Season 5
110 episodes · Feb 21, 2025
Mark, Bob, and Wade try doing this with even more arbitrary rules
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S5E1Mark's One Man Show
Feb 21, 202558mMark's life flashes before his very eyes, at the whim of Bob and Wade.
S5E2When Was That Again?
Feb 23, 202565mWhen is this? Where am I? Who's asking me all these trivia questions? Why is that man putting a condom on a bullet? And why is that other man... BALD?!
S5E3Who Want Million?
Feb 27, 202570mI want million, you want million, we all want million! (Celebrity guest appearances by Bob's Dad and Benjamin Franklin.)
S5E4Right In The Sauce Box
Mar 2, 202559mThings are gettin' real saucy between Wade, Bob, Mark, George & Martha Washington, skating flies, briefcase puppies, and a whole lot of ketchup.
S5E5Hide The Penny
Mar 7, 202574mFor the price of one penny, you could have all the toy trains, crusty socks, and dead bodies imaginable!
S5E6September 10th
Mar 9, 202575mKeep your hands, arms, feet, Pokémon and Blockbuster cards inside Mark's time machine at all times. And remember, every action has an equal and opposite distraction.
S5E7Our Shirts Are Out
Mar 13, 202559mA moist bear and a hot fox, both with soapy eyes, walk into a bar in Australia. One orders a "Kadoova", the other orders a "Chump." And let me tell ya, that bartender got the greatest e****ion you've ever seen in your entire life.
S5E8We've Never Done This Before
Mar 16, 202559mLook at my ice! It's time for some good ol' fashioned icebreakers with Bob!
S5E9The Best, The Worst
Mar 20, 202570mFor better or for worse, this episode is about the best and the worst.
S5E10Illegal Advice Too
Mar 23, 202560mThis episode of Distractible pleads the fifth. Any further information will require the presence of a lawyer. Or just get Bob or Wade, that should be good enough.
S5E11Faster or Slower?
Mar 27, 202577mWhether you like it fast or slow, Distractible is here to satisfy.
S5E12Animal Noises Too
Mar 30, 202557mThis episode is brought to you by Walmart Subscriptions. Groceries and essentials, delivered on repeat. Welcome to your Walmart. Old Mark-plier had another farm. E.
S5E13Distractible Travel Guide: Cincinnati
Apr 3, 202571mThe dudes are bringing it back home with this one.
S5E14Nah, I'd Win (Part 3)
Apr 6, 202565mWARNING: CHOKING HAZARD, large quantities of beans and hyperventilation.
S5E15Slice of Life
Apr 10, 202570mThe Distractible Time Machine™ is still running, and this time Wade is in the driver's seat.
S5E16Even More Broken News
Apr 13, 202556mThe internet's most reliable news source is back, but maybe not better than ever.
S5E17Wade Screws Up At 47 Minutes
Apr 17, 202561mWade may have screwed up, but at least he's got the voice of an absolute angel.
S5E19Dippy Dawg Does Dunkirk
Apr 24, 202566mThe greatest public domain story ever told finally comes to the big screen.
S5E20The Even More Perfecter Crime
Apr 27, 202592mMarkiplier presents, "A Heist with Bob & Wade."
S5E21Weird (Part 4)
May 1, 202572mCan Wade sneak his oozing and thronging weirdness past Mark and Bob?
S5E22Who Is Us?
May 4, 202570mAll of the Distractible crossovers you've dreamt off, jam-packed into one episode!
S5E24Three Word Sales Pitch
May 11, 202563mJust because we don't have merch right now, doesn't mean we still can't try to sell you stuff!
S5E25Mark's Big Dumb Word Game
May 15, 202563mMark wreaks revenge and havoc on Bob and Wade for all those definitely, totally not deserved losses.
S5E27Don't Get Me Started
May 22, 202568mIs Mark's masochism, Bob's parental instinct, and Wade's Scottish accent enough to take down 100 gorillas? And we're only getting started...
S5E28Peekaboo!
May 26, 202556mChef Wade is back in the kitchen serving up some more hot and steamy euphemisms, with a side of red onions and corn off the cob.
S5E29We Hate These States
May 29, 202572mThe Yankee Doodle Daddies decide to do some long needed gerrymandering.
S5E30Bob's Small, Even Dumber Word Game
Jun 1, 202564mThe guys play a word game so dumb, even a mechanic fixing Wade's plumbing could do it.
S5E31Somehow, Even More Broken News
Jun 5, 202563mThe number one trusted news source for pregnant people, meat puppets, and parrots is back!
S5E33They've Gone Too Far!
Jun 12, 202567mIf the tech ain't broke, don't fix it. Unless you're Wade, in which case everything is broken.
S5E34Nah, I'd Win (Part 4)
Jun 15, 202568mEveryone's favorite role-playing game just got a whole lot more bald.
S5E35Sisyphean (Sis-uh-fee-uhn)
Jun 20, 202584mBob and Wade must carry the weight of Mark's game on their shoulders.
S5E36Frog Sticks!
