Season 3
40 episodes · Oct 9, 1952
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- S3E1
Free Trip to Hawaii
Oct 9, 195230mGracie tries to play cupid for Harry and her wardrobe woman, not realizing that the woman is married already and has two children
- S3E2
Dinner Party for Atomic Scientist
Oct 16, 195230mGracie gives a dinner party for a famous but somewhat eccentric atomic scientist, who never accepts invitations. However, the scientist hears that George was in Las Vegas at the time of the atomic testing and, thinking that George is a fellow scientist, accepts Gracie's invitation.
- S3E3
Gracie Worrys about George's Sneezing
Oct 23, 195230mGeorge has been sneezing for a comedy routine, so Gracie takes a medical exam for him and the doctor concludes she's mentally ill. Meanwhile, a dieting Harry Morton hides food all over the house.
- S3E4
Buying a Boat
Oct 30, 195230mGracie recruits Harry to buy George a boat. George Burns, Gracie Allen, Harry Von Zell.
- S3E5
Gracie has George's Portrait Painted
Nov 6, 195230mGracie hires an artist to paint a portrait of George. But the painter is confounded when Gracie explains that she wants to give the portrait to George as a surprise gift.
- S3E6
Gracie and Blanche Hire Gigolos
Nov 13, 195230mGracie and Blanche complain that their husbands have lost their romantic spark, so George persuades Harry to pose as an amorous Frenchman to teach them a lesson. Bea Benaderet, Larry Keating, Ronnie Burns.
- S3E7
The Ballet Tickets
Nov 20, 195230mCulture enters the Burns household as Gracie tries to get George to sponsor a ballet company. Some interesting mixups occur, and the episode ends with George and Gracie doing a dance number without music.
- S3E8
Skating Pearsons Come to Visit
Nov 27, 195230mA couple from George and Gracie's vaudeville days, "The Skating Pearsons" drop by for a visit. They're worried that their son, Joey, wants to get into show business, and ask George and Gracie to talk the boy out of it.
- S3E9
Harry Thinks that the Swamp Has Oil
Dec 4, 195230mTo get Harry to buy Blanche a TV, Gracie tries to get him to buy some swampland--but Harry gets the idea that there's oil under the property.
- S3E10
Gracie Writes About Silky Thompson
Dec 11, 195230mGracie tangles with the underworld. George Burns, Gracie Allen, Bea Benaderet, Harry Von Zell, Larry Keating.
- S3E11
Gracie Thinks George is Going to Commit Suicide
Dec 18, 195230mGracie thinks George wants to get out of a complicated existence. Harry Von Zell, Larry Keating, Bea Benaderet.
- S3E12
Von Zell Dates a Married Woman
Dec 25, 195230mHarry Von Zell has inadvertently dated a married woman, but Harry Morton is the one in big trouble when Gracie inexplicably (to our logic) poses on the telephone as Von Zell's wife and gives the woman's husband the Mortons' address.
- S3E14
Gracie Thinks Harry is in Love with Her
Jan 8, 195330mHarry buys an anniversary present for Blanche and hides it at the Burns' home. However, Gracie finds it and thinks that Harry has fallen in love with her and is trying to win her from George. She sets out to come up with a scheme to "discourage" Harry and show him that he and Gracie are not meant for each other.
- S3E15
Gracie Trying to Keep Mortons From Moving Away
Jan 15, 195330mHarry Morton trades his house for one across town. Gracie doesn't want to lose her best friend Blanche, so when the new neighbors move into the Mortons' house, Gracie does everything she can think of to convince them that they wouldn't want to live next door to a household as crazy as the Burns' one.
- S3E16
Gracie Thinks She and George are Not Married
Jan 22, 195330mGracie has acquired the crazy notion that she and George were never legally married. Jack Benny, a witness to their marriage, visits the Burns household in an attempt to straighten Gracie out.
- S3E17
Mayor Brown Comes to Dinner
Jan 29, 195330mGraice invites the mayor of Los Angeles for dinner. Fletcher Bowron, longtime Los Angeles mayor in real life, plays himself.
- S3E18
George Jessel - The Cigarette Girl
Feb 5, 195330mGracie and Blanche are disturbed by their husbands' extracurricular activities: Harry has been playing poker late at night, and George went to Ciro's with Georgie Jessel, who bought a teddy bear for $50 from a cigarette girl.
- S3E19
Gracie on a Train - Murder
Feb 12, 195330mHarry Morton gets into trouble with the police as a result of Gracie's mistaken notion that a man she met on a train is planning to kill his wife.
