Season 1
18 episodes · Sep 23, 1997
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- S1E1
Pilot
Sep 23, 199730mNeil wants to do right by his kids and has the perfect solution -- get them into the same private school Ted's kids attend. But Neil's methods leave something to be desired.
- S1E2
The Play's the Thing
Sep 30, 199730mTed and Neil are furious when Lizzie and Zane get a mediocre grade on a school paper they jointly turned in -- a paper Ted and Neil actually wrote for them. So the guys decide to confront the teacher since the grade was based on the paper being neither funny, clever or well written.
- S1E3
The Anniversary
Oct 7, 199730mTed and Jeanne swallow their fears and allow a well-meaning Neil to stay home alone with their kids so they can mark their wedding anniversary at a swank hotel. Their idyllic date ends abruptly, however, when they are summoned home to deal with an emergency -- their house is on fire!
- S1E5
Don't Make Me Hurt You
Oct 21, 199730mWhen Neil insults Katie, the star of their show, she fires him, and Ted walks out in sympathy. But he's not sure he made the right decision when the only job they can find is writng for two beat-up professional wrestlers, Enzyme and Python.
- S1E6
A Very Special Episode of Hiller & Diller
Oct 28, 199730mWhen Neil implies that Jeanne isn't funny, Ted bets him that she can make the Hillers' dinner guests laugh out loud---and the loser has to ask Gordon a humiliating question.
- S1E7
Butterfly Kisses
Nov 4, 199730mTed tries to make Lizzie's 13th birthday one she'll always remember, but he quickly discovers that when you're the father of a new teenager you can't do anything right.
- S1E8
Hiller's List
Nov 11, 199730mWhen a wary Jeanne balks at his suggestion to play matchmaker for the fickle Neil, a miffed Ted decides he'll do it himself, and bets her that he's better at it than she is.
- S1E9
Thankless-giving
Nov 25, 199730mKatie wrangles a dinner invitation from Ted, whose smug boasts that he can cook the holiday meal as well as Jeanne convince his doubtful wife to let him try.
- S1E10
Christmas/Hannukah
Dec 16, 199730mGordon's plans for a holly, jolly Christmas-Hanukkah party are dashed due to a lack of interest from the office staff.
- S1E11
The Cliffy Dukay Show
Dec 23, 199730mTed and Neil feel honored when celebrated comedian Cliffy Dukay agrees to be a guest of their show, but their joy is short-lived when the legendary Cliffy turns out to be a legendary jerk, who manages to insult the entire cast and crew.
- S1E12
Zane and Lizzie
Mar 6, 199830mNeil and Ted are happy to offer some masculine advice to Zane when he tells them he has a crush on a girl, until they discover who the girl is: Ted's daughter Lizzie.
- S1E13
Smart Guy
Mar 13, 199830mNeil pushes Zane too hard when the boy is discovered to be a mathematical genius.