Season 3
99 episodes · Mar 8, 2023
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S3E1Am I The Asshole?
Mar 8, 202380mA special mid-week episode, today the guys celebrate their first VIDEO PODCAST (video available only on Spotify!), by digging through the r/AmItheAsshole reddit page! P.S. New episodes will continue Mondays AND Fridays moving forward! Prepare to be doubly distracted...
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Good Advice?
Mar 12, 202367mHeads or tales, good or bad, riddles or rhymes?!? Find out on today's episode... Also, Wade has Covid. P.S. Don't forget to look out for another new Distractible episode Friday! Episodes will release Mondays AND Fridays from now on!
- S3E3
The Shoe Game
Mar 16, 202370mMark and Wade are getting married?!? Well, not exactly, but Bob still wants them to get to know each other using a fun wedding shower game.
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The Fairest Episode Ever
Mar 19, 202368mJoking jokers joking about jokers and joker-ing each other's jokers... but, trust us, it's fair.
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Just Relax
Mar 23, 202373mIf you can believe it, today the constantly distracted boys ~attempt~ to guide each other in some calming and vaguely focused meditations.
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Self Actualization
Mar 26, 202364mToday, supremely confident host, Wade, challenges contestants Mark and Bob to get vulnerable and talk about the insecurities around their achievements.
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Wonders Of Our World
Mar 30, 202384mMark and Wade compete, pitching various monuments, achievements, and artifacts, hoping to make them onto Bob's list for the seven new wonders of ~their~ world.
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Video Game Tier List (Part 2)
Apr 2, 202380mWade celebrates his birthday (sort of) by continuing the burls' video game tier list.
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Would You Rather (Part 2)
Apr 6, 202378mThe dudes are back to continue where they left their all-telling game of Would You Rather.
S3E10Our Firsts
Apr 9, 202370mBob, Mark, and Wade reminisce, cringe, and sing about some of their first experiences.
S3E11Wade's Questions
Apr 13, 202372mMuch like his fashion sense, Wade's topic today is... just a random collection of things he threw together.
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Million Dollars, But...
Apr 16, 202379mMark offers the guys 1 million dollars, but for weird consequences. The coin flip at the beginning? Nah, that's not important at all.
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Who's Better
Apr 20, 202373mToday, Mark and Wade die. Yes, you read that right. And Bob, the celestial arbiter, decides what becomes of them: the good place or the bad place?
- S3E14
Riddles & Rhymes
Apr 23, 202360mTwo hosts! One of them speaks in riddles, the other speaks in rhymes...
- S3E15
Ohio Stuff
Apr 27, 202368mThe boys talk Ohio like only true Ohioans can! Plus, another member of Distractible finds out they have ADHD.
- S3E16
Bread
Apr 30, 202353mWade gets a ~rise~ out of Mark and Bob by making them argue about bread.
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Three Peens In A Pod
May 4, 202361mMark throws it back to the guys' old livestreaming format, Wade calls in from vacay, and Bob flips his lid... or should I say... doesn't?
- S3E18
The Wheel Of Fate
May 7, 202359mA wheel, a random topic generator, and a timer: sounds like a Mark episode, doesn't it? Nope, somehow it's a Wade episode.
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Will You Press The Button?
May 11, 202364mYou can shapeshift into anyone, EXCEPT yourself... You become the most beautiful person on earth, BUT you are only as smart as a 3rd grader... You get to be apart of your favorite movie, BUT you have to be the antagonist... Find out if the guys would press those buttons and say yes to these fun, funny, and occasionally dark scenarios.
- S3E20
Hypocrisy?
May 14, 202353mThe topic is hypocrisy and they barely talk about their hypocrisies??? Hypocrites!
- S3E21
Artificial Intelligence
May 18, 202365mToday, the guys discuss the ramifications of recent updates in AI. Did ChatGPT write this, or is this something a human would say?
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What I Want
May 21, 202359mA lighter turn from last episode, today the dudes dive into what they hope the future holds for civilization 100 years from now.
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Bob Wins This Episode
May 25, 202371mThe boys obsess over their current favorite gadgets, gizmos, and doodads.
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I'm Better
May 28, 202372mXbox vs Playstation, LeBron vs Jordan, Skyline vs Gold Star... A lot of times, strong opinions can be silly, no matter how competitive or passionate people get about them.
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Listener Q&A
Jun 1, 202368mToday the topic is effectively chosen by YOU, the listeners and viewers! Will your personal question be answered? Listen to find out!
