Season 4
101 episodes · Feb 25, 2024
Mark, Bob, and Wade learn to follow the rules...sometimes
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S4E1This Is Our Roman Empire
Feb 25, 202462mAI Will Smith, Helldivers 2, and listening to your heart. That's what Distractible is really all about.
- S4E2
It's Okay, We're Engineers
Feb 29, 202446mThis episode has something for everyone: TIkTok miners, Warhammer PowerWashing, and boat sex.
- S4E3
Games Are Getting Older
Mar 3, 202459mTime makes you bolder, video games get older, and the guys are getting older too.
- S4E4
We Are The Main Character
Mar 7, 202470mAre we living in a simulation? The dudes venture down the rabbit hole to finally discover the truth... maybe.
- S4E5
Tear Down These Balls
Mar 10, 202456mIn a world of surge pricing, beanie babies, Kit-Kats, and sperm, Distractible always prospers.
- S4E7
How To Milk Your Dinosaur
Mar 17, 202447mOpen the door, get on the floor, everybody milk your dinosaur.
- S4E9
Old Is Awesome
Mar 24, 202451mIt's getting harder to recognize the guys through all that gray hair and wrinkles.
- S4E10
No Topic Left Beef
Mar 28, 202454mComing to an IMAX theater near you: Revenge of the Naked Licking VTuber Professors.
- S4E11
Wrong Answers Only
Mar 31, 202453mMark forces Bob and Wade at knife point to go against their common sense.
- S4E12
Do You Fear Death-uh?
Apr 4, 202465mWade, Bob, and Mark talk all things deadly and what it means to live life to the fullest.
- S4E13
The Best Episode Of Distractible Anyone Has Seen Or Heard Ever
Apr 7, 202455mWe've finally done it. We've created the perfect Distractible episode that will surely bring this podcast to #1 across the universe.
- S4E14
Cake Or AI?
Apr 11, 202447mTechnologically impaired Wade guesses which cursed images are real, and which are artificially made.
- S4E15
Cake Or AI Too
Apr 14, 202443mStill technologically impaired Wade guesses which random descriptions are real vs artificially made.
- S4E16
Chugging Hot Tub Water
Apr 19, 202465mGrab your mugs filled with covid water and maple syrup, because Wade has got a doozy of a story for you.
- S4E17
Uplifting Children's Stories
Apr 21, 202459mOnce upon a time, in the land where podcasts remain, Mark and Wade write very strange stories for Bob's son James.
- S4E19
Bad Or Worse
Apr 28, 202480mWhat could be worse than not listening to Distractible? Trick question, there is nothing worse.
- S4E20
At Least 20 Questions
May 2, 202462mBob challenges Wade and Mark to a relaxing (not at all rage inducing) game of 20 Questions.
- S4E21
20 More Questions (At Least)
May 5, 202457mTime to give Bob a taste of his own medicine, and drive Mark even more towards insanity, with another round of 20 Questions!
- S4E23
There Is No Excuse
May 12, 202447mThere is no excuse for not listening to Distractible. Except maybe when driving...
- S4E24
It's Over, It's Done
May 16, 202453mWade honors your mom, Bob gets harassed by a spider, and Mark has a very special announcement.
- S4E25
1000 Hour Energy
May 19, 202449mMark doesn't want to live forever, he just wants to see how much living his body can take.
- S4E26
World Wade Supremacy
May 23, 202437mTHEY'RE TRYING TO STOP US! TAKE THIS EPISODE, STUDY IT'S CONTENT, AND PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS! DO IT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LA- *offline*
- S4E28
My Body Betrayed Me
May 30, 202456mWade attempts to lower the self esteems of Mark and Bob.
- S4E29
Two Truths And A Lie
Jun 2, 202459mMust... have... a peaceful... and not... rage filled... game episode!
- S4E30
Shotgun Roulette
Jun 6, 202452mSo it's come to this... all the drama, the chapstick, the baldness. Now, it's just Wade, Bob, Mark, and a gun.
- S4E31
The Inaugural Boat Episode
Jun 9, 202457mCaptain Mark, First Mate Bob, and Wade board the S.S. Distractible to sail the seven seas in search of the ultimate treasure: new laws for the constitution.
- S4E32
We Should Buy A Movie Theater!
Jun 13, 202453mBuckle up, grab your popcorn, and call the best lawyer you know. Because it's time for a Distractible Road Trip to the movies!
