Season 3
22 episodes · Oct 15, 1984
The third season of Newhart aired on CBS from October 15, 1984 to May 27, 1985.
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S3E1Tell a Lie, Get a Check
Oct 15, 198430mDick and Joanna return from vacation to find Kirk and Cindy have moved away and Kirk has asked Dick to sell the cafe. Michael teaches Dick the only way he'll be able to sell the rundown cafe is by stretching the truth.
S3E2Twenty Year Itch
Oct 22, 198430mJoanna has a date, set 20 years earlier, with a former beau in New York. A jealous Dick tags along. An awful trumpet player serenades the inn while he prepares for an audition.
S3E3A Hunting We Will Go
Oct 29, 198430mDick, George, Chester, Jim & Michael go duck hunting on the opening day of hunting season to film a television special. They're all stranded when Michael forgets to tie off the boat. With death eminent, they all discuss their regrets in life, including Dick's admission that he always wanted to play Prof. Henry Hill in 'The Music Man'.
S3E4Miss Stephanie
Nov 5, 198430mLarry misinterprets a comment by Stephanie and makes her the object of his undying love.
S3E5But Seriously, Beavers
Nov 12, 198430mDick's jokes at a Beaver Lodge roast for George are a hit with everyone except the guest of honor, spurring George to consider leaving the inn. Stephanie sells cosmetic kits.
S3E6Tickets, Please
Nov 19, 198430mDick throws a fit and is sentenced for outstanding parking tickets on the day of a big Celtics game. Stephanie, who's never been punished for anything in her life, can't bring herself to tell Dick that she's the one who got the tickets.
S3E7Poor Reception
Nov 26, 198430mAfter Michael is roped into hiring Stephanie as WPIV's receptionist, he can't bring himself to fire her. Meanwhile, Joanna hires Harley Estin as a temporary maid.
S3E8The Fan
Dec 3, 198430mDick is hounded by an obsessive fan who goes as far as moving into the inn and starting a Dick Loudon fan club.
S3E9Happy Trails to You
Dec 10, 198430mDick is dragged into court when a farmer claims Dick plagiarized his work.
S3E10Georgie's Girl
Dec 31, 198430mGeorge panics when his girlfriend starts talking marriage. Stephanie tries to pass the driver's test.
S3E11Pillow Fight
Jan 7, 198530mDick and Joanna squabble over 'creative differences' when they collaborate on a book on pillows. Larry and the boys stay at the inn while their cabin is being fumigated.

S3E13Dick Gets Larry's Goat
Feb 4, 198530mThe Loudons feud with Larry and the Darryls after Dick alerts animal control to the brother's illegal, and annoying goat. Simply hilarious.
S3E14Once I Had a Secret Love
Feb 11, 198530mDick and Joanna spar after Dick is 'riddled' with doubts when Joanna is set to appear on his Valentines Day Show.
S3E15Lady in Wading
Feb 18, 198530mStephanie falls for a visiting television executive, forcing her to choose between him and Michael.
S3E16Look Homeward, Stephanie
Feb 25, 198530mStephanie returns home for a brief visit, but she's soon convinced to stay when she's overwhelmed with presents. Michael is astonished by Steph's transformation to a spoiled brat. Dick tries to beat Joanna's annoying knack for guessing exactly what her birthday present will be.
S3E17My Fair Larry
Mar 4, 198530mJoanna undertakes a massive project when she agrees to try to spruce up Larry, Darryl & Darryl and the Minuteman cafe.
S3E18You're Nobody 'til Somebody Hires You
Mar 11, 198530mAfter demanding extravagent perks, Michael is fired from WPIV. Bev replaces him with Dick. An unemployed Michael falls to pieces, and Dick is exasperated with his new job duties.
S3E19Out With the New, Inn With the Old
Mar 18, 198530mGeorge is upset when Dick and Harley Estin try to remodel the garage so it looks like the carriage house it was originally built as several centuries ago. Joanna hosts a rummage sale.
S3E20R.I.P. Off
Apr 8, 198530mHarley goes to jail after he is tricked into selling swamp grave plots. Michael, Dick and Joanna set up an ""Abscam"" to catch the real criminal.
S3E21The Prodigal Darryl
May 6, 198530mDarryl runs off after he and his brother's win a contest for writing the best commerical jingle, netting them $30,000. Dick, Larry & the remaining Darryl search for the missing brother. Meanwhile, Joanna decorates the inn in Christmas decor for a Christmas card photo.
S3E22What Makes Dick Run
May 28, 198530mDick and his crew have VITA fever when the local broadcasting awards, the VITAs, are scheduled to be announced. Dick, inspired by a puppet show put on by Larry and the boys for an ailing Stephanie, decides to jazz up his act to win a VITA nomination.