Season 2
50 episodes · Mar 27, 2022
Mark, Bob, and Wade start their second year and begin to blur the lines between equality
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S2E1Superstitions
Mar 27, 202264mBob hosts while Wade reveals his secrets for the Cincinnati Bengals' future success in football, and Mark theorizes that human compulsions might come from a simulation.
- S2E2
Self Confidence
Apr 3, 202267mWade wonders where he and the guys got their confidence, while Mark and Bob share their tips for public speaking and dealing with self-doubt.
- S2E3
We Die On Your Hills
Apr 10, 202264mInspired by the guys' previous discussion about their own hot takes, they scour the Distractible subreddit in search of hills that the listeners will die on, and discuss whether or not they agree.
- S2E4
Serotonin
Apr 17, 202270mFrom TikToks with bad auto-tune, to nostalgic educational computer games, the guys dive into what gives them a serotonin boost.
- S2E5
Oh No, The Future UwU
Apr 24, 202258mThe guys discuss fears of things yet to come, while Mark struggles to keep Wade on topic.
- S2E6
Aliens Among Us
May 1, 202262mDoes our solar system have a tenth planet? Are there really UFOs flying around earth? And what the hell is a tardigrade? The guys answer all these questions and more while discussing potential evidence for life elsewhere in the universe.
- S2E7
So Bad It's Good
May 8, 202264mJunk food, the Scary Movie franchise, Slenderman, sometimes things are so bad they might just be good after all.
- S2E8
Wade's Secret Words
May 15, 202257mIn this new episode format, Judge Wade let's the listeners in on his secret points system, but leaves Mark and Bob in the dark as they struggle to collect as many points as they can.
- S2E9
F*ck You Energy
May 22, 202257mThe guys discuss times in their life where their pure rage and annoyance were transformed in the most interesting and productive of ways.
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We Got Screwed
May 29, 202277mLabyrinthian healthcare services, customer service "assistance", and unobserved restaurant reservations: the guys talk about specific times they've been screwed over by life.
- S2E11
The Bobs & The Bees
Jun 5, 202271mIn yet another classic episode revolving around Bob, Mark and Wade are assigned the responsibility of raising Bob throughout his childhood and teaching him important life lessons along the way, in their own ways.
- S2E12
Who's The Worst
Jun 12, 202266mThe guys play a game of "Morals or NO Morals" and end up focusing on the latter.
- S2E13
Don't Laugh
Jun 20, 202257mWade creates a new points system once again, pitting Mark's laughter against Bob's laughter.
- S2E14
The Atrocities Of Summer
Jun 26, 202280mBob and Wade trade stories about summer injuries, while Mark deviates into delusion.
- S2E15
Anything Goes
Jul 3, 202257mMark leaves things up to chance for Bob and Wade in this new game mode featuring a blaring alarm and randomly generated countdowns.
- S2E16
Worst World Records
Jul 10, 202274mBob shares the story of Sir Hugh Beaver, while Mark and Wade compete to find the most shocking and disturbing World Records.
- S2E17
Conspiracy Theories
Jul 17, 202262mThe Aladdin Exception, Ghost Kitchens, Edward Snowden and The NSA: the guys dive deep (but not too deep) into some of their favorite conspiracy theories.
- S2E18
Before We Die
Jul 24, 202259mThe boys play Hot or Not: Bucket List Edition, plus share some of their personal Bucket List items.
- S2E19
The Boys Bet It All
Jul 31, 202273mMark whips up a new timed game mode where Bob and Wade race to Google topics. The slower they take to find their topic, the more points they get deducted and added to the winners pot.
- S2E20
Fast Food Tier List
Aug 7, 202289mThe legendary Raising Cane's, the classic McDonald's, the scarce Fazoli's: see where the boys rank these and many other fast food spots.
- S2E21
The Distractible Game Show
Aug 14, 202268mBob prompts Mark and Wade to share their favorite game shows, then surprises them with his own game show for them to compete in.
- S2E22
Bob Doesn't Know
Aug 21, 202257mInstead of dual hosting, Mark and Wade compete in a secret game of their own, leaving Bob in the dark.
- S2E23
Go With Your Guy
Aug 28, 202264mDoor-to-door salesman, house parties going too far, love at first sight: today the guys talk about the accuracy of their gut feelings.
- S2E24
Musical Memories
Sep 4, 202265mFirst kisses, funny dances, going on stage: today the guys talk certain songs that transport them to specific life moments.
- S2E25
Solving The Unsolvable
Sep 11, 202268mWhy humans sleep, the creator of the universe, alien life: today the guys attempt to solve these great mysteries.
