Season 5
11 episodes · Aug 27, 2013
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- S5E1
GTA Pacific Grim
Aug 27, 20133mRed and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they're controlling might just be real...
- S5E2
Hardcore Chore
Sep 3, 20133mRed loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..
- S5E3
Snowjob
Sep 10, 20133mA freak snowstorm causes a power outage and freezes Red into a life-size snowman. Blue and Pink must thaw him out, and to make matters worse, he needs the toilet...
- S5E4
Dick Figures: The Movie: The Song
Apr 3, 20143mThe music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie.
- S5E5
The Red Planet
Apr 17, 20143mRed and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the annoying, and violent, Mars Rover.
- S5E6
A Hobbit of Thrones
May 1, 20143mA The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better, whilst high on drugs.
- S5E7
Das Vidiamond
May 15, 20143mThe episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! A series of blackout flash-backs establish the events of the previous night.
- S5E8
Trash God
May 29, 20143mWhile trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size, where Red becomes a "Trash God".
- S5E9
Chick Figures
Jun 12, 20143mDick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love.
- S5E10
Happy Birthdump
Jun 26, 20143mRed and Blue suffer food poisoning from a Mexican restaurant. After Blue's car is stolen, they must make their long journey home to the toilet before it's too late...
- S5E11
Figured Out
Mar 26, 20143mAn episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue after the events of Dick Figures: The Movie.