- S3E20
Blanche Wants New Car / Gracie Gets Von Zell a Wife
Feb 19, 195330mGracie tries to find Von Zell a wife and children so he can save money on his income tax.
- S3E23
Buying a Ranch
Mar 12, 195330mGracie believes that George wants to buy a ranch. Harry Morton and his partner Casey want to be the ones to sell it to him. But George does not really want to buy a ranch, and, perhaps ill-advisedly, relies on Harry Von Zell to help him get out of it.
- S3E24
George in the Army
Mar 19, 195330mGracie has the idea that joining the Army will be good for George, and enlists him. George is not worried, because a doctor is coming to the house to examine him and he knows he will fail the physical. At the same time, Harry Morton is applying for life insurance and also must be examined by a doctor. Let's hope there is no mixup.
- S3E25
Gacie Reports the Car Stolen
Mar 26, 195330mSomeone whistles in George's dressing room and Gracie, believing the old show-biz superstition that it will mean three days of bad luck, hides George's car so that he can't make a scheduled trip to Palm Springs. George reports the car stolen, but eventually gets it back and sets off on his drive to Palm Springs--where he's arrested by the police because his car is still on the "hot car" list.
- S3E26
Gracie Pretends She's a College Boy's Mother
Mar 30, 195330mGracie poses as a student's mother so he can bring his girlfriend "home" to dinner. Harry Von Zell, Bea Benaderet, Larry Keating.
- S3E27
Buying a Mountain Cabin
Apr 6, 195330mProblems arise when Harry Von Zell decides to buy a cabin from a real estate agent who is a competitor to Harry Morton, and Gracie gets the wrong impression that George is the one buying the cabin.
- S3E28
The Missing Fur Stole
Apr 13, 195330mLots of mixups, in both plot and dialogue, as Gracie mistakenly reports to the police that Blanche's new fur stole has been stolen.
- S3E29
Spanish Lessons
Apr 20, 195330mSpanish lessons for Gracie and Blanche lead to George getting into some very unexpected trouble.
- S3E30
Gracie & Cleaning Woman / Vanderlips
Apr 27, 195330mGracie jeopardizes Harry Morton's bank loan and George and Harry Von Zell's well-being when she mistakenly determines Mr. Vanderlip has been having an affair with his cook
- S3E31
Von Zell's Old Girlfriend Visits
May 4, 195330mVon Zell's college sweetheart is planning to drop by. He has given her the impression that he is married, and Gracie wants to help him appear so. At the same time, Harry Morton has been too much of a doormat to his business partner, Casey, and this relationship needs to be straightened out (by guess who?).
- S3E32
George Lecturing at UCLA
May 11, 195330mGeorge receives an invitation to lecture at a college, but when he overhears the Mortons and Harry von Zell making fun of him, he refuses.
- S3E33
Gracie and Harry Morton / Missing Persons Bureau
May 18, 195330mGracie gets involved with the missing Persons Bureau in trying to locate Harry Morton for his wife Blanche.
- S3E34
Surprise Party Mix-Up
Jul 6, 195330mGracie throws a monkey wrench into a birthday party for Harry Morton.
- S3E35
Cousins Perry and Pete
Jul 13, 195330mGeorge invites a pair of burglars to stay in their home after Gracie introduces them as her cousins.
- S3E36
Gracie Thinks George is Going Solo
Jul 20, 195330mSome amusement results when Gracie finds a telegram from 1923. In it, George is asked to do a Broadway show, but without his partner. Gracie does not notice the date on the telegram, and tries to figure out a way to make George feel free to do the show without her.
- S3E37
Gracie Trying to Get George to Go On Trip East
Jul 27, 195330mGracie decides that she wants to go to New York with the Mortons for a vacation.
- S3E38
Gracie Witnesses a Holdup
Aug 3, 195330mGracie has witnessed a bank robbery, and is scheduled as a witness against gangster Johnny Velvet. George is expecting to sing at a dinner for Ronald Reagan, but the guest list is dwindling.
- S3E39
Locked Out of the House
Aug 10, 195330mThanks to Gracie's carelessness, the Burns and Mortons get locked out of their homes in the middle of the night, much to the chagrin of the locksmith's jealous wife.
- S3E40
Gracie Falls in a Department Store
Aug 17, 195330mGracie trips and falls, as a result of her high heel getting caught in a hole in the rug at the department store. The store's management attempts to reach a monetary settlement with Gracie, but are thwarted by confused resistance.