Season 1
45 episodes · May 17, 2021
Mark, Bob, and Wade start their first year as separate but equal co-hosts
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S1E1Hair
May 17, 202147mToday the guys discuss all things hair (and the lack there of)! They warn of the dangers of hair removal, explore the strange hair trends of ancient Greek statues, and discuss sci-fi scenarios where the elite harvest hair and organs from the less fortunate.
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Body Odor
May 24, 202146mMark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas.
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Transportation
May 31, 202155mMark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas.
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Camping
Jun 7, 202153mMark recounts the legend of an insane creature from the Rocky Mountains. Bob explains how his formative kayaking trip almost ended like a horror movie, and Wade...well, Wade just does what Wade does...
- S1E5
Fake Tech
Jun 14, 202156mBob prompts a discussion about technology that blurs the lines of reality in this hilarious episode full of gadget scams, 00's game nostalgia, and if the mute button could exist for real life.
- S1E6
Supernatural
Jun 21, 202152mMark hosts as Bob and Wade trade scary stories. For Bob, it's a strange woman who catches children who stay out too late. For Wade, a true story about how the night after watching "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" may have been scarier than the movie itself!
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Bob's Fridge
Jun 28, 202152mBob rages while telling a story about the disaster that was the installation of his new fridge, and the technicians behind it.
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Conventions
Jul 5, 202146mOn this episode of the pod, the guys get nostalgic for conventions and all the good and bad that come with them. From notable failed attempts, to bizarre themes (like "pizza" and "baby"), to post-COVID predictions, conventions hold a special place in Mark, Bob, and Wade's hearts.
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Hold my Beer
Jul 12, 202160mWade hosts as Mark and Bob share some classic "hold my beer" moments from their college days.
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Synchronicity
Jul 19, 202158mIn front of a "live" Discord audience, the guys discuss synchronicities, déjà vu, mind-reading, and hive minds.
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Perfect Crime
Jul 26, 202163mMark, Bob and Wade aim to answer the age old hypothetical question: "What is the perfect crime?".
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Kids are Stupid
Aug 2, 202154mThe guys share stories about how dumb kids can be: from inventing stupid games, to playing with banned toys, and somehow making it through all of it without a scratch.
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Happy Funerals
Aug 9, 202150mBob hosts, opening the floor for Mark and Wade to discuss what they want their funerals to be like.
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Future
Aug 16, 202164mThis week, the guys talk about the future: expectations vs. reality. What did people in the past predict the future would be like? Were they accurate? The guys wonder if they too will be accurate if they attempt to do the same.
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How to make a Best Friend
Aug 23, 202147mThe guys give absolutely the worst advice possible on how to make a best friend.
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On Sh*t Moments
Aug 30, 202158mThe guys discuss their bathroom close calls. Expired meat and hospital visits included, underwear left behind
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How Dare You
Sep 6, 202159mTough sports coaches, rude fast food customers, and criminals getting their comeuppance, the guys discuss all of their moments of revenge and defiance against those who dared to cross them.
- S1E18
Dreams & Nightmares
Sep 13, 202156mThe guys recount their night terrors, the first ones they remember having as well as the ones they still have today. They also explore how memory relates to dreams.
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King of Meat
Sep 20, 202168mFollowing the first ever tie in Distractible history, Mark and Bob attempt to share hosting responsibilities, while Wade regales in his tales of good and not so good eats.
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Life Plan
Sep 27, 202157mThe guys discuss their life paths, including career goals, turning points and what job they'd have in a zombie apocalypse.
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Lies from Parents
Oct 4, 202151mFrom coffee stunting your growth, to gum staying in your stomach forever, the guys recall the lies their parents told them growing up and how they still affect them as adults.
- S1E22
Dating Advice
Oct 11, 202169mWade hosts as Bob shares the story of his movie theater dating scare, and Mark reminisces on the only dating idea he had in high school, or the lack thereof.
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Dangerous Coasters
Oct 18, 202157mThe guys discuss crazy roller coasters and amusement park rides, as well as discuss what a hypothetical "euthanasia coaster" would consist of.
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I Was Wrong...
Oct 25, 202153mThe spelling of certain words, sex ed miscommunications, examples of the Mandela Effect: the guys humbly admit when they were wrong...
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Fears & Fetishes
Nov 1, 202158mSharks, stage fright, and snapping your legs like Joe Theismann. Today, the guys discuss their fears and whether or not the opposite of a fear is a fetish.
- S1E27
We Are All Going To Die
Nov 15, 202153mBirds falling from the sky, climate change, solar flares, Jeff Bezos... What will be humanity's ultimate demise?
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Young & Stupid
Nov 22, 202153mThe guys discuss adolescent sneakiness, food revelations, and more Jeff Bezos!
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That One Guy
Nov 29, 202157mCampfire guitar guy, the gamer guy with a bad mic, Crypto Bros, Florida Man… you know, that guy. Which “guy” are our guys?
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Never Give Up
Dec 6, 202152mMark shares the story of a pilot who crashed his plane seven times, inspiring Bob and Wade to find similar tales of perseverance despite ridiculous failure.
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Humanity Is Bad
Dec 13, 202149mBob challenges Mark and Wade to prove that humanity is ultimately good.
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Christmas Gone Wrong
Dec 20, 202152mThe guys dive into how disturbing and strange some holiday traditions really are.
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Failed Resolutions
Dec 27, 202155mMark's bizarre sleeping schedule, Bob drinks an entire handle of vodka, and Wade is - jogging? The guys discuss self improvement and whether or not New Year's is overrated.
- S1E34
The Perfect Meal
Jan 3, 202253mThe guys discuss their cooking mishaps and oddly satisfying food creations.
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Cryptids Are Scary
Jan 10, 202252mMark's late-night descent into the "distressingmemes" subreddit sparks discussion of scary stories, including Bob and Wade's favorite cryptids.
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Bad Habits
Jan 17, 202261mFrom nose picking to cigarette smoking, the guys start 2022 off by discussing their worst habits.
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Beware The Candy Uncle...
Jan 24, 202258mInspired by the Stanford Marshmallow Experiment, Mark challenges Bob and Wade to brainstorm creative ways to keep kids from eating too much candy.
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Funniest Joke In The World
Jan 31, 202251mAfter reading an "official" list of the funniest jokes in the world and deciding they aren't that funny, Bob challenges Mark and Wade to find or make the funniest joke in the world, with Mark ultimately turning to AI for assistance.
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Waste Of Money
Feb 7, 202256mThe guys trade stories about losing embarrassing amounts of money. From Craigslist scams to mobile games, yard sales and more.
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The Distractible Threesome
Feb 14, 202260mIn honor of Valentine's Day, the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times' "36 Questions that Lead to Love".
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The Worst Piece Of Sh*t Episode Ever
Feb 21, 202256mBob hosts and absentmindedly goes over an entire topic that the guys have already discussed in an earlier episode, leading to him having a breakdown. Also, Wade's dogs are fine, thanks for asking.
- S1E42
Criminally Subliminal
Feb 28, 202263mLove them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. The guys discuss nostalgic commercials, the psychology behind ads and how they approach recording their own ads for Distractible.
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Hill I Will Die On
Mar 7, 202257mPrepare for a lot of hot takes as the guys explore their own and argue about them.
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Pet Stories
Mar 14, 202265mThe guys reminisce about hilarious and chaotic pet-related memories.
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Disappointing Our Parents
Mar 21, 202261mQuitting jobs, sneaking porn, having a run-in with the police, today the guys chat about times they upset their parents.