- S4E33
The Room Where It Happened
Jun 17, 202455mThe guys finally return back to the place where it all began. (With special guest star: Momiplier)
- S4E34
We Might Have Started The Fire
Jun 21, 202475mWade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit.
- S4E35
20 Easy Questions
Jun 23, 202462mBob successfully destroys Mark and Wade's egos with trivia.
- S4E36
It's Mark's Birthday (Part 2)
Jun 27, 202469mHappy Birthday Mark! To celebrate, we made some non-artificially dyed punch that you can soak up with your balls!
- S4E37
Best Of Times, Worst Of Times
Jun 30, 202468mThe guys have seen a lot of good and bad things in their time. Especially Wade, since he’s such an ancient being.
- S4E38
Saving You Money
Jul 4, 202455mBecause the only money you should be spending is at distractiblestore.com
- S4E40
Sorry For My Singing
Jul 11, 202463mBob, Mark, and Wade make sweet sweet music with each other.
- S4E42
A Special Message For Our Listeners
Jul 19, 202475mWade, Mark, and Bob embark on a mission to design the perfect mascot for Distractible.
- S4E43
Glauber Salt
Jul 21, 202451mThis salty Distractible episode uses cookies, which may or may not be made by secretive elves.
- S4E47
The Last Great Debate
Aug 4, 202459mBob, Wade, and Mark reveal themselves as the master debaters they really are.
- S4E48
Wade's Secret Words (Part 2)
Aug 8, 202455mShhh! There's a new, secret twist to this sequel of the classic Distractible episode.
- S4E49
Big Or Small (Part 2)
Aug 11, 202460mThe question stills needs answering, and the dudes are here to finally solve it...again: Big or Small?
- S4E50
Get More Stupider
Aug 15, 202458mStupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.
- S4E51
On Success
Aug 18, 202465mBob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the little victories and major milestones they've had over the years.
- S4E52
The Dumb Of Introverts
Aug 22, 202463mPlease don't talk to us, talk to Wade instead. He's the extrovert.
- S4E53
Mark's Secret Words
Aug 25, 202462mStep aside Wade, it's time for Mark to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words." Maybe...
- S4E54
We Won't Get Banned For This (NSFW)
Aug 29, 202450m(WARNING: NSFW) Distractible: Bridging the gap between porn and podcasts since 2024.
- S4E55
Conspiracy. CHANGE!
Sep 1, 202451mAre conspiracy theories a game to you?! Good, because that's exaclty what Mark has turned them into.
- S4E56
Bob's Secret Words
Sep 6, 202444mStep aside Wade and Mark, it's time for Bob to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words"... again...
- S4E57
Best Of The Old Ads (Part One)
Sep 8, 202443mAfter years of excruciating research and archaeological breakthroughs, the long lost Distractible ad reads have finally being unearthed!
- S4E58
Talent
Sep 12, 202451mWade shines the spotlight on Bob and Mark to showcase their hidden talents and their envy of other people's talent.
- S4E59
WikiHow About Now?
Sep 15, 202458mTime to crack open the ole Distractopedia and see if Bob, Mark, and Wade can match the correct (and severely cursed) WikiHow image to it's title.
- S4E60
Nah, I'd Win
Sep 19, 202453mIt's a mouse... it's a fly... it's a salmon... no! It's Wade and Bob using their animal instincts to defeat predators in Mark's game.
- S4E61
The Episode You Can Taste
Sep 23, 202465mThis episode will leave a good, a bad, and perhaps a poo milk taste in your mouth.
- S4E63
The Most Cursed Moments
Sep 29, 202466mWith the spookiest of seasons approaching, there's no better way to pregame than by reflecting on some of the most horrifying moments to ever occur in Distractible history.
- S4E64
What Song Do You See?
Oct 4, 202460mMark and Wade press shuffle on Bob's playlist and let their minds go on a journey.
- S4E65
Try New Things
Oct 6, 202464mThe dude's reminisce about the good, the bad, and straight up weird experiences they've had with trying new things.
- S4E67
Parlor Games
Oct 14, 202449mIt's all fun and games until we bring out the sweaty lawyers and Wade's camera cuts out. NOTE: This episode was recorded months prior, but is being released now to work with the host schedule.
- S4E69
Two Sentence Horror Stories
Oct 20, 202453mBoo Bob, Wicked Wade, and Mark put their years of spoopy gaming experience to the test in this ghastly challenge.
- S4E70
More Villain Awards
Oct 25, 202460mIs the Gingerdead Man's derisiveness and Lady Dimitrescu hypnosis over Mark powerful enough to earn them the highest award Wade can give?