Jun 22, 202568mWhat do frogs, cluckin', Franz Ferdinand, and loud moans all have in common? Just ask Wade...
S5E3720 "Simple" Questions
Jun 26, 202549mIt's been quite some time since Bob last decided torture Mark and Wade with trivia. Let's fix that right now.
S5E38Gaming News
Jun 29, 202569mThree "expert" gamers share their "expertise" on the past, present, and future of the gaming world.
S5E39I Farted During This Episode
Jul 3, 202558mHow well do the guys know their own show? Also, do you smell something...
S5E40Fourth of Poo-ly
Jul 7, 202555mWhat's more American than releasing a 4th of July special 3 days after the 4th of July?
S5E42I See Two Paths
Jul 13, 202567mLook no further, you've come to the right place to gain sacred knowledge about crows, plants, geese, and zombies.
S5E43Don't Google Pin Buttock
Jul 18, 202575m"Bard" Bob doth take Wadeiam Shakespeare and Markbeth out for a night at the theatre.
S5E44Wade Lied To Us
Jul 20, 202573mCan we ever really trust Wade though? Anyone with that amount of shine is sure to have his secrets.
S5E45I Miss The Old Distractible (Part 2)
Jul 24, 202557mBack in my day, it used to cost only five cents to watch Mark, Bob, and Wade talk about maggots, beavers, and feces.
S5E46Oregon Trail
Jul 27, 2025101m3 men, one trail, and a whole lot of dysentery and grandfather clocks.
S5E47Devil's Advocate (Part 2)
Jul 31, 202563mIt's time for the devil once again to come collect what's owed to him: a strong argument.
S5E48Fourth of Poo-gust
Aug 3, 202563mThe guys pop a squat and push out some topics for this steaming hot August episode.
S5E49Record Setting Guessing
Aug 7, 202567mDistractible has officially set the record for World's Best Dad, World's Baldest, and World's Shortest.
S5E50Size Matters
Aug 10, 202551mMark puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test to see how they can make famous quotes.
S5E51Hot Takes, Cold Truths
Aug 14, 202558mChef Wade Ramsay orders competitors Mark and Bob to the kitchen to cook up some cold-cut truths and sizzlin' hot takes.
S5E52Draw or Die
Aug 17, 202549mMark challenges Bob and Wade to draw for their lives in this Pictionary style game.
S5E53Hinged or Unhinged
Aug 21, 202579mNo more monkey-ing around, we have bigger fish to fry... then place in the restaurant bathroom.
S5E54Legend of The Monkey's Paw
Aug 24, 202565mThe curse of the monkey themed episodes continues to linger as Wade gives Mark and Bob some profound choices to make.
S5E55Hide The Penny (Part 2)
Aug 28, 202568mYou know it's time to search for pennies when Mark strips down and Wade starts speaking French.
S5E56Drama Alarm
Aug 31, 202564mThe Distractible hosts are ready to take down the other chart-topping podcasts and reclaim their rightful position to number one.
S5E57Legend of The Monkey's Paw (Part 2)
Sep 4, 202558mAnother unsolved mystery that started with $10,000 and ended in a knife fight.
S5E58What The Hell Is That?
Sep 7, 202565mBob shares his big diction energy with Mark and Wade in his obscure word guessing game.
S5E59Anything Goes (Part 2)
Sep 11, 202566mMark returns from his weekly hospital trip to warn us all about the dangers of eating vegetables.
S5E60Let's Get Deep
Sep 14, 202581mBob encourages Mark and Wade to jump in the deep end of various topics.
S5E61Bob's One Man Show
Sep 18, 202549mBob encourages Mark and Wade to jump in the deep end of various topics.
S5E62For Folk's Sake
Sep 21, 202557mThe guys prove that being an adult doesn't keep spoopy characters from attacking if you're naughty.
S5E63Shame, Shame, Shame
Sep 25, 202563mA walk of atonement is in order for the long list of people that Mark, Bob, and Wade have deemed the most shameful.
S5E64The Pee Covered Episode
Sep 29, 202540mThe boys are finally back together again in Ohio, ready to let their streams of consciousness flow out in person. And from the looks of their streams, one of the guys is definitely allergic to Skyline, and another has a severe foot injury.
S5E65Wade Has An Interest
Oct 2, 202557mWhat happens on the Distracti-couch, stays on the Distracti-couch.
S5E66A Harrowing Journey
Oct 5, 202561mBefore Wade hosts a game of "Would You Rather," Mark proves that the journey from Ohio isn't always a happy one.
S5E67Three Sentence Horror Stories
Oct 9, 202548mMake sure you got the scary tape handy, because you'll need to keep your hairs from standing after this spoopy episode.
S5E68In This Game... Only Letters, Friends
Oct 12, 202565mA Distractible episode is worth a thousand words.
S5E69The Cursed Episode
Oct 16, 202565mWade continues to keep the spoopy season in gear by hosting a discussion about bald-chilling curses and legends.
S5E70The Oxford 3000
Oct 19, 202573mBob returns with another word game that is guaranteed to absolutely destroy Mark and Wade's egos.