- S2E26
Broken News
Sep 18, 202263mIn the spirit of the Distractible Live episodes on the Distractible Youtube channel, Mark takes Bob and Wade through a variety of headlines and news articles. Riffing ensues.
- S2E27
Video Game Tier List
Sep 25, 202275mBob's hot take on Pokémon, Markiplier's true feelings on Five Nights at Freddy's, find out where the guys rank these games and more.
- S2E28
Naked
Oct 2, 2022110mThe guys share awkward spa stories, then rank the best/worst places to be naked.
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The Bait Debate
Oct 9, 202263mToday the guys troll specific media fandoms by giving them hot take bait.
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Big Or Small
Oct 16, 202286mWhat is better, big or small? Today the guys decide once and for all by giving their personal opinions prompted by Bob's list of items.
- S2E31
Change
Oct 23, 202271mRecorded live and with the guys in the same room for the first time in 5 years, today Wade throws it back to tour with a favorite improv game... CHANGE!
- S2E32
Candy Tier List
Oct 30, 202287mToday the guys compile a contentious tier list about all different kinds of candy, just in time for Halloween.
- S2E33
Devil's Advocate
Nov 6, 202264mMark invites Bob and Wade to alternate playing the Devil's Advocate for a variety of agreed upon, and not so agreed upon social norms and behaviors.
- S2E34
Would You Rather
Nov 13, 202262mBob forces Mark and Wade to pick their poison, having to decide between several pairs of awful scenarios.
- S2E35
Thank You
Nov 20, 202265mToday the guys celebrate Thanksgiving with genuine outpourings of gratitude, which Mark the host, of course, converts to numerical point values.
- S2E36
I Tried So Hard And Got So Far But In The End It Didn't Even Matter
Nov 27, 202274mToday Bob's story of Google Glass inspires Mark and Wade to find great stories of failure in history.
- S2E37
One Paw In The Grave
Dec 4, 202262mWade's emotional roller coaster of a story takes center stage as he explains the strange coincidences surrounding a close call with his beloved cat. Oh, and Bob gives a fridge update.
- S2E38
We're NOT Getting Old
Dec 11, 202266mBob takes Mark and Wade through a list of strange, unorthodox and disgusting anti-aging methods to decide if the treatments are worthwhile.
- S2E39
Don't Say Christmas
Dec 19, 202262mWade's Secret Words is back, but this time there's only a single word in the game: Christmas.
- S2E40
The Perfect Day
Dec 25, 202265mBob and Wade derail Mark's profound and dedicated search for the perfect day upon which to base your life in the new year and beyond.
- S2E41
Good Bad Habits
Jan 1, 202370mYou know the guys are getting older, but now it's time they try to convince you their bad habits are actually good.
- S2E42
You Member?
Jan 8, 202371mBob gives an update on his newborn baby, James, then pivots the topic to memory. The guys then discuss some of their first memories and how they think memories actually work.
- S2E43
The Ick
Jan 15, 202359mInspired by a post from the official Distractible subreddit, the guys discuss things that give them the ever illusive, yet always unnerving "ick".
- S2E44
Bob's Baby
Jan 22, 202389mIn an episode that takes a more serious turn, Bob recounts the unexpected and emotionally taxing circumstances surrounding his son's birth, and how they affected him and his wife.
- S2E45
Wade's Silly Choices
Jan 29, 202362mA major tone switch from the last episode, Wade is hosting and makes Mark and Bob talk through strange and hilarious scenarios. From having the worst super power imaginable, to living in a world ruled by clowns, and more.
- S2E46
Friendship Test: Mark Edition
Feb 5, 202372mWho is the better friend? Today, Bob and Wade's friendship with Mark is put to the test via some Mark-based trivia.
- S2E47
Profession Confessions
Feb 12, 202372mBob hosts a conversation about uncomfortable job stories, embarking the guys on a wild trip down memory lane.
- S2E48
The Masks We Wear
Feb 19, 202357mOn a more serious note than normal, the guys discuss the metaphorical mask, which social situations we put our masks on for, and whether those masked versions of ourselves are really us.
- S2E49
Distractible: The Musical
Feb 26, 202360mThe guys star in an improvised musical about video games, news, or anything else that comes to mind.
- S2E50
The Emmy Losing Episode
Mar 5, 202367mAnother classic Wade episode with an excellent topic: making the perfect video game. Except it goes horribly wrong. Or does it? Because during today's conversation, no one can seem to agree on anything.