Season 5
24 episodes · Mar 26, 2014
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S5E1Stayin' Alive
Mar 26, 201420mAfter Victoria's husband, Emmet, escapes from prison, Victoria and the other women go to a hideout that Elka knows. When they arrive, they discover the hideout is not-so-secret and already occupied by other criminals.
S5E2Surprise!
Apr 2, 201420mMelanie shocks Alec with the news that she's pregnant; an FBI agent keeps an eye on the women in the wake of Emmet's disappearance; Joy learns that men now find her irresistible.
S5E3Dr. Who?
Apr 9, 201420mJoy's baby daddy Simon meets his son and grandson for the very first time as they pretend to be a happy family to get Wilbur into a prestigious pre-school. Melanie and Elka try to find the perfect doctor.
S5E4The Undead
Apr 16, 201420mElka throws a fake funeral for Victoria so she can join her husband in hiding. Her nemesis, Susan Lucci attends. Simon and Joy face a dilemma in their relationship.
S5E5Elka Takes a Lover
Apr 23, 201420mOn the eve of Victoria's big movie premiere, Emmy visits with some surprising news while Elka announces she's taken a younger lover.
S5E6Rusty Banks Rides Again
Apr 30, 201420mVictoria wants to get nominated for an Oscar, so she gets her friends to convince Academy members to nominate her. Melanie is assigned a teen idol, Joy is assigned an indie darling, and Elka reunites with Roy.
S5E7The One with George Clooney
May 7, 201420mThe women attempt to adopt a dog but a shelter volunteer manages ruin their plans. Elka's relationships with Mamie and Roy take a surprising twist.
S5E8Brokeback Elka
May 14, 201420mMelanie uses an illness to get tickets to a sold-out concert. Meanwhile, Victoria becomes suspicious of an online acquaintance.
S5E9Bad George Clooney
Jun 4, 201420mThe ladies take their depressed puppy, George Clooney, to Dr. Deb, a pet therapist who has her own radio show. Dr. Deb blames the women for George’s bad behavior and gives them assignments to better their lives and their dog’s.
S5E10Bucket: We're Going to New York
Jun 11, 201420mVictoria resolves to come clean about something to her longtime friend, Maddie Banks, but gets cold feet in this KIRSTIE crossover episode. Melanie, Joy, and Elka cross things off their bucket lists.
S5E11Undercover Lovers
Jun 18, 201420mLines get blurred when Joy and Bob go undercover as a couple and Elka gets a political rival.
S5E12I Just Met the Man I'm Going to Marry
Jun 25, 201420mThe women fly to Los Angeles to watch Victoria announce the Oscar nominations. Elka gets campaign advice from a statistics expert, Victoria has nerves over the unknown, and Joy meets the man she’s going to marry.
S5E13People Feeding People
Jul 2, 201420mElka needs Ross Barkley’s endorsement for City Council so Melanie gets strong-armed into going on a date with him. Meanwhile, Joy hides her feelings for Mitch while he tries to get over Melanie.
S5E14Murder House
Jul 2, 201420mDuring a super storm, the ladies get stuck in the house with some unwanted guests: Victoria's island boyfriend, Melanie's downer friend and Joy's mother. Elka thinks the ghost of a murdered woman has come back, seeking revenge.
S5E15Playmates
Jul 9, 201420mElka decides to write and direct a play about their life in Cleveland and the ladies are surprised and upset on how they are portrayed.
S5E16Auction Heroes
Jul 16, 201420mJoy decides to finally tell Mitch how she feels but a handsome dating coach gets in the way. Victoria is surprisingly taken with a very Clevelandy screenwriter.
S5E17Straight Outta Cleveland
Jul 23, 201420mVictoria gets a visit from the son she always forgets and Joy and Mitch debate their compatibility.
S5E18The Animated Episode
Jul 30, 201420mIn an animated episode, the women endure dodgy beauty treatments, zombies, and a Cleveland that still has LeBron.
S5E19Strange Bedfellows
Aug 6, 201420mThings heat up between Victoria & J.J. and Melanie & Donald during Elka’s City Council debate against Councilman Powell.
S5E20The Italian Job
Aug 13, 201420mThe women go to Melanie's radio co-host for advice, making Melanie feel slighted; Victoria meets J.J.'s family.
S5E21Mystery Date: Oscar Edition
Aug 20, 201420mWhile deciding on who will be her "plus one" for the Oscars, Victoria must choose between Melanie and Joy, forcing the two to compete.
S5E22Win Win
Aug 27, 201420mVictoria is up for an Academy Award; Elka faces a City Council election; Melanie gets a visit from her mother.
S5E23Don Elka
Sep 3, 201420mSimon sneaks back into Joy's life; Elka gets carried away with some new-found power.
S5E24The Bachelors
Sep 10, 201420mEvery year, on their collective birthday, the women set each other up on blind dates.