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I Wasn't Ready
Jun 4, 202374mCollege, customer service calls, pyramid schemes: today the guys discuss the things they weren't ready for when heading into adulthood.
- S3E27
Rage
Jun 8, 202374mMark urges the guys to dig deep and find moments in their past full of unbridled rage...
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Weird
Jun 12, 202356mWade listing off some of Earth's most bizarre animals leads Bob and Mark to get weird in their own ways.
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Weird (Part 2)
Jun 15, 202366mInternet issues, Mark being chaotic, Wade being teased, and Bob talking about TikTok trends. Yeah... sounds like a weird, completely unique episode.
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Weird (Part 3)
Jun 18, 202375mBut of course! The third member of the Distractible trifecta must also guide a chat about ~the weird~. This time, it's weird real estate.
- S3E31
YouTubers For YouTubers
Jun 22, 202349mWhat YouTubers are ~our YouTubers~ subscribed to? Hear their niche and fascinating channel recommendations on today's show!
- S3E32
It's Mark's Birthday
Jun 25, 202374mToday on Distractible, the guys find out how Mark's Birthday connects to their most profound moments of love.
- S3E33
Whimsical Headlines
Jun 29, 202361mThis is NOT Weird Part 4, I repeat, this is NOT Weird Part 4...
- S3E34
I Quit (Part 1)
Jul 9, 202347mThe guys are FINALLY back! But where have they been? Listen as Mark talks about his emotional adventure from the ER to South Korea, and Bob blames Wade on Twitter for the missing episodes. #blamewade
- S3E35
You Ever Feel A Feel?
Jul 13, 202355mIt's getting emotional up in here, as Wade hosts and asks the guys what films, music, and games hit them right in the feels.
- S3E36
Microplastics Solved Forever
Jul 16, 202350mGuess what's probably lurking inside of you right now? That's right... Microplastics! Mark hosts as Bob & Wade go head to head in the ultimate debate of whether these tiny invaders are destroying or benefiting our planet.
- S3E37
I Quit (Part 2)
Jul 20, 202369mWe mean it this time. WE QUIT! Not really... but watch as Bob, Wade, and Mark share their spooky, dangerous, and embarrassing professions that made them decide to quit and move forward.
- S3E38
Mac Vs. PC
Jul 23, 202359mThe age old debate among computer users FINALLY gets addressed... which is better: Macs or PCs? Watch as Bob and Wade debate over which one of Mark's computers should be destroyed IMMEDIATELY.
- S3E39
Reading
Jul 27, 202372mReading? Reading books? Ever heard of it? Mark, Bob, and Wade definitely have. They do it all the time... For sure.
- S3E40
Distractible Tier List
Jul 30, 202372mWade singing songs, Bob becoming Guru Harold, Mark not being able to stop talking about AI: find out where the burls would rate the subreddit's favorite podcast bits!
- S3E41
Aliens Among Us (Part 2)
Aug 3, 202352mIt's time to once again venture into the great unknown world of tic-tac ships and octopuses/octopi, and see if the recent UFO Congressional hearings mean that there truly is life elsewhere in our universe...
- S3E42
Dicebreakers!
Aug 6, 202364mThe guys answer classic icebreakers, but with the caveat that their dice roll must correspond to the quality of their answer. This ep's obviously a 'natty 20.
- S3E43
Subreddit Enemy No. 1
Aug 10, 202360mReddit nemesis Marq-Eye-Blier urges his fellow burls to pitch him their best (and worst) Distractible episode ideas.
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Feels Like Home
Aug 13, 202353mThere's no place like home. But what makes a place feel like home? Is it the memories? The amenities? Or maybe it's Ohio. Yeah, it's probably just Ohio. Also, have any of you seen Baldermort anywhere...?
- S3E45
Why Animal There?
Aug 17, 202352mBird hit window. Mouse in pool. Raccoon with... Grandma? Some time animal in place it shouldn't.
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Doing it Wrong
Aug 20, 202378mWhatever these guys are doing, they're definitely doing it wrong. Watch as Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss the various things they do wrong on a daily basis.
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Philoso-NO
Aug 24, 202371mAn extremely enthusiastic Wade invites Bob and Mark to ponder several philosophical questions and ends up with varying results... but does anything really "end" anyway?
