Season 1
13 episodes · Jan 11, 2010
Nothing is out of bounds in the first season of this SPIKE original comedy. At the center of the action are the Blue Mountain State Goats, the team with the nastiest sacks in all of college football. With a freshman lineup that includes a backup quarterback who’d rather party than play, a star running back who can’t score with the ladies, and a team mascot who redefines "personal foul," will they be able to juggle football, girls, class and nonstop hazing?
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S1E1It's Called Hazing, Look It Up
Jan 11, 201029mThree incoming freshman attending college football powerhouse Blue Mountain State University must quickly adapt to college life while juggling football, girls and nonstop hazing.
S1E2Promise Ring
Jan 12, 201021mWhen Denise goes away for the weekend, she gives Craig a promise ring which he ends up losing after a wild, drunken night at a strip club with Alex and Sammy, who hatch a plan to keep Denise from killing Craig while they search for the ring.
S1E3Pocket P***y
Jan 19, 201022mWhen the team's lackluster play leads to a team curfew leading up to the Mountain Goats' biggest game of the season, Thad's prized pocket p***y gets passed around from teammate to teammate leading to an outbreak of syphilis.
S1E4Rivalry Weekend
Jan 26, 201022mLeading up to a rivalry game against Overland University, the Mountain Goats' starting quarterback is suspended, Alex is named the starter and Sammy is accidentally kidnapped along with Billy the Goat as part of a prank by Overland.
S1E5There's Only One Second Best
Feb 2, 201022mAlex's lack of commitment to the team gets him demoted to special teams. Meanwhile, Craig suspects Denise is having an affair and Sammy leads a mob of angry cheerleaders looking for revenge on all the college guys who have wronged them.
S1E6Drug Olympics
Feb 9, 201022mAfter a streak of bad luck, the team holds a "Lock-In Party" at the Goat House to build team camaraderie at which Alex and Thad divide the rest of the players into two groups and compete in a drug-fueled Team Building Olympics.
S1E7The Legend of the Golden Arm
Feb 16, 201022mA player-recruitment weekend brings out a running back who poses a threat to Craig's position while Alex tries to enlist the top high-school quarterback for Blue Mountain State.
S1E8LAX aka The Truce
Feb 23, 201022mWhen Alex has sex with a lacrosse player's girlfriend, he unwittingly breaks a 23-year football/lacrosse team truce, causing a take-no-prisoners war which he must figure out how to end.
S1E9Midterms
Mar 2, 201021mPrincipal Simmons and Coach Daniels issue an ultimatum to the players: pass the upcoming midterms or forfeit the rest of the season.
S1E10Marathon Monday
Mar 9, 201022mDuring Marathon Monday, a BMS drinking tradition where the whole campus parties from 6 a.m. Monday to 6 a.m. Tuesday, Alex meets and hooks up with the girl of his dreams who turns out to be just like him and Sammy and Craig go on a drinking binge together.
S1E11Ransom
Mar 16, 201022mThe father of Alex's date becomes fixated on him while Sammy contends with his own daddy issues.
S1E12Piss Test
Mar 23, 201022mThe guys struggle to figure out a way to pass the NCAA's random student-athlete drug testing.
S1E13Bowl Game
Mar 30, 201022mAfter an unexpected bowl game pick the team goes to Louisiana. Thad tries to keep his team safe while also sabatoging the other team. Shiloh has a problem of his own to deal with.