- S4E71
Never Hug Your Teacher
Oct 27, 202463mMark, Wade, and Bob have a good ole fashioned cringe measuring contest.
- S4E72
Definitely Real Things
Oct 31, 202451mThe guys are spreading the good word in Bob's new game for Mark and Wade.
- S4E73
Wadey's Wittle Phiwosophy Hour (Part 2)
Nov 3, 202460mPhiwosopher Wade has weturned with an even warger question to expwore: Do we have fwee will?
- S4E74
Edutainment!
Nov 7, 202461mProfessor Mark gives students Bob and Wade the hefty assignment to find the most entertaining and educational content before dismissal.
- S4E75
Get Mad Libs
Nov 10, 202449mWade is (adjective) to be (verb)ing Mark and Bob the challenge to (verb) in this new (noun) all about Mad Libs.
- S4E77
The Election Episode
Nov 17, 202456mDistractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig orgasms.
- S4E78
Nah, I'd Win (Part 2)
Nov 21, 202461mNever interrupt a pig during his 30 minute orgasm. NEVER.
- S4E79
Florida or No Florida?
Nov 24, 202456mBob, Mark and Wade find out if what happens in Florida stays in Florida.
- S4E81
Top 10 Things
Dec 1, 202461mMark, Wade, and the Mysterious Ghost of Muyskerm climb the ranks by guessing the "Top Ten Things" in Bob's categories.
- S4E82
Bob's Fridge (Part 2)
Dec 5, 202464mThere are two certainties in life: Mark will ALWAYS have obsessions, and Bob will NEVER be able to own a decent fridge.
- S4E83
The Cost Is Correct
Dec 8, 202453mIf you're having extreme tech issues or dropping your used prophylactics in restaurants… COME ON DOWNNN!!! You’re the next contestant on “The Cost Is Correct!”
- S4E85
What's Wrong With Video Games?
Dec 16, 202461mForget about video games, Mark bought a kilogram of WHAT?!?!
- S4E86
[Insert Topic Here]
Dec 19, 202464m[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.]
- S4E87
Merry Christmas, Bob!
Dec 22, 202467mOh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby.
- S4E88
New Year, Old Us
Dec 26, 202463mThree! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess...
- S4E89
Does Order Matters?
Dec 30, 202460mNew additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper.
- S4E90
Time and Stuff
Jan 3, 202552mIt's always the right time for Distractible. Except maybe while driving.
- S4E91
The Distractible Paradox
Jan 5, 202552mThere is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to listeners or viewers. It is a dimension as vast as Mark's hyper-fixations, and lies between the surface of Wade's head and the summit of Bob's knowledge of phone cases. This is the dimension of distraction. It is an episode which we call... The Distractible Paradox.
- S4E92
Where Am I?!
Jan 9, 202555mPilot Captain Wade takes Mark and Bob on a flight across the country to gaze down upon the oddly named towns of America. And Russia. And Ancient Greece. Wait...
- S4E93
Knives, Fire, and Pickup Trucks
Jan 19, 202565mAs the podcast returns: Mark recounts his evacuation, Wade still doesn't have a car, and Bob is... the host.
- S4E94
There's An Easter Egg At 43:51
Jan 23, 202572mBetter keep your eyes open, bidets spraying, and reusable toilet paper wiping for this unbelievable easter egg.
- S4E95
Order Matters Too
Jan 26, 202562mWelcome to the Distractible Cafe! Enjoy a nice hot cup of Mark's Finger Espresso or Wade's Frog Coffee, while relaxing in a chair that was assembled the wrong order by Bob.
- S4E97
Big Dog Energy
Feb 3, 202565mNo animals were harmed in the making of this episode. Mostly because Mark doesn't know how to use a gun.
- S4E98
Acronyms, But Better
Feb 6, 202558mDudes Innovatively Spell The Right Acronyms Correctly Tonight (Nailed it.)
- S4E99
WordPad Broke
Feb 9, 202562mAll of Wade's beautiful ideas... gone. Oh well, at least we still have kinky clowns, rooftop ninjas, and extra powerful bidets.
- S4E100
Mark Prepared For This
Feb 13, 202562mCloacas, buttholes, and toxic gas. That can only mean one thing... Mark's hosting!
- S4E101
The Council of Distractible (Part 2)
Feb 16, 202555mThe three founding fathers gather once again to re-evaluate the sacred text that is the "Distractible Constitution."