buy booze or Trailer Park Boys merchandise.
- S1E28
Fuck It, It's Christmas
Dec 20, 20166mJulian is back with part two of his Dear Julian holiday questions, and he has advice on dealing with drunken uncles, drunk ass fathers, and drunk teenagers. Plus: is it a good idea to steal Christmas trees?