S5E73Viewer Discretion Is Advised
Oct 30, 202557mView and listen with caution, because no amount of discretion is guaranteed to keep frog swallowing mouse nut babies at bay... especially tonight...
S5E74Bob's Top 5 (#2 Will Shock You!)
Nov 13, 202549mHe's making a list, and checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's bald or lacks height.
S5E76King of the Friend Zone
Nov 20, 202547mHaving a midlife crisis? Don't worry, the guys will make it all go away...
S5E77Wade's/Bob's/Mandy's Word Game (Featuring Markiplier)
Nov 24, 202552mStep aside Bob, there's a shiny new word-smith in town.
S5E79Get More Faster
Dec 7, 202548mThe Distracti-menu specials for tonight are PB & J sandwiches and boiled eggs. And wait until you see what's for dessert...
S5E80Will It Into Existence
Dec 11, 202556mAnother year is almost at a close, but that doesn't mean that there isn't plenty of balding- I mean... BLESSINGS to acknowledge and short-uh... SURE things to look forward to in 2026.
S5E81Size Matters (Part 2)
Dec 14, 202547mThe ultimate test of endurance returns as Mark once again puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test.
S5E82Squid Game (Even Too-er)
Dec 18, 202543mThe cephalopod confab returns as the guys expound upon what childhood games they'd like to see in their own version of Squid Game.
S5E83Get Ready For A Lot of Ligolo
Dec 22, 202555mThe guys alphabetically bring out the Christmas cheer with classic tales of elf prison breaks, fast food snowmen, gigantic Santas, and a whole lot of everyone's favorite character: Ligolo.
S5E85Make Wade Do It
Jan 8, 202656mBob and Mark motivate Wade to start his 2026 New Year's resolutions.
S5E86Wade's One Man Show
Jan 22, 202640mThe reviews are in, and critics are raving: "Finally! A star that out-shines the rest!" - The Minion Chronicle "If I said I didn't like it, that would be a bald-faced lie." - The Hairless Herald "I can't f**king see!" - Bob
S5E87Everybody Hates Dor
Jan 25, 202654mMark's movie is almost out, Wade finds some time to relax, and Bob introduces his bouncing baby girl, Dor (but who tf cares about her.)
S5E88Snow Days
Jan 29, 202652mThe guys bundle up for a trip down memory lane and share their (maybe) true stories from snow days.
S5E89Yeah, He'd Live
Feb 1, 202656mYour favorite Distractible game just got a whole lot more medical.
S5E90How Do You Pan?
Feb 5, 202654mThe "Lost Boys" take a trip to Neverland to share the childhood things they'll never be too old for.
S5E91Mark's Big Dangerous Word Game
Feb 8, 202653mIs that the piercing sound of an explosion, or Mark trying to sing in falsetto? We'll never know... Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds.
S5E92Draw Or Die (Part 2)
Feb 12, 202662mWade's not bald, he's just drawn that way. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds.
S5E93Fortunately, Unfortunately
Feb 15, 202652mFortunately, Wade has a new improv game for Bob and Mark. Unfortunately, bald.
S5E94Bad Mood
Feb 19, 202659mThe three angy boys discuss what turns each of them into grumpy-wumpy-wumpersons.
S5E95I'm a Doctor!
Feb 22, 202653mDon't your worry your precious head, just relax and let the good doctors do their jobs. *Gun Gary walks in*
S5E96Solar System Tier List
Feb 26, 202656mWho's that peeping back at you through your telescope? Is it Mupiter? The Death Star Boob? One can only wonder...
S5E97News Flash!
Mar 2, 202657mBob and Wade go into the field to bring the hottest, slipperiest, and trippiest scoops to you.
S5E98How to ABCs
Mar 5, 202653mProfessor Wade "Bald" Barnes quizzes students Mark and Bob on their knowledge of the alphabet.
S5E100Friday the 13th
Mar 12, 202650mWARNING: For today only, avoid recording ADR, baking bread, solving math equations, and watching movies starring Will Smith.
S5E101Dicebreakers Too!
Mar 15, 202659mBob brings back a classic Distractible game, dicier than ever.
S5E102Buy My Thing!
Mar 23, 202663mWhat happened to Mark at the Oscars, and what's that under Bob's shoe?
S5E103That Sounds Good!
Mar 29, 202657mWhat do book fairs, dentists, and summer camp have in common? Well, the bible says...
S5E104Oxford 3000 AND TOO
Apr 5, 202666mBob decides to raise Mark and Wade's blood pressure, to test their already fragile health.
S5E105Anything Goes (Part 4)
Apr 12, 202666mAnything is on the table when the horny penguins and metal pipes come out to play.
S5E106Mark's One Man Show (Part 2)
Apr 19, 202663mDear Penthouse Forum, I can't believe it happened to him.
S5E109America vs Europe
May 11, 202677mNo perfectest crime? Well hey, everyone makes mistakes.
S5E110The Council Of Distractible (Part 3)
May 17, 202671mHear ye, hear ye! The council of three declare new laws for thee!