Season 3
29 episodes · Mar 11, 2008
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- S3E1
Gene's Best Friend
Mar 11, 2008As if Gene couldn't be any more pressured with the upcoming lie detector test, but after months of preparing for a big KISS concert, Paul Stanley unexpectedly gets sick and can't go on. Then to add to it, Snippy, Gene's dog, goes missing.
S3E2Liar, Liar Tongue on Fire
Mar 11, 2008Gene ignores the family advice on visiting a doctor, after he wakes up feeling like total garbage, but his mom finally convinces him to go. After seeing several different specialists to find out what is wrong, one of them finally uncovers a serious enough condition that needs treatment immediately. Tracy and Shannon take practice lie detector tests on each other in order to prepare for Gene's big day.
S3E3The Brutal Truth
Mar 18, 2008Gene doesn't follow the doctor's orders again, when is released from the hospital. Gene and Shannon go on the Adam Corolla Show so Gene can take his lie detector test.
- S3E4
Before the Flood
Mar 25, 2008Gene is offered a chance to perform at the Royal Crown Revue in Las Vegas. Now he must learn the songs and perfect his act while a construction crew works next door.
- S3E5
Knock, Knock, Who's There?
Mar 25, 2008Gene's car breaks down while he is driving to a gig in Las Vegas. Now he must deal with desert heat, bizarre fans, and a dead cell phone while he tries to make it to the show on time. Meanwhile, Shannon, Sophie, and Tracy travel around buying Kiss memorabilia from local fans to replace Gene's treasures which were destroyed in a flood.
- S3E8
Nail Me
Apr 15, 2008Shannon and Tracy are overcharged at an upscale salon, so they decide they want to open their own. Gene is on board with the idea, but takes it a step further. He brings the girls back to the salon that ripped them off and introduced them as the new owners of it and then fires the everyone that used to work their.
- S3E9
Shannon B. Demille
Apr 22, 2008Shannon decides that it's time to share all of her home movies that she has been documenting about her their for the past twenty four years.
- S3E11
Ladies of the Night
May 6, 2008The history of prostitution gets Gene in hot water with Shannon, when he looks up information on it for a book. An old friend unexpectedly visits Nick, but his girlfriend is not happy about it.
- S3E12
Sophie Couture
May 13, 2008Gene ends up behind bars as he continues his research on prositution. As a result of her internship for a fashion designer, Sophie walks the catwalk during LA Fashion Week.
- S3E13
Viewer Mail
May 20, 2008Gene, Shannon, Nick, and Sophie answer questions sent in by viewers.
- S3E14
Mommy Make-Over
Jun 3, 2008Shannon decides to get a little more plastic surgery and this time takes Tracy with her. Thing don't go quite how they had planned. Meanwhile, Gene gets a surprise when he is asked to appear on the next season of The Apprentice by Donald Trump, while he is the unfortunate one who gets to watch over a recent deeply saddened divorcee.
- S3E15
Gene the Apprentice
Jun 15, 2008Gene is clueless to what Shannon and Tracy have had cosmetically done when he is filming in NY for The Celebrity Apprentice." They do everything they can, which includes Sophie and her cousin Emily secretly hiring a nasty nurse, to help themselves completely recover while Gene is gone.
- S3E16
Gene's Ego Trip
Jun 15, 2008With the help of Jeff Ross, Shannon and Tracy come up with the idea to have Gene "Roasted" to help put his ego back in check and to also raise money for the Wounded Soldiers Foundation.
- S3E17
The Gene Simmons Roast
Jun 15, 2008In this special hour and a half episode, Shannon attempts to put Gene's ego in check when she volunteers him to be the subject of a roast for national TV. She will not only embarrass Gene, but she will be raising money for a good cause.
- S3E18
Shannon to the Rescue
Jun 22, 2008Shannon gets wind that Tracy might be eloping to Hawaii with her boyfriend, so she springs into action and hopes that Gene's antimarriage talk can snap Tracy out of it. Instead, Gene bonds with Tracy's boyfriend and then Gene and Shannon end up hijacking their honeymoon.
- S3E19
Homeymoon at Last
Jun 22, 2008After dealing with Tracy in Hawaii, Gene is in hot water and comes up with the idea to give Shannon the honeymoon they will never have, but that she deserves.
- S3E20
Power Outage
Jun 29, 2008Gene forgets that he has to babysit his four year old twin nephews, Hunter and Jake, when he comes back home after being on the USS Nimitz for twenty four long, hard hours.
- S3E21
Nick after Dark
Jun 29, 2008Nick's new car gets towed away while he is out in Los Angeles during the middle of the night.
- S3E22
South of the Border
Jul 13, 2008Nick and Sophie head to Mexico, with Gene not far behind them.
- S3E23
Happy Birthday...To Whom?
Jul 20, 2008Shannon and Tracy are left stumped when they can't figure out who the childhood friend is that is having a birthday party.
- S3E24
Raw & Uncut
Jul 20, 2008Gene and the family sit down to share some unseen footage and deleted scenes.
- S3E25
X-Gene
Jul 27, 2008Gene heads of to meet some pro snowboarders as he seeks a spokeperson for his new line of snowboarding apparel.
- S3E26
Homesick
Aug 3, 2008Shannon is in for a surprise when Gene shows her what he bought in Canada.
- S3E27
Fan Favorites
Aug 10, 2008The Family Jewels team takes to the street to interview fans and give them a fresh new look at their all-time favorite episodes.
- S3E28
GeneHarmony
Aug 17, 2008Gene attempts to find nice guys for Sophie and Tracy before he dashes off to Australia on business.
- S3E29
Gene Down Under
Aug 24, 2008Gene finds himself the unlikely owner of an Australian Rules Football team. Will his affinity for the players get in the way of this losing investment?