- S3E48
Five Nights At Freddy's Tier List
Aug 27, 202377mThe King of FNAF himself hosts another Tier List, acting as arbiter for divvying up the "citizens" of his domain.
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Markiplier and Friends
Aug 31, 202361mToday Mark has two random friends on the pod to talk about his favorite things: hard drives, weird news, and space.
- S3E50
Five Night's At Freddy's Tier List (Part 2)
Sep 3, 202382mMark's reign continues, but this episode honestly goes in D Tier for: "Didn't We Already Do This One?"
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Wade's Food Questions
Sep 7, 202365mIn quintessential Distractible fashion, Wade asks Mark and Bob questions which their "distractible" nature makes quite difficult to answer.
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Distractible Escape Room
Sep 10, 202365mDo Mark and Wade have the knowledge and friendship to escape Bob's magical, whimsical, and sometimes sexual universe of puzzles?
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Whose Podcast Is It Anyway?
Sep 14, 202357mPut on your Drew Carey glasses, hawaiian shirts, and bald caps! This episode is an homage to the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter!
- S3E54
Mark Hates The Moon
Sep 17, 202367mMark explains his nearly inexplicable hatred toward a redditor who posts high resolution pictures of the moon and wonders if Bob and Wade have any similar situation.
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Bob's Confusing Words
Sep 21, 202361mIf points were breakfast, our ulotrichous host allows but a jentacular tittynope for our nonplussed contestants to fight over. Find out what that insane sentence means on today's episode!
- S3E56
Front Page News
Sep 24, 202360mBreaking News: Wade challenges Bob and Mark to go out in the field to find the most juicy, mind-blowing, and controversial news stories that are sure to make headlines... probably.
- S3E59
Illegal Advice
Oct 5, 202372mMark elicits Bob and Wade to give him advice for a variety of average problems. Of course, they can't give true legal council, so they give illegal or otherwise unscrupulous solutions.
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Are These Gaffes?
Oct 8, 202361mThe wickedly talented Wade enlists his contestants to find their favorite giraffes-- I mean gaffes, sorry. Find out if Mark and Bob actually listen to their host or if the episode becomes one big gaffe in itself.
- S3E61
I Don't Know What I Expected
Oct 12, 202345mBob makes Mark and Wade take personality tests. They discuss how accurate their results are and if they were even worth doing in the first place...
- S3E62
Worth It
Oct 15, 202375mYes, Mark has obsessions. And many times, those obsessions are expensive. Today we find out if Bob and Wade have any obsessions that they feel are worth the questionable cost.
- S3E63
Boo!
Oct 19, 202368mAh! You scared me! But what does it take to scare the guys? Find out as Wade, Mark, and Bob discuss what makes something truly horrifying.
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Tricks or Tropes?
Oct 22, 202357mAre Bob and Wade's knowledge of horror tropes as particular and knowledgable as Mark's? Find out on today's spooky gameshow...
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King Of Horror Hill
Oct 27, 202374mFrom Michael Myers, to Freddy Krueger, to Nemesis, to the Gingerdead Man, who comes out on top as the ultimate horror villain?
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The Pre Of Life
Oct 29, 202357mWhat are "Ghosts?" Are they real? If so, what are they made of? Watch as the guys try to solve the mysteries of the spiritual world.
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No Thank You
Nov 2, 202351mAs we enter the Thanksgiving season, the guys start with discussing what things make them say NO THANKS! And yeah, Mark's eye surgery is on my list too... (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED)
- S3E68
Curious Conspiracy Corner
Nov 5, 202354mBob, Wade, and Mark attempt to separate fact from fiction, venturing into the curious world of conspiracy theories. Maybe even a little too far...
- S3E69
News Everyone!
Nov 9, 202356mMark's all out of ideas, Bob is confused and scared, and Wade actually tries for once.
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Voice Me, Dammit!
Nov 16, 202364mThe guys talk Mark's volcano scare, bad airports, and the voices animals would have if they could speak.
- S3E72
Boy, I Miss That
Nov 19, 202364mWade tells the epic story of his terrifying journey to pick up and deliver a wedding cake. Plus the guys reminisce about the nostalgic things they miss from their younger-years. After all, they are getting older.
- S3E73
Self Diagnosis, Best Diagnosis
Nov 23, 202349mDr. Markiplier completely legitimately and credibly screens Bob and Wade for ADHD.
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Appeasing Our A.I. Overlords
Nov 26, 202351mA.I. is going to take over sooner or later, so the guys may as well use it's suggestions for episode topics.
