Season 5
10 episodes · Sep 1, 1990
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- S5E1
Power Cut
Sep 1, 199030mAs a result of a power cut, Alf and Camille repair to the candlelit pub where Alf sounds off about Margaret Thatcher, despite her being a Conservative. This sets off an argument with Arthur and Mr. Johnson about a number of things – including death, the undertaker at the next table unsettling Alf.
- S5E2
Suicide
Sep 8, 199030mThey may be halfway up the aisle but Alf and his bride-to-be are still arguing, especially when she wants to throw out his furniture as being tat. A fake overdose attempt cuts no ice so Alf is off to the pub to talk about suicide, death and Heaven – though Fred Johnson, as an atheist, is having none of it.
- S5E3
X-Rays
Sep 15, 199030mComplaining that Alf is a shabby dresser, Camille also wants him to take out life insurance in case he goes first. At the pub, a discussion on health does anything but allay Mr. Carey's fears about getting a hip replacement in view of Alf's hospital horror stories.
- S5E4
Window Cleaning
Sep 22, 199030mAlf decides to earn some money by window cleaning for Mrs. Carey. Despite failing to get any wages, he gets lots of free groceries after catching the milkman in a compromising position.
- S5E5
Dogs
Sep 29, 199030mAlf tries his hand with man's best friend, much to Fred Johnson's delight, but who's taking who for a walk?
- S5E6
Jury
Oct 6, 199030mInitially delighted when summoned for jury service, Alf becomes increasingly paranoid that he is being stalked.
- S5E7
Courtroom
Oct 13, 199030mAs jury service draws closer, Alf is worried about the possibility of revenge from the criminal fraternity.
- S5E8
Bus
Oct 20, 199030mAlf forgets his pass and is unable to get on the bus. The following day, he arranges a day trip for a group of OAP's who, armed with their passes, commandeer a bus.
- S5E9
Storm
Oct 27, 199030mCamille is forcing Alf to try and save money for their wedding. That includes no smoking and no drinking.
- S5E10
Wedding
Nov 3, 199030mAs Alf's wedding to Camille approaches, the preparations unfold: gift giving, Alf's stag night, and finally the big event itself.