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Actually Nothing
Nov 30, 202343mLook deep into our eyes... what do you see? Nothing? Yep, that pretty much sums up today's episode.
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Return Of The Gingerdead Man
Dec 4, 202357mWade, Bob, and Mark put holiday characters head to head with each other, to see who comes out on top. But who could possibly beat the derisiveness of the clever confectionery that is the "Gingerdead Man?"
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You're Dumb, We're Smart, Here's Why
Dec 7, 202362mHear us out. And when we're done, don't say anything. Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss their philosophical opinions on past, present, and future generations.
- S3E78
Live, Laugh, Lose
Dec 10, 202349mWade, Bob, and Mark talk about how they balance stress, relaxation, and work ethic in their day to day lives. Also everything Mark says is wrong, and we have science to prove it (we think).
- S3E79
"Not" "Financial" "Advice"
Dec 14, 202343mMark, Bob, and Wade are gonna show you how to make serious bank and get rich fast with these totally legit and definitely NOT illegal tips.
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Evil League Of Evil
Dec 17, 202347mLet out your best maniacal laugh for Bob, Mark, and Wade as they explore their villainous alter egos and compete for a seat on the "Evil League of Evil!"
- S3E81
That's Stupid, Let's Do It
Dec 21, 202361mWade, Bob, and Mark recount memories of painful, embarrassing, ballsy and butt-y moments of stupidity.
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Confusing Christmas Words
Dec 24, 202348mTwas the episode on Christmas, and all through the podcast: Bob sings weird carols. Wade gets harassed. Mark talks about lenses. Isn't that a surprise? Merry Christmas to all, from your favorite three guys.
- S3E83
We Hate Christmas
Dec 29, 202358mBah, Humbug! Now that Christmas is over, the guys can finally express all of their least favorite parts of the holiday season.
- S3E84
New Year, New Brain
Dec 31, 202358mHappy New Year! Naturally, the guys celebrate by taking an existential journey down the dystopian rabbit hole of linking human brains with AI.
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We Forgot To Stretch
Jan 4, 202443mWade, Mark, and Bob talk about their new year resolutions, what they wish they accomplised last year, and do a WHOLE lot of stretching.
- S3E86
What Distractible Stands For
Jan 7, 202460mThe guys decide to put their reputations on the line.
- S3E87
Gifts, Holes, and Powers
Jan 11, 202452mWade's gifts, Bob's holes, and Mark's superpowers.
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How Do You Know?
Jan 14, 202458mBob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the times when they instinctively knew what to do.
- S3E89
Wadey's Wittle Phiwosophy Hour
Jan 18, 202467mWould Mark, Bob, or Wade eat each other to survive? Find out during this wittle intewectual talk hosted by phiwosopher Wade.
- S3E90
Wade Wins
Jan 21, 202444mYou asked, we listened. This episode has one goal: to make Wade the winner. We wouldn't want to disappoint the subreddit, would we?
- S3E91
We're Getting Older
Jan 25, 202447mPull up a chair with lumbar support and pour yourself a cup of weak tea. Because it's time for the guys to face the facts that they are getting older. But only one can be the oldest.
- S3E92
Chess 3
Jan 28, 202477mMark is here to introduce to you and the guys the greatest game that the podcast world has ever witnessed: Chess 3!
- S3E93
Squid Game Too
Feb 1, 202453mPlayers Bob (420), Mark (069), and Wade (000) discuss which childhood games would be perfect for Squid Game competitions.
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I CAN FLY!
Feb 4, 202453mMark, Bob, and Wade discuss those new fangled flying machines the young folk are talking about.
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Dr.Bob's Real Boy Test
Feb 8, 202456mOh boy! Here comes Dr. Bob with a brand new test for Mark and Wade to see which of them have what it takes to be a "real boy."
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Wade Wins (Part 2)
Feb 12, 202451mAll hail, Wade. Wade is the king of Distractible. This is his episode, his kingdom. Everything is great. We are definitely not being held against our will. All hail, Wade.
- S3E97
Wade Games
Feb 16, 202462mThey conquered the “Escape Room,” they outsmarted the “Riddle Realm,” but can Mark and Bob survive the treacherous challenges that await them in the “Wade Games?”
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The Council Of Distractible
Feb 19, 202472mThree hosts, one episode. After nearly two years, the floor is finally open to lay down the law and finish the first Constitution of Distractible.